Brittany S Pierce updated her facebook status
"Being grounded SUCKS! :("
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman , Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson like this
Santana Lopez: Britt, you aren't supposed to be on the computer, your mum will kill you if she catches you
Brittany S Pierce: You aren't supposed to be on either
Quinn Fabray: You are both grounded? The week of my birthday? Cheers guys!
Santana Lopez: Well technically I've not told my parents I'm grounded..
Kurt Hummel: How can you be grounded if your parents don't know?
Santana Lopez: Urm Brittany's mum grounded me..
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hahah! You've been grounded by your girlfriends mum? How is that even possible?
Brittany S Pierce: Cause it was all Santana's fault!
Santana Lopez: Was not!
Quinn Fabray: If you aren't really grounded Santana come round tonight? I'll text you the details (sorry Britt!)
Santana Lopez: Mrs P kinda took my phone..
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: hahahahah! And you just let her take it?
Santana Lopez: well yeah.. she's like my second mum I couldn't not :/
Mercedes Jones: Does that mean you are dating your sister?
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Santana Lopez: NO! Ew, don't do that Mercedes you are just going to set him off!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: well if she s like your second mum that definitely makes Brittany your sister.. I mean thats the whole reason Kurt and Finn aren't together right..?
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Kurt Hummel: Don't drag me into this Puck! I Love Blaine my feelings towards Finn were a momentary lapse in saninty.. Sorry Finn!
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Blaine Anderson: You had feelings for Finn?
Rachael Berry: Finn..? You liked that because..?
Finn Hudson: Urgh .. I was just accepting his apology!I didn't mean anything else by it! I swear!
Rachael Berry: You better be sure because feelings towards anyone else will not be tolerated! I need to be sure when I am a big star I will be being adored by my fans and can t worry about you having feelings towards other people!
Finn Hudson:I'm Sorry :( I really need to understand when its right to like things :(
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Kurt Hummel: Yes Blaine, a long time ago I m over it, I only have feelings for you
Blaine Anderson: Hmm..
Kurt Hummel: I swear!
Blaine Anderson: hahah! Calm down Kurt I was just messing with you.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: All sorts of crazy incest going on!
Santana Lopez: Shut up Puck before I go all Lima Heights on your ass! There is NO incest
Brittany S Pierce: I'm glad you aren't my sister San
Santana Lopez: Me too babe, but seriously you need to get offline before your mum catches you, no outside of school contact for a week is more than enough!
Ashley Pierce: I'm telling mum!
Santana Lopez: NO don't Ash please!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: wow Lopez begging? I only ever heard that in the bedroom
Santana Lopez: *Vom* I never once begged you for anything. I am actually going to puke...
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You begged for the Puckersaurus too Quinn
Quinn Fabray: *eyeroll* I'm going to shave your Mohawk in your sleep!
Mercedes Jones: She's bringing out the big guns there!
Quinn Fabray: Damn straight!
Mercedes Jones: Virtual high five girl!
Artie Abrams: I see mine and Sams virtual high fiving is rubbing off
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Ashley Pierce: Telling mum NOW!
Brittany S Pierce: DON'T !
Brittany S Pierce: btw Santana would have never begged you for anything Puck, she only begs for my magical tongue ;)
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Santana Lopez: BRITT!
Ashley Pierce: EW BRITT! That's making me want to tell mum on you even more!
Santana Lopez: no no no Ash don't!
Ashley Pierce: What's in it for me?
Brittany S Pierce: If you tell I will tell mum about you sneaking Tom in on Friday night
Ashley Pierce: Urgh fine.
Brittany S Pierce:Thank you :D
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Kurt Hummel: Blackmail? I didn't think it was your style Britt
Santana Lopez: She learnt from the best ;)
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Who Quinn?
Quinn Fabray: Haven't I warned you Noah?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: *Runs and hides from crazy Fabray* Damn I wish that rhymed!
Mercedes Jones: What did you two do anyway? To get grounded
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: They were definitely caught at it, probably in the kitchen or on the dining table or on the front lawn!
