"I am NOT a cucumber, I am a beautiful ICE CREAM SANDWICH!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Harry Potter! I live UNDER THE FREAKING STAIRS!"

And I would like to welcome you all with the fight I had to wake up to this morning, between my stepbrother, Z, and my twin brother, Taiki, (in that order) occurring right outside my bedroom door. I still don't know. I never want to know.

This was never the way I planned.

Not my intention.

I got so brave, drink in hand,

Lost my discretion.

It's not what I'm used to,

Just wanna try you on.

I'm curious for you.

Got my attention.

Kayashima was feeling very uncomfortable, and he could think of only two reasons why that could possibly be. One, it could be that the normally blinding yellow aura of his roommate had darkened to a swirling red interspersed with orange, revealing Nakatsu's turbulent emotions to Kayashima in high definition. Second, it could be that Nakatsu was drunk, and he was making out with his younger roommate on his single bed, with the lights turned off.

"Come on, Kayashima..." Nakatsu slurred between kisses, grinding against the passionless boy beneath him. "Please. It's just one time."

Nakatsu moved to suck on the pale flesh of Kayashima's neck, allowing him to take a breath and collect himself before answering.

"I don't know, Nakatsu..." Kayashima said, clutching the broad shoulders of his roommate, not quite embracing him, but not pushing him away either. "I-I'm not gay. I don't think this is really appropriate..."

"We're friends, right?" Nakatsu mumbled as his hands went to the buttons on Kayashima's shirt. "Friend's are supposed to help each other through rough times. I'm having a rough time. This is where you're supposed to help me."

Kayashima closed his eyes and cursed Nakatsu for being so...right. Nakatsu was his friend, his best friend, actually, and being there for his friends had never been something Kayashima took lightly, having so few of them.

When Nakatsu had stumbled into their room clutching a bottle of sake in his hand earlier that night, Kayashima had vowed to be there for him and listen to his friend spill his heart's contents to him as the night got later and Nakatsu got drunker.

Nakatsu had, of course, gotten considerably drunk, drowning most of the bottle's contents while Kayashima, knowing his alcohol limits well, took a few sips and nodded sympathetically while Nakatsu griped about his completely nonexistent relationship with Ashiya, Sano, or a combination of the first two.

But as Nakatsu grew intoxicated and Kayashima changed into a pair of worn sweatpants, Nakatsu began to examine his own homosexual feelings, mumbling something about 'experimenting' and admitting that he 'couldn't be sure' until he tried.

"I have to know, Kayashima..." Nakatsu had drunkenly mumbled as he had all but forced Kayashima onto his bed. "I have to know, before I go on with this. I have to know..."

And, of course, Kayashima had relented, even returning a few of Nakatsu's tender kisses. But he had become increasingly uncomfortable and uneasy as Nakatsu's hands traveled to regions he was almost positive he wouldn't have ever dared to if he were sober.

'But,' Kayashima reminded himself, 'We are friends.'

Kayashima sucked in a deep breath, causing Nakatsu to halt his activities as he waited breathlessly for Kayashima's answer.

"Fine, but just this one time." Kayashima said with a tinge of frustration in his voice, though it was lost on his roommate, who had breathed a sigh of relief and had gone back to happily nibbling Kayashima's neck. "But we're friends again in the morning. Just friends."

"Just friends...yeah...got it." Nakatsu drunkenly mumbled as he ran his tongue over the white flesh, not even listening. He began to place hungry kisses along Kayashima's collar bone, hands sliding inside the front Kayashima's soft sweatpants. He heard Kayashima suck in a surprised breath and smiled, happy he had finally got his attention.

Kayashima gripped the bars of Nakatsu's headboard in one hand, letting the other gently curl into Nakatsu's bleached locks as his roommate kissed down his toned stomach, trying desperately to unbutton his own shirt.

"Kayashima..." Nakatsu sighed, fumbling with the pesky material before it finally fluttered to the floor. He sat up on his knees, attempting to pull down the zipper of his jeans to free his impatient member, but the metal tab seemed to be taunting him, jumping out of Nakatsu's fingers whenever he closed them around the flap. Giving up, he sighed and looked down at the smaller boy in front of him, barely illuminated by the light of the full moon that filtered in from above them.

"Kayashima..." he whined. "Can you...help me?"

Slightly irritated, Kayashima sat up and pulled the tab down, never looking up at Nakatsu. Nakatsu moaned happily once his pants were down, freeing his hardened cock, and gleefully kicked them off until they joined their friends on the floor.

Kayashima laid back down, his head on Nakatsu's flat pillow, and Nakatsu crawled on top of him, careful not to crush the smaller boy. Nakatsu crushed their lips together, one hair digging into Kayashima's silky hair. After recovering from his initial shock, Kayashima returned the kiss, opening his mouth to allow Nakatsu to explore the wet cavern, as Nakatsu seemed so eager to do.

Nakatsu's free hand gripped Kayashima's pants, the only thing that was separating the two now. Breaking away from the kiss, Kayashima bent his knees and rested the soles of his feet on the bed, raising his hips just enough for Nakatsu to pull them off and, disgusted, flick them to the floor.

Kayashima suppressed the urge to cover himself as he let Nakatsu remove the last of his clothing, reminding himself what he was about to do anyway. He watched as Nakatsu sucked on two fingers, spreading his legs as far as they would go.

"You're so beautiful..." Nakatsu whispered as he laid back down, letting his hand wander between Kayashima's legs, searching for his hidden entrance. Kayashima laid still as Nakatsu placed a sweet kiss on his shocked lips. 'No...he doesn't mean me...' He thought as Nakatsu used his free hand to gently stroke his hair. 'He's so drunk he thinks I'm Ashiya. That must be it...'

