Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater! I own my OC, Jamie Elliot!
And now a word from Kid xD
Kid: "I can't believe it! A symmetrical amount of reviews! I am radiating with happiness at you beautiful humanity!
Me: "Kid, you do know eventually other people are bound to review?"
Kid: "AHHHH!"
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6. Symmetry Asymmetric?
As Jamie Elliot accompanied by her weapon Mark, roamed the halls of the DWMA before the first days classes were going to start, both an equal amount of bored in ways that would make "Little Death" swoon with symmetrical excitement. Aforementioned Kid, was out in the front courtyard, scribbling madly with a pencil onto a pad of paper.
Liz Thompson peeked over his right shoulder, Patti his left. "Hey Kid," Liz asked, "What're you doing?" Kid's eyes were way narrowed in focus as he pinched his tongue between his teeth. The paper was of the drawing kind, the picture was of a certain new student, though she looked different.
Liz face palmed, "Please tell me your not trying to make Jamie symmetrical."
"It must be done!" he drawled in deadly seriousness, "Such asymmetry should not exist in this world!" Liz rolled her eyes, but kind of shuddered at the tone of Death The Kid's voice. She knew he'd always took a fierceness to the asymmetric, but this was ridiculous.
"You will deliver it to her later."
"Why don't you do it yourself!"
"Well . . . I suppose I could do that. . ."
Patti giggled at the moronic display of Kid and Liz, and their highly ridiculous argument of Kid's extremely awful OCD problem. Jamie came out with the now in-weapon-form Mark, and noticed Kid with Liz and Patti by the ledge of the courtyard. She flounced up and peeked at the picture he was drawing over his head.
"Hello Little Death."
Kid jumped, the drawing tablet flying over the ledge and hitting students just below, the pencil snapped in half, and he looked like a deer caught in the headlights of an on coming car. "Jamie! You scared me!" then he stopped and narrowed his eyes, "Little Death?"
Jamie smiled teasingly, "I said I'd call you that didn't I?"
Kid felt his heart begin to beat asymmetrically again, in speed and beat count. All over again he was frustrated, the girls asymmetry was effecting him! It was CONTAGIOUS!
"So what are you up too?" she inquired, hip cocked to one side, and arms folded. Kid twitched, he felt another overload coming on, "If you must know, I was trying to help you become symmetrical, you'd look prettier that way you know." Jamie's eyes glittered with amusement, and she asked, "Yes? And symmetry is?"
Kid rose one fine black eyebrow, "Umm, okay. Symmetry is when something is split in half it is the same on both sides." Jamie's smile grew mischievous, "Oh? So if we were to split symmetry in half, the word itself, would it be symmetrical?" Kid's amber eyes widened, "No! It wouldn't!"
He fell to his knees and screamed into open air, as Jamie laughed hysterically, Liz and Patti stood there wondering what on earth they were supposed to do, and how they were supposed to follow Lord Death's orders when it came to the two polar opposites.
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