You are once again Hikari Pengar, but you are not a troll anymore. You are a human in Alternia. This is weird. Wouldn't you have ended up on Earth with your new human body instead of troll infested Alternia? You are going to die here! You try to cope, but you fail. After your failure, you receive a message from someone new.
seriousBlackout began cheering on shadedSoul
SB: hey
SS: Hello?
SB: wats up?
SS: Not much really…
SS: Are you going to play a game soon?
SB: ya, y?
SS: Just wondering.
SB: howd u no im gonna play a game soon?
SS: I played the game before you.
SB: u couldnt, the game was just released
SS: No, I played it before. Yours is just a different version.
SB: u mean like a sequel?
SS: Sort of.
SB: Sorta?
SS: No, sort of.
SB: real funny
SS: Well anyways, what's your name?
SB: Ukikoa Prieto
SB: u?
SS: Hikari Pengar.
SB: nice to meet ya
SS: Nice to meet you too.
SS: How many people are playing the game?
SB: Including me, 13.
SS: Cool.
SB: ya, but i feel like my team leader is a jerk.
SS: Is he crabby?
SB: she is
SS: She?
SB: she
SS: So wait… No offense, but what gender are you?
SB: im a guy
SB: thanks B/
SS: You're welcome ;P
SB: im just assuming ur a girl
SB: no offense if ur a guy
SS: I am a guy.
SB: rlly? Sorry
SS: Nah, I'm totally kidding! Of course I'm a girl ;)
SB: that wasn't cool
SS: And you are?
SB: ok just stop
SS: Sorry just trying to have fun with this conversation.
SB: and not make it more awkward than it already is?
SS: Exactly.
SB: I gtg
SB: my clown of a friend is messaging me
SS: Oh ok.
SS: Wait I just have one more question.
SB: shoot
SS: What's your blood color?
SB: lime green B)
SS: Great!
SB: thanks?
SS: You're welcome.
SB: ok well bye then
SS: Bye! Good luck!
SB: thanks.
seriousBlackout ceased cheering on shadedSoul
Ok you are starting to get this. The scratch made gender bender versions of everyone who played the game before. Apparently Karkat is now a girl and you are somehow a guy. Wonderful.
Speaking of Karkat, can you still contact him or can you not reach any of the original trolls anymore? You try to contact him.
shadedSoul began cheering on carcinoGeneticist
SS: Karkat?
SS: Can you read my messages?
CG: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
SS: KARKAT! :D
CG: WOW.
CG: I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU USE ALL CAPITALS BEFORE.
CG: ANYWAYS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
SS: Alternia.
CG: WAIT, WHAT?
CG: HOW ARE YOU IN ALTERNIA?
SS: I somehow got stuck in the ground here.
CG: YOU WERE STUCK IN THE GROUND?
CG: WHAT KIND OF BULL SHIT AM I HEARING?
SS: This is the truth! I was stuck in this machine that was stuck in the ground and then when I got out I noticed I was a human!
CG: OH GOG.
CG: YOU BECAME ONE OF THOSE PINK MONKEYS?
SS: Yes.
CG: POOR YOU.
SS: Thanks for being sympathetic.
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME.
CG: ANYWAYS, YOU ARE NOW STUCK ON ALTERNIA WITH THE POST SCRATCH TROLLS?
SS: Yeah. I noticed they are gender bender versions of us!
CG: OH GOG.
CG: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME I'M A GIRL.
SS: Ok, but I'd be lying.
CG: OH GOG. NO NO NO NO NO!
SS: Hey, calm down!
CG: SORRY, BUT I JUST DON'T SEE MYSELF AS A GIRL.
SS: Ok well I couldn't until now.
CG: JUST STOP.
SS: Whatever you say, great leader.
CG: YOU ARE ANNOYING.
SS: You are too.
CG: GEE, THANKS.
SS: You're welcome. ;)
SS: Anyways, I don't know why I'm a human on Alternia, but there is probably a reason.
CG: PROBABLY NOT A GOOD REASON.
SS: Maybe.
CG: HOLD ON A MOMENT. DAVE IS BEING ANNOYING.
SS: What is that "cool kid" doing now?
CG: DRAWING VERY WEIRD SHAPES IN THIS BOOK.
SS: Uh cool?
CG: NO, IT'S ANNOYING.
CG: HEY I'LL BE GONE FOR A MOMENT OKAY?
carcinoGeneticist ceased being cheered by shadedSoul
Well that was weird.