Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater! I own my OC, Jamie Elliot!

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2. Asymmetry At It's Finest

Trekking gingerly after his weapon Liz, Kid continued to gaze out into the forest, his thoughts in the symmetry still. "Kid." Liz piped, "You think you could pick up the pace? We've only walked like, two feet." Kid looked to the ground and realized that was true. "Oh." he stated, raising the speed of his pace, "Is this better?"

"Yeah!"

The DWMA spanned out ahead of them as they emerged from the forest. Its skull front and red spikes glinting in the sunlight. The tiered towers and giant candles were over-exaggeratedly cartoon-ish, and the sun laughed some more, as if its appearance was quite amusing.

The front courtyard was packed with meisters and weapons, surrounding someone. Death The Kid concluded that this someone had to be the newest student to the Death Weapon Meister Academy. Liz pushed through till she was at the front, Kid joined her, just for the kicks, and nearly fell over backwards in a nose bleed because. . .

Oh how totally asymmetrical the girl was!

Her eyes were two totally different colors! One was silver with gold swirls, the other was gold with silver stripes! The girls hair was long, and white like fallen snow, black lines running through it. On one of her bare arms in her skull tank, there was an angel wing, on the other arm, the left, a skull.

Wearing short black shorts, black and white striped leggings that ran to her ankles, and black crocs, the punk-like chick in black skull earrings, a shot gun hanging from her side in metallic silver and gold, locked eyes with Death The Kid, who gaped, opened mouthed at the girl in front of him. Terrified by the mass pile of asymmetry that encircled the girl.

Patti flounced up, short blond hair floating and blue eyes glowing with glee as always, and pulled his hand with her older twin sister, Liz, "Come meet her! She's great!" the shorter one squealed, and Kid just followed noiselessly.

They all three stopped in front of her, "We're the Thompson sisters, and this is Lord Death's son, Death The Kid." The girl nodded, and said in a voice deceivingly soft, said, "Hello, my name is Jamie Elliot, and this is my weapon, Mark, but he doesn't like people, so he's hiding."

Kid just couldn't take it anymore.

His nose exploded in blood, "OH THE HORROR!" he shrieked, falling to his knees in front of Jamie, "There is nothing symmetrical about you! Even your voice isn't symmetrical with your appearance! THE AGONY!" With a dramatic thump, Kid landed backwards on his back, foot twitching.

Jamie stared in bewilderment at the fallen mini-shinigami, and looked to Liz and Patti for insight. "Kid has a bit of a symmetry obsession, it tends to get the better of him at times, he's really a nice guy!" Patti assured, patting the girl on the shoulder. Jamie covered her mouth and closed her eyes, shaking.

Liz panicked, "Jamie?"

At that, she burst into a fit of laughter. Stomping her feet, clutching her sides, the whole nine yards. "That was priceless! I think I'm going to like it here." she smiled brightly. Liz and Patti blinked in awe, and smiled too.

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I would love some reviews so it doesn't feel like I'm writing to no one! Another chapter is coming out along with this one today, Jamie will meet Black Star, Tsubaki, Maka, and Soul! This will be in third point omniscient for most of it unless first person points are needed!

Anyways! Review please!