A/N wow, thanks for all the reviews, it honestly makes my day! I only wrote this as a side thing and I'm really overwhelmed by the response. I'm still fearful of disappointing you with these chapters so if I do I'm so sorry! Thanks anyway :D
Brittany S Pierce changed her name to Brittany Pierce Lopez
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Mercedes Jones: Urm is there something the two of you want to tell us?
Brittany Pierce Lopez: OH! I lost my earring today, it was my favourite :(
Santana Pierce Lopez: Don't worry B, I'll buy you some more and they will be even better!
Brittany Pierce Lopez: Really? Ooh can I have the duck ones?
Santana Pierce Lopez: You can have whatever you want babe.
Mercedes Jones: Don't ignore me
Brittany Pierce Lopez: I didn't I told you, I lost my earring it was my favourite
Brittany Pierce Lopez: and then San said she would buy me some more..
Mercedes Jones: Ok Brittany I can read chill.
Santana Pierce Lopez: Oi Weezy! back off she's just trying to help *Glares*
Mercedes Jones: Sorry Sorry Satan
Kurt hummel , Blaine Anderson and Artie Abrams like this
Rachael Berry: Have you got married? How could you steal my thunder? You are ALWAYS doing this Santana, you just live to ruin my relationship. You cannot do this just as Finn and I announce our wedding!
Finn Hudson likes this
Finn Hudson: Was that something I'm supposed to like, I just don't know anymore..
Tina Cohen Chang: I think Mike and I should have got married first we have been together longest.
Quinn Fabray: You've ELOPED? How stupid are you? Your only 18. I'm supposed to be maid of honour!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Woah! Not cool Lopez! I was supposed to take you out on some wild Lesbros night out to like a strip joint and get you really drunk and we could have all drooled over the strippers (I d have obviously taken one home) How could you take that away from me ?
Sam Evans: CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!
Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson and Mercedes Jones like this
Kurt Hummel: It's nice to see someone isn't negative about this
Finn Hudson: Why are you so against mine and Rachaels wedding if Brittany and Santana can get married?
Kurt Hummel: Because they are going to be together forever! Anyone with eyes can see that they have been in love for like ever! Santana came out of the closet for her which is like the most romantic thing ever!
Santana Pierce Lopez: Wow you guys are dramatic and take things waaaaay to seriously! Let me address all your absolutely ridiculous points. No Britt and I haven't got case any of you have forgotten we are both GIRLS so that's still illegal here. For some reason a Whale can get married to a mythical creature legally but Britts and I not so much.. and I think since you all saw us at school today you would have noticed if we had just ran off to another state! We just changed our names to see how they looked.
Rachael Berry: What so you have just done this to make my wedding seem less significant?
Santana Pierce Lopez: Urgh man hands you really need to remember who you are talking to. If I'd have wanted to destroy your strange bubble of weirdness I'd have done it by now. Easily!
Rory Flanagan: Urm.. I just mentioned your wedding to Mr and Mrs Pierce.. sorry.
Santana Pierce Lopez: WHY am I facebook friends with you people? If Britts gets in trouble I will cut you Irish. Do you gots that?
Rory Flanagan: yes maam, sorry
Artie Abrams likes this
Artie Abrams: she really will cut you.. she tried to cut me once. If I hadn't been rolling down a ramp she would definitely have got me!
Santana Pierce Lopez: Your still not off the hook for making my girl cry wheels
Artie Abrams: urm got to go now my mums calling me.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Lopez, get your ass moving with a proposal I want to hit this strip joint.
Santana Pierce Lopez: Puck we are NOT going to a strip joint. Not on your own time, just cause you don't have a woman of your own doesn't mean I m not more than happy with mine. When you've got someone like Britt you don't need to be looking at strippers.
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Quinn Fabray: In your own twisted way that was really sweet
Santana Pierce Lopez: I do try
Quinn Fabray: Though seriously San, I'm glad you haven't got married you two are much too young, you haven't even finished school
Rachael Berry: What is your problem Quinn? Are you still in love with my boyfriend?
Quinn Fabray: Santana please hurt her.
Santana Lopez Pierce: Finally someone is giving me permission! Let me get my torture weapons! Ooh you like drama Berry want me to go all medieval on yo' ass?I think I've got a some things that could work somewhere
Rachael Berry: Why must you gang up on me, it's not my fault I'm the most talented member of this group
Mercedes Jones: Here we go... "I'm the most talented, Im going to be on broadway, I lick posters of Barbra Streisand every night"
Santana Pierce Lopez, Finn Hudson and 45 others like this
Finn Hudson: She does that!
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Rachael Berry : FINN DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME AT ALL? YOU KNOW THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE! I'D HAD A DIFFICULT DAY I NEEDED TO FEEL CLOSE TO BARBRA
Santana Pierce Lopez: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh god, you make things TOO EASY Berry.
Quinn Fabray: And that is why you Rachael shouldn't get married, you should probably get your mental health sorted first.
Rachael Berry: at least I didn't make the biggest mistake of my life and have a baby at 16
Santana Pierce Lopez : oh no she didn t! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT BERRY.
