A/N: This one goes out to both Kitty O and IceCreamDoodle13, who wanted Uther/Igraine... but especially ICD13, who requested non-angsty. Hope this pleases :D
"You're looking."
Her voice, so soft, so delicate, so mocking, drifted across the courtyard and fully clobbered him around the face.
She was fantastic.
"How does she know? She did not turn around," Uther murmured to Gaius, his eyes staying stuck to the glorious, silky train of her robe disappearing around the corner into the rose garden.
Gaius raised an eyebrow.
"Forgive me, Sire, but subtlety is not your strength…"
Uther smacked the back of the physician's head.
"And stop abusing Gaius," she called over the wall, as her tiny feet pitter-patted over the pebbles.
"Magic," the men agreed.