A/N When I posted this up by itself, the administrators took it down, so I've uploaded it to my oneshots fic! I pray to god it doesn't get taken off again.

i've also improved it a bit.

I do not own Soul Eater. I only own my OCs (Alice, Alec, Fletch, Trick and Lucian are the ones in this fic.). User Guide and Manual fics belong to Theresa Green, who started this format.

Idea belongs to LolliDictator.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just bought your very own ALICE WENDIGO unit! This manual was written to ensure that you can unlock your unit's full potential!

Technical Specifications:
Name: Alice Wendigo. Will respond to "Alice", "Wendigo," "Red Queen", "Prussian", and will respond angrily to "Pandora", "Nazi", "Bitch", "Half-Blood". When in Kishin mode, she only responds to "Wendigo" and angrily to "Half-Blood".

Age: 287 (She looks 15.)

Place of Manufacturing: Berlin, Germany

Your ALICE WENDIGO unit comes with the following:

One (1) Frying pan (not used for cooking purposes.)

One (1) pair of retractable claws

One (1) pair of glasses

One (1) labcoat

One (1) sword

Season One(1)-Four(4) of World Series: Hetalia

One (1) Prussia plushie

Programing

Your ALICE WENDIGO unit is equipped with the following traits:

Singer: If your in need of money or want to be famous and have a band, you can count on your ALICE WENDIGO unit to be an excellent lead singer to draw in loads of cash.

Body-guard: If you convince her that you are worth protecting, she will be an excellent body-guard. However, this is very hard to do since she has lost faith in the human race.

Stalker: You have a crush, but s/he doesn't like you back? Send her after him/her and within days s/he will come running to you scared as hell and in need of protection and, possibly, rape therapy.

Tutor: Need some help in school, specifically History and Science? She's the perfect candidate for a Tutor- especially in German/Prussian history and neurology.

Removal of your ALICE WENDIGO from packaging

Because of her violent, sadistic nature, waking her up the wrong way can be fatal. Here are some safe ways to wake up your ALICE WENDIGO unit:

1. Leave some German Chocolate by the box. She'll claw her way out, eat it and then deem you worthy of owning her.

2. Stand a few meters away from the box and yell loudly "Wake up, Sleeping Beauty!" She'll then kick one wall of the box down and angrily search for a DEATH THE KIDD unit in Kishin Mode. This could cause more damage than you could afford, so it's best to reprogram her or give her beer before she destroys anything.

3. Take one season of Hetalia then start playing it on a laptop, computer, or anything that can play a will break down one wall of the box then sit down with her Prussia plushie and start watching it.

Reprogramming

After succesfully waking/calming your unit, you change her default setting to any of these if you wish:

Sadistic (default)

Tsundere (default)

Violent (default)

Seductive

Trusting

Loving

Fujoshi/Yaoi fangirl

Kishin (locked)

Her default modes, Sadistic, Tsundere and Violent, coexist to balance eachother out. Her sadistic side makes her childish and cruel to any BLACKSTAR, SOUL EATER EVANS or MAKA ALBARN units and you if she mad. This is very similar to her violent personality trait, in which she will make your life, or any units' life she is with, miserable. She also will hit you frequently with her frying pan. Her Tsundereness somewhat balances this out, in which she denies having any crushes or any advances made by you or other units. This is her calmer side.

Her seductive trait can be unlocked if she wants revenge on someone, is drunk or if she accepts any of your-or another units'-advances. It most likely she will leave you-or any other unit-horny for the rest of the night and laugh at your/their pain. There is the small chance she won't do this, though.

Her trusting personality trait can only be activated by spending loads of time with her, befriending a LIZ THOMPSON unit, or hurting a DEATH THE KIDD unit in front of her. However, if you hurt her in any way she will hate you for awhile and probably will never trust you again. It is possible to get her trust you after that, but it will take time and effort.

Her loving personality trait can only be activated if you have activated her trusting personality trait. This can be activated by spending more time with her, giving her chocolate and letting her on the computer often. Once again, if you hurt her she will start to hate you. She may go back into trusting mode, but will never go back into loving mode.

Her fujoshi/Yaoi fangirl personality trait can be activated by showing her a few Hetalia clips or having her around two men that hate eachother.

Her Kishin personality trait has been locked for a reason. If she has been hurt badly or is extremely mad she will go on a killing spree. The only way to snap her out of this mode is to make her extremely sad or guilty.

Relations with other units:

DEATH THE KIDD: She can barely tolerate him due to his frequent Symmetry Freak-outs. Love is possible, if she is stuck with DEATH THE KIDD in Kishin Mode for a few days.

