What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?
Turns out 7:00 was just before dinner.
Me and Momo hide in the trees, curious on what the hell would happen.
Sasori got here first... Now where the hell is Deidara?
About 5 minutes later, Sasori is suddenly surronded by Konoha-nins.
"..." I force myself to stay quiet, which was pretty hard.
They attack. "SASORI!" Momo screams in a very Sakura-way.
The nins turn to us, sliding down our tree. They freeze up and stare. I could only recognize Kakashi, Asuma, and Kurenai.
"RAWR!" I raise my arms, then run off. The three i recognize chase after me and Momo.
Once I'm close enough to the base, I scream bloody murder and make a sharp turn.
Deidara's P.O.V
Sitting downstairs, looking for something to do, I hear a loud scream.
"What'd that girl do now?" Itachi mutter.
Anyone could recognize that scream.
Its Kitsune.
Momo comes bursting into the living room, looking wide-eyed and worried. "ITACHI! DEIDARA! KITSUNE AND SASORI NEED HELP!" She yells running past us. "Ugh, your no help!"
Kitsune and Sasori need help? What'd they do?
"PEEEEEEIIIIIIINNNN!" She screams at the top of her lungs. Leader pops outta nowhere glaring.
Momo's P.O.V
I was still super wide eyed.
"What?" Pein replies.
"Sasori! And- and Kitsune! T-they! And Konoha! Trick! HELP!" I stutter.
His look dosen't change, "English, please."
I take a deep breath, "Me and Kitsune and Flavia were having some fun and kinda tricked Sasori! Th-then Konoha came, and Kitsune- she's getting them off the trail to the base, and O-M-G SASORI MIGHT DIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Pein sighs and shakes his head slowly, "We don't have time to go chasing after your friend, and Sasori can take care of his self."
I glare daggers at the carrot-topped guy,"Yeah, SASORI can take care of himself. What about Kitsune? Whoes gonna take care of her?"
"Not our problem," Pein walks off. "We didn't invite you to live here."
"Well if you won't help her, I WILL." I growl, running out the room.
My P.O.V
Oh gawd, I hate running. I hate karma right now, too.
I come to a dead end from where I was running. I whip around to face my pursuers.
I get the hiccups as Kakashi walks up to me, looking to be checking me out.
I guess i did look a bit suspecting with what I was wearing.
A black short skirt with ripped skinny jeans under. The jeans were light blue and kinda faded near the rips. On my shirt was the word YAOI written in big letters.
Kakashi holds the Akatsuki cloud on my necklace up suspiciously.
I put on my best clueless act. "Who-who are you...?" I give him bambi eyes.
Surprisingly, he didn't answer. "Why do you have this symbol on your necklace," He commands more than questions.
Still playing the shy and confused girl act gives me some time to think of an answer.
My first: "CUZ THEY'RE DAMN AWESOME!" Cue evil laugh.
My second: "I-I found i-it and th-thought it looked p-pretty..."
My third: "I... Don't... Remember..."
"Well?" Kurenai snaps me out my thoughts.
I deciede to go with the third, "I-I... Don't remember..."
"How'd you get here?" Kakashi.
"Why'd you run from us," Asuma.
"And whoes that?" Kurenai.
"I don't know how I-I got here, I ran from y-you cause I-I got scared, and..." I pretend to recognize the person coming out the forest.
"Momo! It's you!" I hug my friend. "I thought I lost you forever!"
She gives me a questioning look. "Just go with it," I whisper.
I fake cry just to add extra measures.
"Yeesh, quit being such a wimp," Momo scolds patting my head.
I wipe my eyes, "S-Sorry..." "And who're these people?" Momo points an accusing finger.
Her Akatsuki ring in full view(it was really pretty).
Kurenai glares, "What's with the ring?"
"What's wrong with my ring?" Momo pretends to admire it.
"The symbol on it," Kurenai rolls her eyes. "Where'd you get it?"
"I really just don't remember," Momo mutters.
"So let me get this straight," Asmua rubs his temples. "Your both sporting Akatsuki jewlrey with no idea where it came from, and you expect us to believe you?"
"Yeah pretty much,"
"Y-Yeah..." I love playing shy girl. "B-But it's ok if you d-don't believe us, n-no one ever d-does..."
