You are Sara Kingswell and you are getting ready for the scratch.
You have been playing a game called Sburb for some time now. Two years to be exact. At first you didn't want to play, but some kid with glasses told you that you should. You trust him, so you decided to play afterall.
You are a girl of the dark side. You listen to metal, like piercings, and have this thing for black clothes. Most of the kids in your school wear white shirts with a symbol on it. You wear a black shirt with a green backwards 3 on the front. You're mostly an outcast because of this. However, you do have four very good friends. Your best friend just happens to be a little bit on the dark side as well, but you are more extreme with it.
Speaking of which, you haven't talked to her in a while, but that's probably because she's not answering any of your messages. This is unlike her.
You talked to John about it, and he said she went "grimdark" whatever that means.
Anyways, back to the scratch. Apparently you are supposed to "reset" your game. You feel like a total failure just thinking of it. However, you have no choice. You must reset the game.
Before you do that though, the white text guy told you to talk to a troll. You're not sure why you would want to even try to do that, but okay. You can handle the misery. Thank God the white text guy mentioned which troll. If it were any troll, you might have been stuck with Terezi, or worse, Karkat.
You message this troll now.
artisticAssassin began pestering shadedSoul.
AA: Hey, I was told by some douche in white text that I needed to talk to you.
AA: So here I am.
SS: I'm sorry, but who are you?
AA: Sara.
SS: Oh! You must be one of the kids!
SS: I could tell because your name is spelled with four letters.
SS: And instead of trolling, you are pestering me.
AA: That's nice.
AA: But I want to get this over with.
AA: What the hell are we supposed to talk about?
SS: I truly don't know.
AA: Great, I'll be on my way then.
SS: !tiaW
AA: What the…
SS: Sorry…
SS: I tend to type backwards for some reason.
AA: Unconsciously?
SS: Yes.
AA: You're a freak.
SS: I think I'm going to cry.
AA: Really?
SS: Nope. I have worse things to worry about than being called a freak. I could get killed by a freak. That's why I'm hiding...
SS: Anyways maybe you can help me with something.
AA: Shoot.
SS: Shoot?
AA: Oh my God.
AA: Tell me your problem.
SS: Oh! Ok.
SS: Well I'm standing next to this device.
AA: Great story bro.
SS: im not done yet!
SS: *Breathe*
SS: Ok. So I'm standing next to this thing, and I'm supposed to use it somehow.
SS: What the hell am I supposed to do and how?
AA: Well I can't really tell you.
AA: Because I can't see the machine.
shadedSoul sent artisticAssassin a picture file.
SS: This thing.
AA: Oh.
AA: Ok this thing looks similar to the device I'm standing next to.
SS: Really?
AA: Nope.
SS: Then why did you…
AA: I'm being sarcastic.
AA: It's basically the same exact machine.
SS: Ok. So do you know how to use it?
AA: Nope.
SS: Are you being sarcastic again?
AA: Actually this time I'm being serious.
AA: I don't know how to even turn on the damn thing.
AA: Never mind use it.
SS: Oh…
SS: Maybe we need to put something in the capsule.
AA: What do we even have that would make sense in this case?
SS: Do you have an item that's basically trash.
AA: Yeah, this broken bike chain.
SS: Ok put it in there.
AA: Ok it's in.
SS: I'll put in the slime I never got to use.
AA: Slime? Ew.
SS: That's why I never used it.
AA: How the hell do you use slime?
SS: Eat it.
AA: That's just horrific.
SS: Ok now I'm guessing we should press the red button.
AA: Hey! My bike chain turned into a jar of disgusting green liquid!
SS: And my slime turned into…
AA: What?
SS: A bike chain.
AA: Oh God.
SS: Gog?
AA: No, just God.
SS: Ok so we need to switch out something in exchange for another?
AA: Hmmm…
SS: What?
AA: I'm just thinking…
SS: Thinking of what?
AA: The capsule is about the size of an average human.
SS: I'm guessing humans are as tall as trolls?
AA: Exactly.
SS: So wait, you want us to go in there?
AA: Yes.
SS: How will we even get switched if the button is on the outside of the machine?
AA: Dude, look inside the capsule.
SS: Oh. There's another red button.
AA: Exactly.
artisticAssassin ceased pestering shadedSoul.
So this is what you have to do.
You step into the capsule and shut the door tightly. You are sort of nervous for this. Oh screw that, just push the red button!
You push the red button and you feel tremendous pain.