What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

Momo's P.O.V

When i wake up in the morning, I'm awakened by a scream.

"FUCK!" A guys voice.

Then another girl scream.

"What the fuck is going on, hm?" Deidara yawns.

"Yaoi-chan did some baaad things..." Flavia mutters.

"LEMME GOOO!" Kitsune screams. "I'M INOCCENT I TELL YOU! INNOCENT!"

The three of us(me, Flavia, and Garret) run out the room to investigate.

Itachi had poor Kitsune in a head lock.

I couldn't help but laugh.

Itachi's head shoots up to stare at the three of us laughing our asses off.

"SHUT UP! IT's not funny!" Kitsune huffs.

My P.O.V

I got caught trying to draw on Itachi's face .

BOOOOOO!

Now my friends are laughing at me! XD

"Where did all of you come from?"

"UP YOUR ASS AND AROUND THE CORNER!" I snap.

He holds a knife up to my neck, "Answer me, now."

"I'M A LITLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT! HERE IS MY HANDLE! HERE IS MY STOUT!"

"What's with all the racket?" A shadow-figure comes outta nowhere!

"OH hi Pein!" I blurt out. "...oops..."

"dumbass!" My three friends smack me upside the head.

"Sorry!" I blurt out again.

"Who are you three and how did you get in here?" Pein questions.

"Actually, we just wandered in here!" Garret yawns, trying to be loud.

"SASODEI 4EVER!" I blurt out again... couldn't help it! w

"Yaoi-chan! SHUT UP!" Flavia hits me again.

"STOP HITTING ME!" I kick her in the shin.

She starts hopping on one foot, "You little bitch!"

"JASHIN FUCKER!" I huff, hiding my laughs.

Flavia smirks, "PEIN SUCKER!"

I gasp, "OH NO YOU DI'INT!"

"Oh yes I di-id!"

"Your both insane," Garret chuckles. "I can't believe your using that bit at a time like this!"

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WOOOORLD!" Momo sings.

"MY BOOBS ARE PLASTIC! THAT'S FANTASTIC!" Flavia adds laughing.

"YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERY WH-E-E-EEERE!" I finish.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE YELLING AND DUMBASS SINGING!" Hidan barges out his room.

"JASHIN FUCKER!" I yell at him.

There's an awkward silence.

"oooohhh!" Garret laughs. "You just insult his god like that? You gonna take that Hidan?"

"HIDAN IS A JASHIN FUCKING BITCH WHO GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY KAKUZU EVERYDAY AND NIGHT!" I laugh.

"Why don't we take this downstairs?" Momo offers walking down the steps.

Itachi, Pein, Hidan, and sorta me jump off the side banister.

"BRING IT ON!" I laugh all evil-like.

He raises his eye brow and takes a few steps towards me.

I scream and hide behind the couch.

"What the fuck was that?" He questions.

"PLACE YER BETS! WHO SHALL WIN!" Momo yells as more Akatsuki come downstairs.

My freinds placed bets on me, the Akatsuki placed bets on Hidan.

"That's insulting, yaknowwhatImean?" I huff. "How dare you place bets on Hidan."

"Your the one whoes hiding behind the couch." Sasori points out.

"WHO ASKED YOU!"

"Uh, you did." Tobi adds.

"Shut up Tobi!"

"You sure do know a lot..." Pein mutters.

"That's cause I have smarticals! ...unlike a CERTAIN albino WHO I WILL NOT NAME." I joke.

"How very obvious." Kakuzu points out.

"Thank yoU!"

"Whoes she talking about?" Hidan humors me.

I change subjects, "AWOOOO!" I start crawling aorund acting like a dog. "WOOF WOOF! WOOOOOOOOFFF! WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!"

"What's wrong with this chick, hm?"

"She's Yaoi-chan! That's what's wrong with her!" Garret laughs.