"I'm sick of it!" Momo snaps. "Everyone thinks just cause we're the alone little girls, dirty and with no memory, that we're always lying! They know nothing about what we've been through! Nothing!"
This gets a few stares, and some nods of sympathy.
Kakashi steps forward, "Come with us, lead a normal life, figure out your past, plan your future,"
The two of us pretend to think about the offer.
"W-we're fi-"
"We'll take you up on your deal!" Momo interupts.
My face heats up with anger from her interuption.
I'm guessing the Konoha nins took it as embarresment, cause Kurenai gives me a pity look.
"O-ok..." I sneak a glare at Momo.
The Konoha nins hop up into the trees, expecting us to follow.
"W-we don't h-have any ninja t-techniques." I glance up at them with my head slightly down.
"I'll carry you," Kurenai smiles. I timidly crawl onto her back with a small smile.
Gawd, I feel like Hinata with all this stuttering, I think.
Momo jumps on Kakashi's back laughing like a maniac.
By night time, we were halfway to Konoha. We stop in a clearing for a break.
"Before I forget." Kakashi turns to me. "What's your name?"
"Uh... Um..." I look away. "M-my name's Kit,"
"No last name?"
"I, uh. Don't r-remember i-it..."
And that was the first and possibly only truth.
I let out a quiet sigh and lean on my tree, holding my akatsuki cloud necklace.
"You seem attached to that necklace," Kakashi grimaces.
I blush, "It just... C-comforts m-me..."
"You do realize that symbol-"
"Kakashi!" Kurenai snaps. "Leave the poor girl be!"
Kakashi backs off... For now. That's when Momo starts taking advantage of my shy act.
"Kit! Go get me some food!" She commands.
"F-from where?"
"Go find some!"
I pretend to shrink back.
She smirks at my reaction.
I stalk off, looking for some food.
As soon as I'm far enough, I start venting my annoyance and anger oon a tree. "That fucking son of a bitch! Ugh I swear! If she wasn't- UGH!- If she wasn't so- AAAGH!"
Some apples fall out the tree.
I gather them, put on the shy act again, and walk back to the clearing. "H-here..." I mumble handing her some apples. "Good job," Momo pats my head. I go and sit alone by a tree, munching on my own apple.
Momo soon falls asleep, along with almost everyone else.
Kurenai took the first watch. "Hey Kit..." Kurenai snaps me out of my thoughts once again.
"Y-yeah?"
"You shouldn't let Momo take advantage of you like that..."
"I-I know, but it's just that... She can get very violent a-and when she fights, a-all her anger goes into i-it and p-practically kills the p-person," I explain timidly.
Kurenai nods understandingly, "So your afraid of her?"
"N-No!" I blush as I realize my loudness.
Kurenai chuckles, "Get some sleep, you have a lot to do tomorrow."
I deciede to do something very Tobi like.
"Hopefully. Being with Momo gets boring."
Kurenai gives me a confused look, "huh?" I use my scary voice,
"I'm not really scared of her, nor weak," I shrug, then go back to shy. "G-Good night Kurenai-chan."
I lay down, inwardly smirking and extremly satisfied.
"What just happened...?"
~~~ Flavia's P.O.V~~~
Dinner was very awkward without Kitsune cracking jokes and making light of everything, without Momo getting Kitsune and Garret to fight.
Speaking of Garret, he seems to have really hit it off with Konan and Hidan.
"...where's the other two?" Konan looks around worridly.
Probaly worrying about whether they were destroying the house or not.
I glare at Pein, Deidara had told me what happened.
"Pe- Leader-sama decieded to let Momo go after Kitsune, ALONE! CUZ HE WAS BEING A LAZY BASTARD!" I snap, then stomp off to gain my calm.
I come back, "I'm sorry Leader-sama, and as I was saying: They're probaly captured by now cause they're not ninja like Sasori..."
Pein's glare at me softens.
"I miss them..." I mutter sitting down. "They'd make this dinner sooo funny!"
"Knowing Kitsune as well as I do, she's probaly going Tobi on them," Garret points out.
"What does that mean?" I rub the back of my head.
"It means," He leans over to whisper in my ear. "She's probaly having a split personality, like Tobi. Cause Tobi's really Madara Uchiha, a world domination master mind,"
"SPOILER MUCH!" I exclaim.
