What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

ok, something happened and i lost chapter 5... but not much happened, heres a briefing:

Kitsune went off on Sakura, Tobi and Itachi and Deidara being back Momo and Kitsune.

That freaks Konoha out.

And... The three girls got stuck waking everyone up, so they put on there wake-people-up outfits... getiing mixed results.

Kitsune's outfit: Blue booty shorts that kept riding up, red lace shirt, bunny ears and tail.

flavia's outfit: Green short skirt, black tube top that stopped under her boobs. Raccon ears and tail.

Momo's outfit: Black mini skirt, orange tank top that was to small. Cat ears and tail.

So... let's continue...

Aw man, we didn't get to change our clothes! .

Pein's pissed(as usual).

We're getting stared at(Of course).

We were dancing btw.

"Run and hit that pussy like a crash dummy!" Garret starts, refusing to dance.

"Bend it over, touch your toes! Shake that ass for me!" The music.

Me, Flavia, and Momo do as the music says.

"Bounce that ass on the floor, bring it back up,"

Still doing as the music says.

"Hit a split on the dick, shawty act up!"

I'm the ONLY one who could do the splits all the way, which is only from pulling a few muscles so I can't feel it.

"Bring it back" (x8)

"you can act," (x7)

"Now bring it back!"

"Yaoi goin hard! Concrete!" Flavia teases, stopping her dance.

"I can shake my ass! One cheek!" I was to into it to stop.

"Two cheek! Both cheek, both cheek!" Momo does the same as Flavia.

"Got a white girl, freak she gotta no cheek!" (Garret)

I pause, notcing all the feet(remember? I was bending over and touchin my toes again?)

"You fucking perverts!" I exclam, sitting up.

"In our defense, this is the living room." Sasori shrugs. "Where everyone can go, and we heard music and got curious,"

"Ya still coulda said something," Momo pouts. "How long were you watching?"

"We've been watching from... Bend it over, touch your toes. Shake that ass for me," Hidan smirks. "Did you guys plan this? The outfits? The timing? The fucking song?"

"Its not a fucking song! It's a stripper song!" Momo protests.

Garret cracks up and falls backwards off the couch.

"Shut up!" I start suffocating him with a pillow.

"You guys liked that dance, huh!"

"Just come to dinner..." Pein rubs his temples and walks off.

I once again, pull on these retarded shorts.

We crowd the table, reaching for food, arguing.

"Gimme the damn ramen!" Momo snaps.

"No! It's MY RAMEN!" I hug the bowl.

She ends up crawling across the table and attacking me.

I start shoving noodles in my mouth frantically.

"KITSUNE!" She snatches the bowl away and eats some.

I chew slowly and patiently wait for her to finish.

"Oh Yaoi-chan~!" Flavia teases from behind me.

"What?" I turn around and I see a water gun pointed at me. "What's in it?"

"Yorgurt and milk," She gets a perverted and devious look on her face.

"For...?"

She assualts me with the mixture, then forces my mouth open.

For whatever reason, she shoves a hot dog weiner in my mouth.

I was stunned for about 3 seconds, another 2 and I figured out what she made it look like.

I spit the hot dog and mixture out, then glare at her, "You little nasty!"

She cracks up, falling backwards on the table.

The Akatsuki stare at us, plenty entertained.

I snatch the water gun and attack her with the mixture, aiming for her mouth a lot.

She sits up and blocks the nozzel, "Yuck, I think some got up my nose..."

You do get what the mixture was spose to look like?

Momo comes up from behind me and dumps ice down my shirt.

I cry out and attack her with the mixture.

"Ah! It's like rapid-fire!" Momo exclaims.

I take a bite of a pickle, then throw the empty gun away.

Garret sighs, "It's 6th grade church feast all over again..."

"They did this... At a church?" Kakuzu shakes his head in disbelief.

That bitch tied my hands and feet up with sausage links!

"Hey Deidara!" Momo slides me across the slippery table. "Catch!"

She misses her target completely, and I fall off the table.

"THE HELL! WHAT IS WITH YOU AND HORRIBLE AIM!" I snap.

What made it worse, was I was wriggling around on the ground trying to get up, and these shorts weren't helping the situation.

"Since when are sausages so damn strong!" I huff.

Flavia jumps down and gives me a BIG wedgie.

"AH! Flavia!" I struggle to get free. "You fucking fat ass! Why're you so heavy!"

"Struggling just makes it worse!" She teases.

"I'm leaving before this gets worse," Itachi mutters, leaving the kitchen.

Kakuzu and Sasori and Pein follow suit.

"Does this happen on a regular basis?" Konan was making conversation with Garret.

"Sadly, yes,"

"Wow..."

Momo joins in the wedgie, laughing like a maniac.

"You guys, clean the kitchen!" Konan announces, bounding off.

"Fuck!" I finally manage to get my hands free, then start pushing the two girls off. "But Konan!"

"You made the mess,"

The last few males leave the room, looking a bit red.

Giving up on getting free, I grab Momo's underwear and pull.

"Gah!" She glares at me, then turns to Flavia.

She gives Flavia a major wedgie.

"Ok! Flavia stop!" I whine.

"Tell Momo to let go!"

"After Kitsune stops!"

"Not falling for that again!"

I dump ice down her shorts, making her let go and run off, jumping around like a little kid.

Then Flavia let's go, unpicking her wedgie mumbling something about being childish.

I rub my sore ass, "That was uncalled for!"

"I couldn't help it! Your ass was up in the air and your underwear was sticking out!"

"STILL!"

"Cold! Cold! Cold!" Momo was still bouncing around.

"What... A... Mess..." Flavia looks around.

"There's jizz everywhere!" I laugh, unpicking my own wedgie.

"Really? You had to say it? Really, Yaoi-chan?" Momo sighs.

"Yup,"