I growl at him, "RUFF RUFF! don't make me bite you! RUFF RUFF! Cuz I will! RUFF RUFF RUFF!"

"You look retarded," Hidan comments.

"AWOOOOOOO!" I lunge at him and bite his leg.

"You! Little! Bitch! Get off!" Hestarts kicking em with his otehr leg.

I sure as hell don't let go!

I'll let go when i rip his leg off!

Flavia pulls me off and pets my head.

"Good girl!"

I clap my hands happily.

"Weird..." Kisame mutters, then walks up to us. "Do you guys know who we are?"

"Yep." Flavia crosses her arms.

"And... do you fear us?"

"Fuck no!" I laugh. "We're fangirls! You guys are a joke to us... for now..." I laugh evilly then go raid there kitchen.

"A fan girl?"

"A female super fan!" Momo cheers.

"They're a nightmare..." Garret mumbles.

"..."

Everyone just stares at us.

"Stop staring, it's RUDE!" Flavia yells.

I whip out my phone and start reading Uchihacest online.

More specifaccly: BROTHER MY BROTHER.

Momo smirks, "STOP READING BROTHER MY BROTHER!"

"WAAAHH!" I switch to SLAVE RUN.

Momo glances at my phone screen.

"STOP READING UCHIHACEST!"

"WAAAHHHH!" I scream.

"I SAID NOT TO READ IT AROUND ME!"

"BUT IT'S SO AWESOME!"

"I SAID NO!"

I go pout behind the couch with a bag of chips a found.

Deidara walks in from the kitchen with a soda, "...what's with her, un?"

"Hentai-chan won't let me read Uchihacest!" I whine with anime tears streaming down my face.

"What's... Uchihacest, hm?"

"Uhhhh... send all Uchiha's out the room!" I order.

"..."

Of course no one listen's to me, so I just whisper it into his ear.

O.v He stares at me wide-eyed.

"Yeppers, thats me." I shrug.

"PEIN FUCKER!" Momo yells.

"...whoes Pein?" Sasori mumbles. "And why are you accusing each other of fucking him?"

"C'MON HIDAN! LET'S FIGHT!" I change the subject.

Momo rasies her arms up, "LEADER-SAMA EQUALS-"

"SHUT UP!" Flavia smacks the back of her head. "ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT PEIN IS-"

"GUYS! SHUT YOUR FAT ASS MOUTHS!" Garret covers there mouths.

I wonder if these Akatsuki can put 2 and 2 together?

"You guys are trying to get us killed..." I mutter.

"AND YOUR NOT, TRYING TO FIGHT HIDAN!" Garret yells back.

"STOP YELLING AT ME!"

"NO!"

"AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE ABOUT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT LEADER-SAMA IS PEIN!" I yell out impulsively.

Everyone stares at me wide-eyed.

"KITSUNE!" My three friends yell.

"Ahhh... no one heard that?" I mutter blushing.

Everyone backs out the room awkwardly.

Except for Pein of course.

"Ahmmm... welll... at least I didn't tell them you were Nagato?" I try and make the situation better.

AHHH! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT! I mentally slap myself.

Pein glares at me... very fiercly...

i was almost afraid of him! ...almost...

"Your an idiot sometimes, I hope you know that." Garret points out.

"Sometimes?" Flavia raises her eyebrow.

"Ok all the time."

"HEY!" I pout. "Meanies..."

I turn to Pein.

"Don't glare at me like that! It wasn't my fault! ...I have... A.S.S..."

"A.S.S?" He stares unbeliving.

"Yeah... Atention... Span... Sucks..." I mutter.

"You do realize that spells ass... right?" Momo points out.

"Shut up." I huff.

"Uh-huh..." Pein mutters. "I don't believe a word you just said."

I start muttering to myself, "Everything in the world is out to get me... First I lost a baby, then I get sucked into a portal, then i end up fighting Hidan... or at least trying to, and now Pein just might kill me..."