Homestuck: Infinitely Unlucky

by Maxria

WARNING: If you haven't read Homestuck yet, I suggest you do not read this until you have. Again, I am bored. I decided to create a character that would take the place on the hemospectrum that Karkat would have taken if it weren't for his mutation.

2. Chapter 1

The first thing you noticed after the introduction of yourself was that you have new messages on Trollian. Oh jeez, it's Karkat. It doesn't bother you too much, but does that kid ever shut his mouth? You should probably respond to him.

carcinoGeneticist began trolling shadedSoul.

CG: HEY, HIKARI.

CG: ARE YOU THERE?

CG: AH FUCK YOU'RE PROBABLY DRAWING SOME RANDOM PERSON AGAIN.

SS: Actually, I'm not.

CG: OH, OK GOOD. I NEED TO SEND YOU SOMETHING.

SS: Well, I'll accept it unless it's something gross or stupid.

CG: WHY THE HELL WOULD I SEND YOU SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

SS: You're just like that sometimes.

CG: THANKS. THANKS A LOT.

SS: You're welcome. ;)

CG: OK ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP. JUST ACCEPT THE DOWNLOAD.

carcinoGeneticist sent a download:

SS: You're sending me a program?

CG: YEAH, A GAME.

CG: THE BLUE TEAM THINKS WE NEED ANOTHER PLAYER BECAUSE WE ARE SO WEAK.

CG: WE AREN'T, BUT I WOULD RATHER TAKE THEIR ADVICE THEN HAVE YOU EITHER PLAY THE GAME WITH THOSE JERKS OR GET LEFT OUT.

SS: Aw, Karkat. That's so nice of you!

CG: OK I GET IT; I AM AN AWESOME AND FAIR LEADER.

CG: NOW DOWNLOAD THE GAME!

SS: Whoa, you're the team leader? :O

CG: YOU SOUND SURPRISED.

SS: Well, yes. However, it's in a good way.

CG: DID YOU DOWNLOAD IT YET?

SS: Jeez, don't start getting impatient with me.

CG: TOO LATE.

SS: IT always is.

SS: Yes, I did download the game. Should I run it?

CG: WAIT UNTIL I SAY SO. YOU WILL BE THE LAST PERSON TO ENTER, OK?

SS: Gee, thanks.

CG: YOU'RE WELCOME.

CarcinoGeneticist ceased trolling shadedSoul.

Well, now you have to wait for Karkat to talk to you again. What should you do in the time you have left?

You walk over to your wallet and take it. You have captchalogued way too many items in here. You decide to organize a little. You decide to throw everything out except the CASE OF SLIME you got from Gamzee as a gift (though you will never use it), a pair of RARE GLASSES you found while exploring with Aradia, and a bottle of FAYGO. All the trolls despise it, but you just think they never tried it. Faygo isn't really that bad. Your favorite is the blue one.

You also have a chain that you never wear anymore. However, you have always gotten it out if you ever needed it as a weapon. It's sort of a good weapon for you now. You put it into your strife specibus.

A new message pops up just as you finished organizing. You wonder if it's Karkat.