TITLE: a study in idiot {act xxiiv;choke on this, idiot}
AUTHOR: Pepperrrr
RATING: T? PG-13?
PAIRING: Tony Stark & Loki Laufeyson
WARNINGS: grossness okay i mean loki is a refined beautiful beastie sucking bone marrow and gobbling up raw meat like a monsterfish i just don't know ew, mention of mpreg but not really wow, tony is always surprised by loki, swearing, mentions of sex kind of, loki is a little shit, tony puts up with him because tony's a little shit too, food, creepy food, loki is also a slut, tricks, well just a trick
P.O.V: Third person.
DATE WRITTEN: November 20th 2012
SUMMARY: And then the bastard grins, wicked and sharp, eyes the same. He laughs.
"You idiot, I have not been able to bear children for so many years.."
AUTHOR NOTES: Okay so I have been reading too much of seizure7(a writer and artist and fab creature on tumblr)'s frostiron stuff and i just love me a dark psychotic little loki so here have a taste of it
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taste
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food chapter
INTRODUCTION: Idiot. The word idiot is used to imply that one is stupid, daft or dumb. Some people use it as a term of endearment. Loki is one of those people. He uses the word idiot as freely as Tony drinks.

This is a collection of times Loki called Tony 'Idiot'.

Tony comes home from a meeting with Nick Fury and the other Avengers to find Loki sitting at the dining table
(yes they have a dining table now)
surrounded by food. No, seriously, he's fucking surrounded by food. All sorts of colours, shapes, sizes, and smells.

Tony is floored.
"Fucking shit Loki don't eat everything in the house." He breathes.
"Tower." The god corrects quietly after swallowing a chunk of a White Castle burger whole.

Tony pauses, then he blinks and frowns.
"Yeah. Whoops shit."
"I just cannot stop." Loki said before shoving a bit of the raw meat that was on a plate to the right into his mouth. Tony looks aghast and pale when he realizes what it was.

The god just swallows and hums contentedly, leaning back in his chair. "I had quite a sudden craving for food. Especially this." As he says 'this', he takes more of the soppy meat into his mouth. Raw ground hamburger. God Loki gross man urgh.

He swallows again and wipes his hands on a napkin that was in his lap. "Perhaps I am with child.." He says, looking down at his stomach and placing his palm against it, looking fond. Something in Tony's heart sings at that and the rest is screaming because what the sweet singing fuck did he he knock up a god? He shifts and swallows and blinks and Loki's eyes flick upwards at him.

And then the bastard grins, wicked and sharp, eyes the same. He laughs.
"You idiot, I have not been able to bear children for so many years.." Something in Loki's eyes fogs for a moment when he says that, and he rubs his stomach with his fingers crooked like claws almost. Tony's seen that look long enough to know how far Loki was in his own head.

But that moment doesn't last long and the god looks back up, eyes clear and mouth corners turned up. Tony actually feels kind of disappointed. But instead of thinking about that reaction, Tony turns his attention toward the bar and grabs a drink. He hears a clatter of fork and knife against plate in the kitchen. When he comes back into the kitchen, he finds Loki snapping a bone of some unfortunate creature he had finished eating.

And then he promptly sucks the marrow from it. Tony cringes and turns away again, grabbing the bottle this time. He hears a loud, content sigh and a slide of plate against wood. He thinks it's safe to turn around. And so he does, and he walks back to the kitchen, his hand strangling the whiskey bottle.

Wait he hadn't even realized he'd picked up a bottle of whiskey. That's kind of severe. But when Loki tips a saucer up against his mouth and he brings it back down to smile at Tony with blood in the corners of his mouth, he figures that it was totally a good choice to grab the whiskey.
"You're psychotic." Tony says pathetically, and Loki licks the blood from his lips and he shrugs.

"I'm starving."
"But why for gods sake I mean you eat normally the rest of the time. Are you getting more evil? Is that why you need to eat so much? To sustain thy evil?"
"Perhaps." Loki says simply, wiping his mouth with the napkin and running his black-painted fingertips absently along his collarbone. Tony tries not to notice that too much because wow those collarbones are just great.

He turns around and heads toward the bedroom.
"Whatever Loki. I'm tired so i'm gonna go to bed. By the way, I'm not kissing or fucking you until you've choked on mouthwash."
"I'd much rather choke on something else." Loki smirks devilishly and Tony would be aroused if images of bone marrow-sucking instead of cock-sucking weren't so busy invading his mind. He shudders and makes a face. Takes another drink.

"Fuck you Loki." Tony calls before shutting the door of the bedroom. Loki grins and loudly snaps another bone open, delighting in the loud horrified noise Tony makes.