Mercedes Jones: I'm with Santana on this that was across the line Rachael.
Rory Flanagan: You had a baby?
Santana Lopez Pierce: Are you really giving me another reason to kill you in your sleep?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I can't believe you stooped that low Rachael. Beth isn't a mistake shes the most perfect thing ever
Quinn Fabray, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce Lopez and 30 others like this
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: hey who knew having a baby was a chick magnet, I'm definitely working this one in, think of all the horny baby craving women I can rope in. They might think I'm sensitive or some crap like that score!
Quinn Fabray: You make me sick Puck.
Brittany Pierce Lopez: Can we have a baby San?
Santana Pierce Lopez : We've got to get married first babe.
Kurt Hummel: ooh the lesbians like to do things in the conventional order
Brittany Pierce Lopez: Can we get married?
Santana Pierce Lopez: If this is you proposing its pretty shitty
Tina Cohen Chang: SAY YES!
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Santana Pierce Lopez: Tell you what Britt, one day, when we have finished college I'll buy you an amazing ring and I'll propose in the best way ever, even better than Mr Schues proposal and we will go somewhere like New York where its allowed and we will get married and then after our honeymoon we can talk about little blonde haired blue eyed babies yeah?
Brittany Pierce Lopez, Ashley Pierce and 49 others like this.
Brittany Pierce Lopez: that sounds amazing! Lets do that!
Tina Cohen Chang: awwwww!
Mercedes Jones: awwwww!
Kurt Hummel: SO SWEET!
Noah 'puck' Puckerman: come on Lopez don't go soppy on me I'll have to find a new lesbro if you do.
Quinn Fabray: People are going to stop being scared of you if you keep talking like that San.
Santana Pierce Lopez: URGH all of you shut up! I hate facebook, why is everything so PUBLIC?
Quinn Fabray: You posted it publically you can t blame anyone but yourself.
Finn Hudson : that plan seems so much better than getting married right now...
Rachael Berry: you don't want to marry me?
Finn Hudson: yes yes I do! I'm sorry Rachael I'm sorry.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: geez man you are like the king of saying the complete opposite of what your supposed to say! Don't worry fellow hot jew I will keep your bed warm at night when you have to kick finn out ;)
Santana Pierce Lopez: Urgh Puck you have NO standards!
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Santana Pierce Lopez: LOL at the number of likes my comment got. Gutted Hobbit
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Brittany : My mum and dad just came to talk to me about marriage
Santana: Shit really what did they say?
Brittany: That they thought we were too young cause we are still at school
Santana : well duh!
Brittany: I told them that, then they said whenever we do decide to get married we have their full support cause "Santana's the only person who will ever make you this happy"
Santana: omg no way!
Brittany: YEP
Santana: I meant what I said you know
Brittany: about what?
Santana : that we will get married when we finish college, I really want to
Brittany: I know me too. I love you
Santana: I love you too baby, I can't believe they all thought we had got married
Brittany: and they think I m the stupid one
Santana: baby you re not stupid.
Brittany: I know, Finn is
Santana: hahahaha!
Brittany: Should we change our names back?
Santana: Yeah we probably should, save if for when we are really married
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman is listening to "The Thong Song"
Santana Lopez, Sam Evans and Artie Abrams like this
Sam Evans: she had dumps like a truck truck truck
Artie Abrams: thighs like what what what
Santana Lopez: baby move your butt butt butt ... let me see that thoooong!
Brittany S Pierce likes this.
Noah 'puck' Puckerman: You think if I sang this to urm.. someone.. I'd be able to pull?
Santana Lopez: haahah you have no idea what women like do you?
Mike Chang: seriously puck? Just no!
Quinn Fabray: this is why you will never meet anyone..
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: shut up Quinn your alone too!
Quinn Fabray: through choice
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Whatever you are desperate!
Quinn Fabray: I am not!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: hmm.. why were you round mine the other night
Quinn Fabray: don't you dare start this argument with me IN PUBLIC
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I'll do whatever I like
Brittany S Pierce: I have a thong on... nothing else...
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: wow.
Brittany S Pierce: just trying to defuse the tension...did it work?
Quinn Fabray: I'm surprised Santana hasn't like that...
Brittany S Pierce: She's gone getting chocolate sauce..
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: OH MY GOD I NEED TO SEE THIS PLEASE TAKE PICTURES
Sam Evans, Rory Flanagan and 100 others like this
Brittany S Pierce: You really need to get yourself a woman Puck, your incessant drooling over us is disgusting and is ruining my amazing evening with my girlfriend. Please discover internet porn or something and get over our unbelievable hotness!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Britt?
Kurt Hummel: I didn't even know she knew what the word incessant meant...
Brittany S Pierce: It's Santana by the way. Kurt you imply my girl is stupid one more time...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: oh does that mean you're back with the chocolate sauce ;)
Kurt Hummel: oh no, last time she left an open ended threat like that I ended up locked in a dumpster with a freshman and a homeless man who kept tell us he would give us chicken bones in return for sexual favours .. :/
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: ahahaaa I love my lesbro!