"Sorry," He mutters.
"And yeah. your probaly right," I nod. "Kitsune's a pretty good actor."
"Exactly,"
"Tobi's lost!" Tobi exclaims.
"Then our plans working," Garret smirks, happy he confused the so-called mastermind.
My P.O.V
I'm shaken awake early in the morning.
Forgetting my shy act, I growl out, "Fuck off." My usual response in the morning.
"Excuse me?" Kakashi glares.
I blush in embarresment, "S-Sorry K-Kakashi, I was having a w-weird dream"
Nice save! I think to myself smiling.
He nods his head, then goes to wake up Momo.
"HOLY HIDAN WAFFLES! WHY THE SASORI ARE YOU TOUCHING ME!" Momo yells, cuss words being bleeped out by Akatsuki names.
Asuma stares wide-eyed at her.
"Hmmm, w-why do those n-names s-seem so familiar?" I stutter, going for another save.
"Idunno," Momo slurs, her mind slowly churning to life. "I kept hearing those names in my dream,"
I soften my voice, "Th-that's weird."
Kurenai puts me on her back again, same with Kakashi and Momo. They dash off, heading towards Konoha.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When we get to Konoha, we go straight to the hokage office.
Kurenai explains for us to Tsunade.
She points a finger at me, which was a surprise.
I hide behind Kurenai wide eyed.
"D-Don't hurt m-me..." I whimper.
Tsunade raises an eye brow, but makes me come forward.
"Everyone else leave for a moment, please," Tsunade shooes the others out.
"..." I stare, still wide-eyed.
"What is your name?" She asks soothingly.
"K-Kit," I look down at the ground.
"Kit... Where are your parents?"
"I-I don't know..." Another truth, I'm a foster child.
"Kit, please calm down," She wipes a tear off my cheek.
Hell, I didn't even know I was crying.
"Now, why're you sporting an Akatsuki necklace?" She points to it.
"I-I don't remember much, j-just bits and pieces," I look her in the eye this time.
"Well, tell me those bits and pieces,"
"Umm... I r-remember this g-guy... With l-like, a really long t-tounge, kinda snakish." I come up with what would've made a good fanfic. "A-and this black haired guy with a ponytail a-and stress lines on e-either side of his nose. And u-um, a guy with a mask. Ummm... H-he had r-really red e-eyes..."
Tsunade nods, actually BELIEVING that just made fanfic.
"What else?"
"S-some kinds of tests tubes, a-and lots of needles pointed a-at m-me. Th-the guy with a m-mask was doing all th-this to m-me."
Hey look, another truth sorta, that one was a dream!
Scary ain't it?
"Anything else?" I shake my head no.
"Well Kit, you and Momo will be kept safe until you can defend yourselves." Tsunade gives me a pity smile. "For now, you will stay in rooms down the hall some,"
I sit in my room, Momo's room right over. "I can't believe this..." I sigh. They actually BELIEVED ME. I miss my brother... And Flavia.
Flavia's P.O.V
I jump on teh springy couch laughing my ass off as Garret walks in grimacing, dressed as a play boy bunny.
"C'mon! Hop around some!"
He glares, but complies.
"What the hell is going on in here?" Pein walks in.
"I lost a bet and now I'm being blackmailed," Garret grumbles.
"Sing it! C'mon sing it!"
"But I don't know it that well!" He protest, trying to save whatever was left of his pride. He grumbles something.
"SING IT, SLAVE!"
"I pick all my skirts to be a little.. sexy. Just like al my thoughts, they always get a bit naughty, when I'm out with my boys i always play a bit bitchy! Can't change the way I am, Sexy Naughty Bitchy me!." He sings, then walks off. "All i know."
I grab his arm, then hog tie him on the floor.
Pein walks off awkwardly.
I walk off, leaving Garret to fend for himself.
"FLAVY!" He yells.
And I was still bored.
"Leader sama!" I run to his room. "Can I go on a rescue mission if I can get a few Akatsuki members to come? PLEASE?"
He sighs, "Fine, but good luck getting them to come,"
I do a quick cheer then run to Tobi's room.
