Ally, Trish, and Rosie were at JJ's Smash House. They were at a table drinking margaritas.
"Alright, Ally," said Rosie. "Let's find you a man."
"How about that guy?" asked Trish. She pointed to a lanky, blonde guy.
"Nah," said Ally. "He reminds too much of Austin."
"How?" asked Rosie.
"That blonde hair, brown eyes, and has muscles but is still lanky."
"Okay. Uhh… what about him?" Rosie pointed to a guy with dark brown hair and olive skin. He was tall and muscular.
"I don't know," said Ally. "He looks like a player and he's on steroids. Also, he looks like a laundry bag with meat in it."
"Okay. Okay," said Trish. "God! You're so picky."
"Trish, you wanna go dance?" asked Rosie.
"Sure. Coming, Ally?"
"No thanks."
"Suit yourself."
Rosie and Trish left Ally by herself. Ally continued to drink her margarita.
Suddenly, a guy came up to her. He had beige skin and was tall. His hair was black and his eyes were green.
"Cool song, uh?" he asked Ally.
"Yeah," said Ally. "But I'm not the dancing type."
"Oh, really?"
"Watch this."
Ally got up from her seat and started dancing. Then, she sat back down.
"Well, it's not that bad," he said.
"I'm really a bad dancer."
"Can you slow dance?"
"A little bit."
After the fast song, a slow song came on.
"Wanna dance?" the guy asked.
"Uhh…" said Ally. "Sure. What the hell?"
She jumped off her chair and walked to the dance floor with that guy. He placed his hands on her waist, while she wrapped her hands around his neck.
As Ally stared into that guy's green eyes, Austin suddenly popped out of her head. That guy was the only thing on her mind now. It was Austin had never existed.
After the song was over, the guy spinned Ally one last time and stopped.
"You're not so bad after all," said the guy.
"Thanks…umm…"
"Oh! I'm Spencer."
"Ally."
"Is that short for Allison or Alice?"
"Doesn't matter."
"Well, welcome to Wonderland."
Ally giggled.
"Hold on, Ally. I'll be back."
"Okay."
When Spencer left, Ally walked back to the table. Rosie and Trish were sitting there.
"So?" said Trish. "Who's Hottie LaMottie with the swimmer's body?"
"His name is Spencer," said Ally.
"Spencer!" said Rosie. "He's really cute and he has a hot ass."
"A hot ass? Really, Rose?"
"You wanna know how hot it is?"
"Okay, fine. How hot?"
"So sexy! You'll want him to smack you on the ass and get you pregnant. Oww!"
Ally stared into outer space and her leg was skaking. "Wella. Wella. Wella. Wella. We—" Ally slapped herself. "Okay. Well I hope Dez and Austin are having a good time."
—
Over the past three hours, Austin has gone crazy. Dez tried his best to keep him calm, but Austin wouldn't stop.
"I'm a superstar, you know?!" yelled Austin. "You gotta make! Make! Make it do a doubletake!"
"Austin, please stop," moaned Dez.
"I'm Oliver Moon's grandson! I was born to follow nobody, Carrot Top!"
"You're not making any sense, Austin."
"I had milk that tasted funny."
"What?"
"Live long and prosper."
"Oh, god!"
"¡Ayuda! El niño está atascado la ballena!"
"You speak Spanish?"
"Aww! El chupacabra! Chupacabra!"
"This is gonna be a long night."
"Come closer. I see dead people!"
"We're dead. Any last words, Austin?"
"Yes."
"And that is?"
"Zachary Quinto is terrible. I love Leonard Nimoy! Live long and suck it, Quinto!"
—
The next morning, Trish and Rosie were in the kitchen drinking coffee. Ally walks in smiling and happy.
"Morning!" yawned Ally.
"Well, somebody is in love!" said Trish.
"How did it go with Spencer last night?" asked Rosie.
"Amazing," said Ally. "He's a really great guy. We're going to the beach today."
"The beach? You hate the beach."
"I'm trying not to hate it. Plus, I need to shop for a new bathing suit."
"Bathing suit?" asked Trish. "How about a trashy one?"
"Trashy?" asked Rosie.
"Bikini and strapless."
"Oooh! Trashy!"
"Besides, the guys will be back any time today," said Ally. "Tell Austin I'll be on a date."
"Let me see if Dez has called," said Rosie. Once Rosie checked her phone, she gasped, "Holy shitballs!"
"Rose, what's wrong?" asked Ally.
"Dez hasn't called at all. Not even a text or email. He always calls me everyday no matter what."
"Let's check our phones," suggested Trish.
Ally and Trish both checked their phones. Ally said, "Both of them didn't call me."
"Me either," said Trish. "How about I call Jimmy? He might know something."
Trish called Jimmy.
"Do you know where they are?" asked Trish.
"No," answered Jimmy. "They haven't even gone to Ke$ha concert. We've been waiting for them all night, but they haven't come at all. I tried calling them both, but it goes right to voicemail."
After Trish hangs up the phone, she looks at Rosie and Ally. "He doesn't know where they are either."
"Oh, crap," said Rosie. "Something's going on."
"Wait!" said Ally. "The Austin Moon website! There might be a clue."
They got onto the laptop and saw the video.
"Hey, everybody!" said Austin. "I'm Austin Moon live! I'm not in Miami. I'm in Kendall, Florida with these sisters."
The girls appeared. Austin says, "This is Tanya, Leah, and Jade McGilacuttui. It's Leah's birthday party and she told you guys I was coming. Well I'm here! If you go to…"
"James Moore High School," said Tanya.
"James Moore High School," said Austin. "Then come on over to celebrate Leah's big day. At…"
"204 Mendel Street," said Leah.
"Okay. Everybody come!"
When the video stops, Rosie said, "Guys. Something tells me that those girls might know where they are."
"Wait," said Ally. "One of them's named Tanya? That's the name of the girl that answered Austin's phone."
"Maybe they do know where they are," said Trish.
"Let's pay a visit to the McGilacuttis," said Rosie.
"Are y'all in?" asked Trish.
"I'm in," said Ally.
"Hell yeah!"
"Before we go, let's change into hot black outfits," said Trish. They ran to their room and changed.
A few minutes later, they come out in black outfits.
"Yeah!" said Ally. "Let's get our boys back!"