After rationalizing himself, he closed his eyes and returned Nakatsu's kiss, cupping his hand around Nakatsu's neck. By then Nakatsu had found Kayashima's entrance, and, without hesitation, slipped one finger inside.

Kayashima immediately broke the kiss, turning his head to the side as his entire body tensed involuntarily. Nakatsu waited in hope Kayashima would relax, his lower body screaming at him to continue.

"Ka-Kayashima?" He asked shakingly. "A-are you okay? Do you want me to stop?"

Biting his lip, Kayashima shook his head. "No, I'll be...fine. You can...keep going."

Feeling relieved and worried at the same time, Nakatsu slipped a second finger inside his friend, surprised at the tight heat that came from his seemingly cold roommate.

After scissoring his fingers a few times, he pulled his hand out and lifted up Kayashima's legs, scooting himself closer and closer to Kayashima until there was almost no room left. Kayashima broke away from their kiss and twisted his torso ever so slightly.

"Do you want me to-"

"Would you?"

Nakatsu was relieved as Kayashima turned to lay on his stomach, the fact that Kayashima had only done it so he could avoid looking at Nakatsu not even occurring to him.

Nakatsu quickly positioned himself above Kayashima, their torsos almost perfectly parallel. He drunkenly wondered to himself if this was really a good idea, then decided to forget that, at least until morning, and slowly pushed himself inside.

Nakatsu noticed Kayashima gasp, but he was completely overwhelmed by the feeling of being inside him to really care. He began to thrust his hips, pulling in and out, his entire body taken over with lust.

Kayashima bit his lip as Nakatsu thrust inside him, his fingers digging into the soft sheets below him. He whimpered slightly as Nakatsu brought his mouth down on the exposed part of Kayashima's neck, biting down hard. Kayashima groaned as his legs clamped together, his fists tightening around the sheets. Above him, Nakatsu let out a loud moan as he came.

Nakatsu fell forward, lying on top of his friend as he panted, feeling exhausted from their activities. He would have been happy to continue laying there like that, still inside Kayashima, had Kayashima not begun squirming around in discomfort. Nakatsu quickly raised his hips and pulled out of the smaller boy, moving to lay besides him.

Nakatsu watched Kayashima's labored breathing as the other remained on his stomach, his eyes closed. Nakatsu moved to wipe the sweat of his younger roommate's forehead, when Kayashima opened his large, mystical eyes, slightly startling Nakatsu.

Without a word, Kayashima got up and bent down to gather his pants, and begun shoving his legs into them.

"Wait! Where...where are you going?" Nakatsu stuttered incoherently as he sat up, staring at Kayashima.

Kayashima just stared back impassively, pulling his pants up. "To my bed." He replied simply.

Nakatsu shook his head. "No, you can't. Stay here."

Kayashima let out an impatient sigh. "Why? I did what you wanted me to do. I'm going to sleep now. You should too."

"Oh, come on." Nakatsu said as he leaned back on the bed. "You have to spend the night. We just had sex. That's what you do."

Kayashima opened his mouth to retort, but no words came out. 'We just had sex...we just had sex..."

Without saying a word, Kayashima turned around and walked up the stairs, falling onto his bed. He closed his eyes, trying not to think of the feeling of Nakatsu's hands on him, or the sight of the pure orange glow Nakatsu had emitted when they had having sex.

'We just had sex...'

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

The taste of her cherry chapstick.

I kissed a girl just to try it.

Hope my boyfriend don't mind it.

It felt so wrong,

It felt so right,

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

I liked it.

Erm, yes. So that was the very first sex scene I've ever written by myself. Well, completed, actually, but let's not get technical. Sorry if it fails. I'm going to improve! Or try to, at least.

For those of you who have never read me, I like to put songs in my chapters, which may or may not have anything to do with the story. Ignore it if you want. It's more to set the tone, or maybe I just put them in because I'm crazy. Yep. I like Disney a lot, hence the name of this fic. I was wondering what to call this and this morning I started listening to that song and I was like, yes. This is it.

And for those who HAVE read my story Living on a Prayer, you've probably wondered what the heck I've been doing since, um, September. Well...my house caught fire. There wasn't a ton of damage and no one was hurt, but we all had to move out for a bit while it was being repaired. So for some reason, some idiot thought it would be a good idea for my brother and I to visit our mother for a few week. And she welcomed us by grounding us. Because we get punished together, because we're twins. (My mother is a twin, so I don't know why she does completely illogical things like this.) ALSO, while we were grounded, Loathsome Stepsister (not to be confused with Evil Stepsister) 'accidentally' dropped my laptop. Down a flight of stairs. And Taiki's computer somehow attracted a magnet. Huh. Imagine that.

So right now Z is letting us use his until we can save up enough cash to replace them, but this thing is about seven years old and slower than a Slowpoke. And keeps getting infected. So, um, sorry.

So I have no idea how long this will be. I have a REAL plot, and I think you will like it, but there's also going to be lots of sex scenes because...well, because I feel like it. And because I feel no shame in writing yaoi on my stepbrother's computer.

Also, I'm sorry if I made Nakatsu & Kayashima OOC at all. Personally, I think Kayashima would have a much harder time coping with being gay, because, well, Nakatsu already thinks he's gay because of Ashiya. I'm sorry. Also I don't know how accurate Nakatsu's drunkenness was, the only times I ever get drunk or am around drunk people I'm with my family, and the scetchiest thing that happens there is Evil Stepsister singing Britney Spears.

Oh, by the way, I have an account on WritersCafe, if anyone's heard of it. I just post random shit, I don't have a lot up right now, but I want to get back to writing soon. I'll post a link on my profile sometime tomorrow. For those of you who care.

I think I've bored you long enough. Review! Yell at me! I don't care.