"HEY TOBI!" I burst into the room. "WANNA GO RESCUE MOMO AND KITSUNE?"
"YEAH!" He cheers.
"WELL THEN LEAVE YOUR CLOAK AND COME ON!" I run off to go get another member unkown to Konoha.
"DEIDARA! COME HELP US SAVE KITSUNE! LEAVE YOUR CLOAK!" Deidara shrugs off his cloak and slowly follow.
"C'mon Itachi." A different much more different from Tobi's says as The blonde and me leave the room.
Me and my team of 4 head out to Konoha.
My team was me, Garret, Deidara, Tobi and Itachi. I hop on Tobi's back, Garret reluctantly gets on Dei's back.
"To KONOHA!" I cheer.
Tobi runs off rather eagerly.
Hmmm? Why's he so excited? It's just a quick rescue mission.
"Tobi can't wait to see Kitsune!" He announces.
"What about Momo?" Garret asks.
"Yeah, her too." Tobi says with less excitement.
I raise an eyebrow at this, "Why so less excited for Momo?"
"Momo called Tobi's mask ugly!" He pouts.
Is this really spose to be a mastermind in disguise? I think Garret overheard one of our anime talks wrong.
"Your mask isn't ugly!" I assure.
My P.O.V
I ws wandering around Konoha, looking for a friend.
I actually attracted a lot of attention being some stranger welcomed into the village.
Hinata, Kiba, and Shino walk up to me curious.
"H-Hello..." I wave timidly, unlike what I actually wanted to do.
Hinata smiles at me, "Hello."
"Hey, whats up?"
"..." Shino stares. "Hi."
"I-I'm Kit, w-what's your n-name?"
"I'm Kiba!" Kiba waves. "Your shy aren't you?"
I look down, "I... Y-yeah I guess I-I'm shy."
Why're you lying to these people? The voice in my head questioned sternly.
I panicked, ok? I got scared and then all this happened! Shino continues to stare, making me twitch uncomfortably.
"Hi, I'm Hinata!" Hinata steps up to me. "You seem sweet,"
"Th-Thanks." I hold my arm, unsure what to say.
When Naruto and Sakura come up to me curiously.
"Whoes she?" Naruto yells out.
Sakura bops him on the head, "Don't be so rude, Naruto!"
"Owww..."
"I-It's fine, r-really." I hold back a glare.
Sakura looks me up and down, "So what's your name?"
"I-I'm Kit, I'm n-new here." I give a slight bow.
"Wow! You stutter as much as Hinata!" Naruto points out.
Me and Hinata blush red and look down.
"Naruto!" Sakura bops him on the head again.
"Y-You don't have to hit him e-every time h-he does s-something wrong." I stare, trying to get the blush to go away. "N-nobody's p-perfect. I-i admit i-i stutter a l-lot."
Sakura glares at me, but lets it go.
Then Neji, Tenten, and Lee come up.
"Why hello there, young maiden!" Lee runs up to me. "What is your name,"
"K-Kit." I put my hands behind my back and give him a small smile.
"H-hello," I wave to the two people coming up behind him.
"Hello..." Neji waves awkwardly.
Tenten runs her fingers through my hair, "Your hair is so soft... I'm Tenten, that's Neji."
"H-Hi." I wave at Neji. "Hi T-Tenten."
Momo runs up to the group, "HI! I'M MOMO! I'M KIT'S FRIEND!"
There's more introductions, when Choji, Ino, and Shika come up to us.
"Oh? Whoes this?" Ino points to me.
"I-I'm Kit." I wave.
"I'm Momo!"
"Well I'm Ino, that's Shikamaru and Choji!"
Momo claps her hands, "WE SHOULD HAVE AN ALL GIRLS SLEEP OVER!"
"That could be fun," Sakura contemplates.
"IT'LL BE SOOOO MUCH FUN! WE COULD ALL BE FRIENDS!"
"When will we have it?" Ino questions.
I glance up at the darkening sky, "H-How bout n-now?"
"Great idea, Kit," Hinata gives me a warm smile, then flinches as Momo smacks me upside the head.
"Great idea, dumbass!" Momo laughs. "Everyone to our house!" She runs, headed towards the Hokage building, me and the girls follwoing.
I mentally curse her out, and run to keep up with Hinata.