BLACKSTAR: She finds him annoying and teases him constantly.

SOUL EATER EVANS: She finds him tolerable and enjoys his piano playing. Love is possible if she stuck with SOUL EATER EVANS in Pianist or Insane mode for a few days.

MAKA ALBARN: These two hate eachother with a burning passion for unknown reasons on Alice's side. MAKA ALBARN, however, hates her for being un-trust-worthy and an ex-kishin.

LIZ THOMPSON: SHe gets along well with LIZ THOMPSON and they have become friends over time. ALICE WENDIGO trusts her deeply, and being friends with LIZ THOMPSON may easily activate her trusting personality trait.

PATTY THOMPSON: She despises PATTY THOMPSON because her frequently calling ALICE WENDIGO a Nazi.

TSUBAKI NAKATSUKATSA: She gets along well with her, their friendship sprouting from their love for hentai and anime.

ALEC WENDIGO: ALEC WENDIGO is her GENBEN version and these two treat eachother like family.

LUCIAN DRACUL: ALICE WENDIGO prefers to stay away from this unit. These two units being in the same room for a long time could result in a very depressed ALICE WENDIGO unit if ALEC WENDIGO isn't with her. LUCIAN DRACUL bullies ALICE WENDIGO for being a 'half-blood'.

FLETCH SANGE SLUJNICA: ALICE WENDIGO prefers to stay away from this unit if FLETCH SANGE SLUJNICA is with a LUCIAN DRACUL unit. However, ALICE WENDIGO and FLETCH SANGE SLUJNICA may get along well if they are alone. Take this however you want to. (FLETCH SANGE SLUJNICA is a girl BTW.)

TRICK O KAMI: ALICE WENDIGO does not get along well with him, because he almost always plays pranks on her for being a 'half-blood'.

Cleaning

ALICE WENDIGO is capable of cleaning herself and prefers not to take baths with other people., though it may take a lot to convince her to take a bath due to her hydrophobia.

Feeding

ALICE WENDIGO will eat anything from raw meat to pizza to pancakes. Anything except vegatables.

Resting

This unit has insomnia, so she always goes to sleep late and wakes early, causing her violent personality trait. Some nights she can't sleep at all and requires sleeping pills.

Frequently asked questions:

Q: My unit is trying to kill me! What should I do?

A: Give her a beer. That always calms her down. This can pretty much be a solution to any problems your having.

Q: My unit is being very depressed and angry, what should I do?

A: Do you have any other WENDIGO units, such as LUCIAN DRACUL, FLETCH SANGE SLUJNICA or TRICK O KAMI? I suggest buying an ALEC WENDIGO unit to cheer her up before she hurts someone.

Q: Are these units able to interract with units from differents animes/fandoms?

A: Yes. We have given these units programmed responses for units in his/her own fandom, however, we have also installed interactive chips into them that allow them to form their own relationships with out-of-fandom units. (Example: ALICE WENDIGO and GILBERT BIELSCHMIDT/PRUSSIA. Alice is a Prussia fangirl, so the two may become good friends or lovers. However, if they annoy or hurt eachother, they may become worst enemies.)

Troubleshooting:

Problem: Instead of a snarky, teenage looking unit, you recieved a submissive, childish unit.

Solution: Oh, I'm sorry! We sent you a Chibidigo(Little Wendigo) by mistake! Just call us and we'll give you a refund AND a teenage ALICE WENDIGO unit for free!

Problem: Your ALICE WENDIGO is sitting her room, muttering to herself about very depressing things.

Solution: Not-so-congratulatory. You have unlocked her PTSD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) mode, in which she is flashing back to WWII and thinks she is stuck in a concentration camp. The simplest ways to snap her out of this mode is to get her to go to sleep, give her the Prussia plushie or activate her seductive personality trait.

Problem: Instead of a teenage unit, you got an adult unit that's twice as sarcastic.

Solution: Again, we are sorry. We accidently sent you an ALICE WENDIGO SHINIGAMI unit, which is ALICE WENDIGO as an adult. Call us and we will send you a normal ALICE WENDIGO unit for free.

Problem: You have lost her glasses and she is threatening to kill you.

Solution: Call us immediately and we will send you a new pair of glasses. Please keep in mind that she can't see 5 inches in front of her without them.

End notes:

With proper treatment, ALICE WENDIGO can become a great companion and friend. She has a lifetime warranty, so if anything is wrong please contact Customer Services. If they cannot help, send her back and we'll give you a new one.