TITLE: a study in idiot {act xvii;i'm your fancy pantsy boyfriend, idiot}
AUTHOR: Pepperrrr
RATING: PG-16 because i like my made-up rating hell yeah i do
PAIRING: Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson
WARNINGS: this is my worst chapter yet, fluff, this one's a bit weird because i'm sick and exhausted sorry whoops lol, apple juice!, loki is still a hipster, the song loki's listening to is eye by the smashing pumpkins because i have a feeling that he would like radiohead and smashing pumpkins and stuff of that nature,
P.O.V: Third person.
DATE WRITTEN: October 15th 2012 4:22 PM
SUMMARY: Tony goes over to Loki with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.
"Are you drinking alcohol without my influence?"
"Idiot!" Loki hisses as if he's got Tourette's. Tony pictures Loki with Tourette's, screaming swears and curses and profane things for no reason out of nowhere. He almost laughs until he dies. Loki ignores him. "It's apple juice. JARVIS suggested it to me." Well Tony honestly has nothing that won't get him turned inside out to say to that. So Tony sits next to Loki and fiddles with an empty glass.
AUTHOR NOTES: omg the wrestling event last night was spectacular and i actually communicated with one of my all time heroes cm punk and oh wow i just
can't
omg everything was great and my throat hurts from screaming so much
how do i have hands left from clapping all night btw
help
also, you guys are only gonna get one chapter again, i think, because i'm all loopy and sick. sorryy
also why do i go from past and present tense rapidly? fuck
INTRODUCTION: Idiot. The word idiot is used to imply that one is stupid, daft or dumb. Some people use it as a term of endearment. Loki is one of those people. He uses the word idiot as freely as Tony drinks.

This is a collection of times Loki called Tony 'Idiot'.

Loki was not in bed. Fuck. Fucking Loki. Tony jumped up out of the bed before his legs gave out on him and he hit the floor. And on the floor, he realized something.

Pants. Yes. Pants. He scrabbled around on the floor like some retarded spider crab creature, arms flailing about trying to grab his pants. He was not in the mood to actually look like a human being right now.

"Sir-"
"No JARVIS you're not my friend." Tony said quickly, voice slightly muffled by the carpet. JARVIS actually sighed and Tony found his fucking pants fuck yeah. He raises them over his head for a moment in victory.

"Pants yessss." He hisses, and he tugs them on, still on the floor because he's still too fucked out to function. He thinks about how rad that sounds. Too fucked out to function. Love it.

Tony remembers that his sexy godly ice-cube... boyfriend
(hm. boyfriend. that's not so bad, actually)
wasn't in bed, so he fears the worst and readies himself to drink until Loki comes back. He hears a quiet drone of music coming from the living room and he starts to think that the living room is Loki's favourite place in the universe. Wait yay Loki's not harmed or causing harm life is good.

Tony can't find his shirt. Whatevs. He walks out to the living room to see Loki wearing his shirt, and sitting on a bar-stool leaning on his elbows on the counter with a drink. And a straw. He is way more than interested now.

Tony goes over to Loki with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.
"Are you drinking alcohol without my influence?"
"Idiot!" Loki hisses as if he's got Tourette's. Tony pictures Loki with Tourette's, screaming swears and curses and profane things for no reason out of nowhere.

He almost laughs until he dies. Loki ignores him. "It's apple juice. JARVIS suggested it to me." Well Tony honestly has nothing that won't get him turned inside out to say to that. So Tony sits next to Loki and fiddles with an empty glass.

"Hey, Loki?" Hum. "Am I your boyfriend?" Loki shot him a strange look. "You better say yes, because I've been fucking you this whole time and pulling arrows out of your lungs and hiding you in my house and the least you can do is just confirm this for me."

Tony says and asks and states and Loki chokes elegantly on apple juice. Tony had no idea that was even possible to elegantly choke on anything. Loki gives him no answer but a slight raise of his eyebrows. "Oh come on Princess, I can't wait all day for this."
"Call me Princess again, and I shall cut you open."

"Can you wait for me to have my coffee first?" Tony says and he looks down at the glass, and it's filled with coffee. How the- Oh, magic god powers. Right.

"Oh thanks Reindeer Games." Tony mutters, surprised, and Loki nods out of the corner of his eye. He's still sipping his apple juice. Through a straw. And it's cute.

Tony drinks his coffee and it's the best coffee in the whole world. He thinks it might just be a distraction. "So." He says, and Loki flinches. "Am I your boyfriend? Cuz I've gotta be honest, I've already accepted you as my fancy pantsy boyfriend."

Loki snorts, but recovers quickly, and Tony keeps looking at him expectantly.
"I've heard you pondering this for months, Anthony. I didn't think you'd ever come around to the whole ahm.." He crooks his fingers in the air. Oh my fuck he learned to air-quote. "Boy friend thing."

"So, yes or no, Reindeer Games?" Tony pressed, and Loki rolled his eyes with a smile.
"Fine. I'll be your-"
"Fancy pantsy boyfriend?" Loki shot Tony a look before laughing.

"Say it!" Tony implored with a laugh of him own, and Loki shook his head.
"I'll be your fancy pantsy boyfriend."

this chapter is dumb as shit i'm sorry but i wanted to say fancy pantsy a lot sorry ehehe