Santana Lopez updated her facebook status
"Finally school is over and Brittz and I can get our summer on. See Yaz losers!"
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Brittany S Pierce: I'm so excited for our trip San!
Santana Lopez: Me too baby
Mercedes Jones: Where you two going?
Santana Lopez: We're going down to Florida for a few weeks getting our tan on!
Mercedes Jones: No way! Sam, Tina, Mike and I are going to Florida too!
Tina Cohen Chang, Mike Chang and Sam Evans like this
Santana Lopez: What? When?
Mercedes Jones: We're flying out on Saturday
Brittany S Pierce: SO ARE WE! THIS IS SO EXCITING
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Santana Lopez: No its not! We are going on vacation to get away from all these losers Britt!
Mercedes Jones: Chill out Satan Florida is a massive place and it's not like YOU will be going to Disney Land like we are
Santana Lopez: ...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: hahahahah! No way are you going to Disney Land Lopez! Hahah!
Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams and Rory Flanagan like this
Santana Lopez: Shut up Puck.
Quinn Fabray: I'm so glad I'm going to Europe for vacation away from all this drama!
Rachel Berry: My dads are taking me to Disney Land next week! This is going to be so great I just cannot wait to meet up with you all there and discuss my terrible relationship breakdown!
Finn Hudson: I was doing it for you Rachel, because I love you
Rachel Berry: Yeah you love me about as much as I hate Barbra...
Finn Hudson: I'm coming down to Florida. I will prove to you I love you but that this is what's best for you
Santana Lopez: NO! . NO NO. Whyyy would the Whale, the Hobbit and her dads, who are btw camper than the gay wonder twins be on my vacation. I can't. No. Fuck off you aren't going. Stay home!
Kurt Hummel: Santana that is SO homophobic.
Santana Lopez: Can't be homophobic LADYFACE. I'm gay.
Kurt Hummel: Just because you are gay doesn't mean you can go round saying whatever you want.
Mercedes Jones: No she can say what she wants because she's Santana "muthafuckin" Lopez. But for the record Kurt we like that you are camp
Santana Lopez: Yes Weezy! I can also say whatever I like cause I'm a hot bitch so I can get away with it
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Finn Hudson and 20 others like this
Rachel Berry: Really proving you love me there Finn.
Finn Hudson: Oh come on Rachel you were saying the other day how much you wished you looked like Santana so that maybe Quinn would be closer friends with you.
Santana Lopez: hahahahahahah!
Rachel Berry: FINN!
Tina Cohen Chang: Well Disney is going to be fun!
Rachel Berry: Don't you dare come down Finn. I don't want to see you!
Finn Hudson: I'm coming down Rachel. I will show you I'm doing what's best for you
Kurt Hummel: Finn your mom said you can only go down if Blaine and I come with you.
Brittany S Pierce: Wooooooooooooo Glee Club times at Disney!
Santana Lopez: No Britt, they are not coming. They will not ruin our trip!
Brittany S Pierce: Aww baby it will be fun. Plus if you really don't want to see any of them we don't have to leave our room for .WEEKS ;)
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: ohhh mannn the things I can imagine the two of you doing for two weeks solid, I think I'm drooling not kidding!
Brittany S Pierce and 27 others like this
Santana Lopez: But I want to meet Mickey!
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Quinn Fabray: hahaha! Oh God S I wasn't going to let them in on your little Disney obsession. Now everyone knows.
Santana Lopez: FFS! Damn Facebook and its publicness and all of you fucking ruining my vacation and making me say things I don't mean.
Mike Chang: You like Disney? I assumed you were going because Brittany wanted to
Brittany S Pierce: No Santana begged me to go to Disney. I wanted to go to California but Santana was nearly crying she wanted to go to Disney Land that much!
Santana Lopez: BRITTANY! WHY? WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM THAT?
Brittany S Pierce: I'm sorry baby, don't get mad. I love you!
Santana Lopez: humph!
Brittany S Pierce: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'll come round and make it up to you with lots of sweet lady kisses?
Santana Lopez: Well what are you waiting for?
Brittany S Pierce: I'm coming now baby. Sorry
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: hahahah Lopez make sure you give Pluto a hug from me ;)
Rachel Berry: Don't worry Puck, we will take lots of pictures of her getting over excited
Quinn Fabray: She particularly loves Simba... When they were little San and Britt used to pretend they were Simba and Nala
Tina Cohen Chang: hahaha no way?
Quinn Fabray: Yep. They can still do it now, word for word!
Mike Chang: I would pay to see that!
Mercedes Jones: We will definitely get them to do it at Disney Land. I bet in all the excitement Satan turns in to a squealing little girl. I've not been so excited since they reintroduced tots to the lunchtime
Santana Lopez: SHUT UP. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU ALL.
Santana Lopez: Hey, its Brittany, I'm going to have to go and calm her down she's curled up in a ball crying...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: hahahahahah She will never ever live this down.
Brittany S Pierce updated her Facebook status.
"Is a very sad panda"
Quinn Fabray: Whats wrong B?
Brittany S Pierce: Santana is refusing to go to Florida now.
Quinn Fabray: Cause of the teasing?
Brittany S Pierce: Yeah
Quinn Fabray: Tell her to man the fuck up or I will come round and beat the crap of her for making you sad.
Brittany S Pierce: She says she could take you.
Quinn Fabray: Is she really going to try me? I'll bring Mercedes and Tina
Brittany S Pierce: She says she doesn't care she's never leaving her bedroom ever again.
Rachel Berry: I think it is cute that she likes Disney
Quinn Fabray: Really not helping things Rachel.
Rachel Berry: What? Why not? It is cute. Just like its cute that I sing don't rain on my parade during foreplay.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: That is NOT cute! Hahaha! That's gross how do you cope with that Finn?
Finn Hudson: I just think about naked cheerleaders till she's done
Rachel Berry: You don't listen to me singing? I sing that for you! To turn you on! And you are thinking of naked cheerleaders rather than me?
Finn Hudson: You're usually one of the naked cheerleaders...
Rachel Berry: Well who else is.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Deffs the unholy trinity
Quinn Fabray, Brittany S Pierce and Santana Lopez like this
Finn Hudson: urm..
Rachel Berry: I hate you.
Mike Chang: Seriously Finn? You think of other woman whilst having sex? I could never think of anyone but Tina
Tina Cohen Chang likes this
Sam Evans: Damn right. Mercedes is the only person I ever thing about. Who would think of anyone else when you've got such a fine specimen underneath you. And for the record I would LOVE it if you sang to be during foreplay.
Mercedes Jones: Love you Sammy. I can totally do that for you.
Brittany S Pierce: Santana sings to me. It's totally the biggest turn on ever. But she doesn't sing horrible songs like Rachel likes. Gross.
Santana Lopez: I only sing you sexy songs baby ;) Songs that make you want to dance ;)
Brittany S Pierce: If you come to Disney Land I will dance for you all you want baby.
Santana Lopez: Ok, Ok as long as we don't have to hang out with these losers.
Brittany S Pierce: Yey! I Love you S.
Santana Lopez: Love you too. Now get over here.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I bet Santana gets Britt to dress up like a lion so she can get her Disney roleplay on ;)
Quinn Fabray, Mike Chang and 88 others like this.
Brittany S Pierce: Maybe that's why she likes to bite me...?
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