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Santana Lopez: No we were not caught 'at it'
Brittany S Pierce: We have had sex in all of those places though
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Ashley Pierce: Ew Brittany stop it! I am NEVER eating at that table again.
Santana Lopez: And I am never going to be able to look you in the eye ever again
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Mercedes Jones: So why are you grounded?
Mercedes Jones: Guys..?
Kurt Hummel: Now we are all intrigued.
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Ashley Pierce: They threw popcorn and chips and soda at each other all over the living room then when my mum came home they screamed and ran and hid in the closet leaving loads of mess
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: wow Santana very badass...
Kurt Hummel: No don t go back in the closet!
Santana Lopez: That was quite funny ladyface congrats
Kurt Hummel: Urm thanks..:/
Ashley Pierce: Britt , mum is coming to your room now!
Brittany S Pierce: Oh no, thanks Ash.
1 new inbox message from Brittany S Pierce
Brittany: Heyyyy
Santana: you're back?
Brittany: Yeah my mum has gone out so we can talk on here for a bit ?
Santana: Yey! I miss you
Brittany: I miss you too, at least we will see each other at school tomorrow
Santana: I can't wait :)
Brittany: I feel bad we are going to miss Quinns birthday :(
Santana: I know, maybe when we are ungrounded she can come round and we will celebrate then
Brittany: oooh ooh can we have a glee girls + kurt sleepover?
Santana: If that makes you happy..
Brittany: You ll have fun I promise san!
Santana: Ok go on then.
Santana: Oh shit
Brittany: What?
Santana: Your mum is here..
Brittany: Why?
Santana: Clearly she knows me too well and knows I wont have told my mum about the grounding. Damn. Im going to be in so much trouble.
Brittany: oh no :(
Santana: I better go. I love you baby, I will see you tomorrow
Brittany: I love you too!
Santana Lopez updated her facebook status
"Kinda awkward when your girlfriend's mum shows up at your house to inform your parents you are grounded... for TWO WEEKS"
Brittany S Pierce: two weeks?
Santana Lopez: my mum added a week for lying... I'm really sorry Britt
Brittany S Pierce: thats ok, I will still see you at school
Santana Lopez: I know but... I miss your cute first thing in the morning face :(
Brittany S Pierce: Me and Lord T love you though.
Santana Lopez: I love you more. And I kinda love Lord T I suppose...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: LMAO! You can NEVER say you are badass ever again!
Brittany S Pierce: SHUT UP PUCK!
Santana Lopez: SHUT UP PUCK!
Quinn Fabray: SHUT UP PUCK!
Brittany S Pierce: Yey! Unholy Trinity!
Quinn Fabray updated her facebook status
"I hope Santana Lopez and Brittany S Pierce NEVER get grounded ever again I can't cope with all these PDA's around school"
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Rachael Berry: I agree whole heartedly with Quinn, it's only been 2 days and its too much already
Santana Lopez: Hold up right there Hobbit! You of all people CANNOT complain about PDA's you and your whale are down each others throats constantly, its vomit inducing, at least when Britts and I make out its hot! And Quinn your just jealous!
Brittany S Pierce: We are super hot.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Us lads are NOT complaining at all , please do continue ladies.
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Santana Lopez: Ew. Maybe we will tune it down
Brittany S Pierce: :(
Santana Lopez: Don't worry Britt Britt I have a plan. If Berry doesn't want us in her I know the perfect place
Rachael Berry: STAY OUT OF MY AUDITORIUM!IT'S SACRED!
Santana Lopez: How did you know Berry? Mwahahah!
Brittany S Pierce: Sorry Rach...
Santana Lopez: She's not really sorry
Brittany S Pierce: No not really we've totally done it in there like 20 times
Rachael Berry: nooooo not my auditorium! :'( :'(
Finn Hudson: I'm not even allowed to hold her hand in there...
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A/N
I don't know how I feel about this update, the reviews from the first chapter made me so happy I'm scared I am going to disappoint you all with this one. I just sort of came up with it whilst I was trying to write an essay on allergies (yawn) in the library today sooo.. if it doesn't live up to expectations I am SO sorry, I hope at least some of you enjoy it :)