Maka the therapist
Stein's session
"So Stein, what brings you here?" Maka said, sitting in a chair. She had Stein lying on her couch, with his arms crossed over his chest. She was wearing a doctor's uniform.
"Well, I need a therapist. A psychiatrist, and you're the only person, out of the everyone I know, who is completely sane." Stein replied.
"Well, Mr. Stein, tell me what is wrong." Maka said. She played the part well.
"I have an insatiable need to dissect things and rip them apart."
"Hmm. That's nice. Now, Mr. Stein, tell me why you want to dissect things. Is there any reasoning behind it at all?"
"No. There is no reason why I'm like this. I just… am."
"No childhood trauma? No abuse? Nothing?"
"No trauma, or abuse. Just… nothing."
"So, you think that you are just crazy and that you need help?"
"…Yes…"
"And that's just fine, Mr. Stein. Have you ever thought that your just angry, and that you need to take your anger out on something?"
"No I haven't."
"Well, whenever your angry, just squeeze this." Maka handed him an anger management squeeze toy. It looked roughly like a bobble-head mixed with a stuffed panda. Stein looked at it, disbelievingly.
"O.K." he said. This little toy, might be the cure to my insanity! YES!
The next day
"Um, Dr. Maka," Stein called.
"Yes, Mr. Stein?" Maka asked. Stein then handed her the squeeze toy, then left. It had been cut open and there was flour spilling out of it. Stein dissected it.
A/N LOL. Poor Stein. Maka is a horrible psychiatrist! XD Next time I do a 'Maka the therapist' skit, it'll be Kidd.