You wake up from the pain of the capsule's doings. It's very dark. You get out your computer and try to message the person you were talking to before. Your chat client doesn't even work now. You decide to download a new one and name yourself artisticAssassin once again. You get a new message from someone who has a working Pesterchum. Bastard.
poisonedBeauty began pestering artisticAssassin.
PB: Ello?
AA: Hey.
PB: Wats up? =D
AA: Not much. I was in complete darkness until I turned on my computer.
AA: Why are there so many rocks around me?
PB: Rocks? =O
AA: No, shit.
PB: Language, missy!
AA: Sure.
AA: So I need to find a way out now.
AA: By the way…
PB: Yesh?
AA: How come your Pesterchum works and mine doesn't?
PB: You probably need an update.
AA: It won't even update.
PB: Dang, it must be old!
AA: Old?
AA: What's your name and where are you?
PB: This is creepy…
PB: But im jess and i live in cali!
AA: Cali?
AA: Cali as in California?
PB: Yesh!
AA: Oh my God…
PB: Wut?
AA: I lived through the scratch?
PB: Scratch? Wut's a scratch?
AA: You just answered my question without even knowing what I'm talking about.
PB: I'm getting scared…
AA: Don't worry.
AA: Are you going to play a game called Sburb?
PB: Yesh! Im playing with four other friends.
PB: Are you playing 2?
AA: I already played.
PB: HOW?
AA: I probably shouldn't get detailed with it.
AA: But all I can say is…
AA: Good luck.
PB: =O
PB: Is it that hard?
AA: You wouldn't even believe me if I told you.
PB: Is it still epic?
AA: Yes.
PB: Yaaaaayyyyyy!
AA: I can tell you're excited.
PB: Yesh I am!
AA: Excuse me while I try to get out of this thing.
AA: I'll message you later if needed.
PB: Ok! I hope u get out soon!
AA: Thanks.
artisticAssassin ceased being pestered by poisonedBeauty.
Time to get out of here.
You jump so hard, you basically get out of the ground before anyone could say MS Paint Adventures ten times on a sugar rush.
Why the hell would anyone say that anyways?
Now you are out of the ground that you were buried under. How did you get there? You're not sure. However, you do need to figure out why you are dripping with green. It's disgusting! You go over to the body of water nearby and wash yourself. It's like a river of green just decided to go down your body. Where is it coming from? And why do you look anemic?
Oh Gog.
You look into the reflection of the water to see what monster you've become. You are now a girl with black hair, pointy vampire teeth, grey skin, and a set of candy corn horns. One of them is in the shape of a bow. You are also bleeding green.
You get a message from a familiar looking username.
shadedSoul began cheering artisticAssassin.
SS: Hi!
SS: We survived! Yay!
AA: Yeah, and I'm a fucking monster!
SS: What?
AA: I'm this grey anemic looking freak with candy corn colored horns!
SS: You're a troll?
AA: Oh Gog, this is what you guys look like?
SS: It's not that bad.
AA: .eruS
SS: You're also talking backwards!
AA: WAIT.
SS: What?
AA: That machine…
AA: Did it do anything to you?
SS: I don't know. I don't have a mirror with me.
AA: How about a body of water?
SS: Yeah, there's a body of water here.
AA: Check yourself out in its reflection.
SS: Ok…
SS: Oh my God.
AA: SEE?
SS: I'm a monster!
AA: Hey, I'm sorry I called your race "monstrous" but it doesn't mean you can do the same.
SS: shut it im trying to cope!
shadedSoul ceased cheering artisticAssassin.
Yeah, she's not happy with this either.
You decide to message your new buddy.
artisticAssassin began poking poisonedBeauty.
AA: Hey.
PB: Did u get out alrite?
AA: Yes.
PB: Good!
AA: Oh by the way, I just found out I'm not human.
PB: Wait, wut?
AA: I'm a troll apparently.
AA: Disgusting creature really.
PB: Well thats not good.
AA: Yeah.
PB: Wut do trolls look like?
AA: Imagine an anemic douche with candy corn colored horns.
PB: Ill imagine an anemic angel with delicious candy corn horns.
AA: Close enough, but they are more demonic looking than anything.
PB: Oh…
AA: Whatever.
AA: Question is: What's the point of me being a troll now on my home planet?
PB: I couldn't really tell you.
PB: Maybe its for peace reasons.
AA: Maybe.
AA: Or maybe the gods just want to curse me for eternity.
PB: I hope not.
AA: Same.
PB: Well, im gonna go play the game now!
AA: Oh ok.
AA: Try to survive as much as you can.
PB: Ok!
PB: Cya!
AA: Bye.
poisonedBeauty ceased being poked by artisticAssassin.
You hope she will make it far.
AN: Fan of Hikari? Wanna ask her questions? Well look for her on tumblr! hikaripengar . tumblr . c-m (Hopefully it works this time.)