Chapter 14
Warning: There is some sexual stuff in this chapter. (No, not an orgy you perv!)
"Ian! Remove your hand from my ass!" Tracy yelled.
"Sorry!" I giggled. "That was me."
Taylor began laughing so hard he slipped on the mat, causing all four of us to fall.
"TAYLOR!" Tracy and I cried and smacked both of his shoulders.
"Sorry! Sorry! Ow."
"Asshole!" Tracy remained slapping Taylor until she was giggling so much she had to stop.
Ian just lay on his back and laughed.
They. Are. Drunk.
A little tip: When someone has to start persistently telling you that you've only had two – THEY. ARE. LYING. Especially if it is Tracy. But! I didn't fall for it, so I was only a little buzzed, whereas Ian, Taylor and Tracy- Oh. My. Effing. Gosh. THEY are tanked!
So after we untangled ourselves and we all tried (drunkenly) to stand up, we were silent for a second before we all erupted in laughter again.
"Twister was a BAD idea!" Ian laughed.
"No kidding." Taylor replied.
Tracy and I just laughed.
The CD stopped and I frowned before walking over to the stereo and began digging through my CDs. I dropped them all.
"Nice."
"Shut up, Ian!" I grinned and picked them up, putting another mix CD in.
The first song was "Bruises and Bite marks" by Good with Grenades.
"So, what do we play now?" Ian asked us.
Tracy and I shared the same devious look before we both said, "Truth or Dare!"
"Oh, no." Ian's eyes widened and Taylor gave him a horrified look.
"You're house, dude."
"Uh-uh." Tracy walked over and took a swig of her beer before smiling at Ian and Taylor. "Ian, sorry to say this, but you are Jess's bitch now. Just ask Taylor."
Ian looked at Taylor and he held up his hands in a "leave me out of this" gesture.
I laughed and pointed to the ground. "Sit. We are playing Truth or Dare."
Ian walked around me to sit down, but as he passed whispered, "As long as you spank me for being bad."
My mouth dropped open and Taylor and Tracy burst out laughing.
So we all sat in a circle and I went first.
"Taylor, Truth or Dare?"
"Uh…truth."
"WIMP!" Tracy yelled and threw one of the couch pillows at him.
"Ow! Hey!"
"Okay…" I giggled. "When was the last time you and Tracy had sex?"
Tracy laughed.
Taylor smirked. "Two days ago."
"What?" Tracy glared. "THAT was not sex, you dumbass!"
"Well, the sounds you were making made me think otherwise,"
Tracy launched across the circle and tackled Taylor before Ian grabbed her by the waist and pulled her back. When she sat back down next to me, Taylor asked Ian, "Truth or Dare?"
"Mmm…Truth."
"WIMP!" Tracy and I laughed.
Taylor: "What's your favorite thing to do during sex?"
"WHAT THE HELL?" I exclaimed, laughing.
Ian blushed and shook his head. "God." Then he smirked. "Going down on a woman."
My mouth dropped open and Tracy tapped me on the shoulder. "Lucky Bitch." This made Ian and Taylor laugh.
"What?" Tracy asked innocently.
"Although I haven't been able to try that on Jess yet." Ian winked at me and I buried my red face in my hands.
"Okay, you're turn, Mr. Lover." Tracy laughed.
"Mr. Lover?" Ian raised an eyebrow.
"It's a song by Shaggy." I told him.
"My mom used to listen to that crap." Taylor said.
"Mine, too!" Tracy and I said at the same time, which made us laugh harder.
"I actually haven't heard that song in, like, 8 years." I said.
"Oh, here!" Tracy stood up and pulled her mp3 player out of her pocket and plugged it into Ian's stereo.
She sat back down as the song started and I instantly blushed.
"Oh."
"What?" Tracy asked.
"I forgot how…explicit this song is." I my eyes widened and I blushed even more. After a few seconds of listening, I jumped up and unplugged her mp3 player. "Okay! That's enough of that!"
Everyone else laughed.
"Is she always such a prude?" Taylor teased.
"Hey!"
"No." Ian shook his head.
Me: Blush Thinking: KillYouKillYouKillYou
"Okay, Ian's turn." My CD started again. Ladies and Gentleman by Saliva. Much better.
"You know," Ian leaned across the circle. "I wouldn't mind if you were to call me that for a while, Jess."
"PICK SOMEONE!" I yelled.
"…Tracy."
"Shit." Tracy glared at Ian.
"Truth or Dare?"
She leaned forward dramatically. "Dare."
Ian grinned.
We walked out towards the front yard and Tracy giggled. "I cannot believe I am doing this."
"Neither can I." I replied.
A couple cars passed before Tracy stood out on the curb and suddenly lifted up her shirt.
Taylor, Ian and I laughed when the teenage guy honked his horn and yelled, "WOO!" at her.
"Let's go."
We headed towards the front door and I grabbed Tracy's arm. I had a plan.
"Okay," Tracy grinned at me. "Ian."
"Hey! I can't go again."
"Who said?" Tracy and I said together.
Ian rolled his eyes. "You girls are going to be the death of me."
I grinned.
"Truth or Dare?"
"Dare." Ian said confidently and I began laughing. Hard.
"Okay, Mr. Lover," Tracy smirked at him, her lip ring tilting up. "I dare you to make out with Lautner for 30 seconds."
"WHAT?" Both of the guys exclaimed.
I raised my hand. "My idea!"
Tracy put an arm around me. "My little evil genius." We high-fived and looked at them expectantly. "Let's go, Boys." Tracy grinned.
I giggled as Taylor and Ian scooted closer to each other awkwardly. I now totally LOVE alcohol!
As soon as their lips met Tracy and I squealed and began laughing hysterically. The minute Ian's tongue went into Taylor's mouth we were laying on the ground exploding with laughter.
"OH MY GOSH!" I exclaimed.
I'm not sure how long it was, (I doubt it was actually 30 seconds. Bastards.) But they pulled apart and scowled at us before all four of us were practically rolling on the ground laughing.
"Fine!" Ian said to me. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare!" I laughed. What the hell – we were all having more fun with dares anyways.
A wicked smile spread across his face. "Okay. I'll prove how much I am 'Mr. Lover.'"
Me: Blush
Oh, no.
"After they leave, I dare you to let me-"
"Finish that sentence and you die!" I exclaimed.
He grinned. "Agreed?"
Maybe it was the alcohol, or maybe I'm just weak, (I'm hoping for the former, not the latter.) But I agreed.
And needless to say – THAT was the most fun night EVER!
…and not just for the sex part.