AN: I don't really know much about what happens with the trolls in between the first time you see them in the comic and when they reach the two year mark. I'm just going to skip over to the two year mark then. Hope you don't mind!
You have been playing this game on your own for a while now.
You're walking around a tad bit to figure out what to do next. This whole Jack business is getting to you. To make things worse, you have a message to interrupt your thoughts.
twinArmageddons began trolling shadedSoul.
TA: 22?
SS: Yes?
TA: Can you plea2e calm down your moraiil?
SS: Oh gosh, what is Karkat up to now?
TA: He ii2 complaiiniing about pratiically everythiing. Iit2 really annoyiing.
SS: Is there any specific reason why he is complaining?
TA: Ii triied a2kiing, but he diidn't re2pond and kept on complaiiniing.
SS: Maybe it's personal.
TA: Probably. Terezii ju2t 2tormed out of here possiibly cryiing.
SS: Oh gosh, poor Terezi! I guess that's the problem. He seems to care about her a lot.
TA: Kiind of notiiced.
SS: Of course you did.
TA: He may al2o be complaiiniing about you. Where are you?
TA: KK speciifiically saiid not to leave.
SS: I know, but I can't think straight while all this madness is going on.
TA: Ii don't blame you.
TA: Hey, Ii'll me22age you later ok? Eriidan ju2t came iinto the room and her look2 angry a2 well.
SS: Ok. Bye, Sollux!
TA: 2ee you later, 22.
twinArmageddons ceased trolling shadedSoul.
You're so glad you aren't in that room right now. It's probably very chaotic. However, you hear something very disturbing to hear in a not so well lit hall.
Honk.
Honk.
You assume it's Gamzee, but he doesn't sound too happy. You decide to hide behind a chest. You don't bother opening it because you're afraid something terrible is going to happen. You silence your computer just as you get a new message from Karkat.
carcinoGeneticist began trolling shadedSoul.
CG: HIKARI, GET BACK HERE AT ONCE!
SS: Ok, Father. :P
CG: I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, YOU NEED TO GET BACK HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
CG: ERIDAN JUST FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND KILLED KANAYA AND FEFERI AND KNOCKED OUT SOLLUX.
SS: Gog. Ym. Ho.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
SS: Sorry, I mean "Oh. My. Gog."
CG: WHAT IS THIS? A FUCKING DISEASE?
SS: I hope not.
CG: JUST COME BACK HERE.
CG: GAMZEE IS ALSO GOING CRAZY TOO. HE'S PLANNING ON KILLING US ALL.
SS: Oh shit.
CG: IT'S SO CRAZY, YOU EVEN SWORE ABOUT IT. MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES.
SS: Hey I have an idea!
CG: YEAH, IT'S TO GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE YOU GET KILLED.
You ignore Karkat for a minute to get the BOTTLE OF FAYGO out of your sylladex. This may calm him down a little. You don't want him to notice you, so giving it to him out flat isn't an option. You decide to do something that may have been a stupid idea until a miracle happened. You shake up the BOTTLE OF FAYGO, and open it in his direction.
This is stupid.
You hit him straight in the eyes, leaving him blind for a few seconds. This gave you enough time to run for it.
You return to the conversation you were having with Karkat.
SS: Hey, Karkat. I'm almost there.
CG: GOOD.
SS: I had to pass by Gamzee first, but it was no big deal. I just slammed a Faygo in his face.
CG: WHY DID THAT SOUND IRONIC?
SS: Probably because it is.
SS: Ok I'm at the transporter.
shadedSoul ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist.