What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

I was walking through the forest with Tobi.

We were arranging plans for me to go to different villages and get more information.

"Aw man! But that's work!" I pout, whilst crossing my arms.

"It could be fun work," Madara sighs.

"Fun and work do not mix well!"

He pats my head, "You still have to do it."

"Hmph!"

"You can go to Konoha first." He offers. "You will stay in each village for 3 days."

"Only three!" I huff. "That's not much time..."

"Get over it,"

"Is Momo coming?"

"No, not this time,"

"Great," I jump up and try to reach a random tree branch.

I miss by a few feet.

I keep jumping up and down, trying to get it.

"What're you doing?"

"I can't *Jump* reach the *jump* fucking *jump* tree branch!" I snap.

"..."

-.-" He watches me try a few more times before saying, "You need training,"

"What makes you say that?" I lean tiredly on the tree.

"Not only are out of breath from jumping, but you can't even jump up to a tree branch." Madara points out.

"Hell, I don't even know if I have chakra!" I snap. "And I don't know how to check!"

"You yell to much,"

"You yell to! When your Tobi!"

"Still, your normal self yells a lot,"

"SO!" I plop down on a rock next to him.

He places a hand on my forehead, and it starts glowing.

"The hell are you doing?"

"Seeing if you have chakra,"

"And how're you doing that?"

He stop, "Because if you didn't have chakra, I couldn't take any of it,"

"Hey!" I huff.

"Relax, I didn't take much,"

"Its still messed up," I rant. "I wonder if Momo has chakra? Or Flavia! Or Garret! Probaly, cause I have it and we all came here! Tobi! Go check for me!"

He sighs annoyed, "Bring them here,"

~~~~~~~

After a quick run, with 2 breaks, I bring my two friends and brother back.

"Check them!" I order. "...Please?"

With a sigh, he starts the process, three times.

"You all have chakra!" He announces.

"Who has the most?" Flavia asks, eager.

"It's between Garret and Kitsune-chan!"

I understand now, why the Tobi voice could get annoying.

"AW MAN!" Flavia starts trying to jump up to the branch. "But I bet I'm better at using it!"

Her feet start glowing after a few tries, and she jumps 20 feet, straight up.

"Holy crap!" She grabs onto a random branch.

I glare.

"My turn! My turn!" Momo goes under the tree and jumps about 15 feet up, grabbing a branch.

Garret goes next, and after a few tries, he shoots 30 feet up, "HA HA! BEAT THAT!"

I knew this wouldn't end well.

"Bye guys, I'm gonna go pack for my mission!" I wave nervously.

"Hey wait! You didn't jump yet!" Flavia protest.

"Yeah! Yaoi-chan! Jump!" Momo adds.

Deidara and Hidan appear outta nowhere.

"What's all this hype about jumping?" Itachi also comes outta nowhere.

"We're testing our chakra!" Garret explains. "But Kitsune won't jump!"

"OK OK!" I stomp over to the tree.

After about 10 tries, ignoring peoples snickers, I jump to the branch I was aiming for in the first place.

EVERYONE bursts out laughing(except Itachi) at my fail attempt.

That branch was only 9 feet up.

Itachi was hiding behind his cloak, probaly snickering.

"That was fucking fail!" Hidan teases.

I let go of the branch felling my face heat up.

"Shut up!" I stomp off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"What to pack... What to pack..." I mumble.

I really didn't have much, so you would think it'd be easy to pack.

It really wasn't.

I end up going around peoples rooms' taking some of their stuff.

I got some shirts from Deidara's room.
Some money from Kakuzu's room.
Some shorts from Hidan's room.
And some food from the kitchen!

All in all, this is the total:

Shirts: 3
Shorts: 2
Jeans: 1
Money: 1000 yen
Food: About 3 days worth

The next day, I set off, trying my best to ignore the teasing.

Zetsu was leading me their, btw.

"Try not to strain your ninja-ness!"

"Let's hope you don't have to climb any trees, un!"

"All of you shut the fuck up!" I snap.

~~~(2 Days later)~~~

Zetsu and I were pretty close to Konoha.

"Just walk straight from here, *and don't get lost*..." Zetsu instructs.

"Oki doki!" I wave bye.

"Meet here again in three days," Zetsu disapears into the ground.

I walk forward, lazy slinging my backpack over my shoulder.

I clear my throat and turn to the two guys watching the village gates, "G-Good aftern-noon!"

I wave with a smile.

After more walking, I stop at Ichiraku's.

"C-Can I g-get a-a pork r-ramen, please?" I sit down timidly.

The chick who works their nods her head, and begins cooking, "What size?"

"L-Large,"

After only 5 minutes, a few familiar voices are behind me.

"KIT-CHAN!" Naruto yells, running up to me. "YOUR BACK!"

"H-Hi Naruto-kun," I flinch from his loudness. "Hey, H-Hinata, T-Tenten!"

"How did you escape from the Akatsuki?" Tenten sits next to me.

"O-One of them t-took me o-on a walk a-and I-I ran off," I come up with a cover story.

"A-A walk?" Hinata raises an eyebrow. "L-Like a dog?"

I nod slowly, then smile as my ramen gets here.

"Oh g-god! I-I'm sooo hungry!" I dig in, then with some struggle, use the chopsticks.

"Didn't they feed you at all?" Naruto growls.

"N-Not unless y-you count d-dog food..."

Naruto turns away, growling something.

I finish my ramen with a loud burp, "E-excuse me..."

"We need to take you to the hokage's office!" Tenten suddenly remembers.

"W-Why?"

"Because, you escaped the Akatsuki!"

~~~(3 days later)~~~

"G-Good bye guys!" I wave good bye to all my new friends. "Th-Thanks for seeing me off!"

"I-I'll miss y-you, Kit-chan!"

"I-I'll m-miss you t-too, H-Hinata-chan!" I run and give her a hug.

I notice the sun start to go down.

"B-bye!" I yell out to everyone, then go walking down the road.

I'd gotten some new pants! They're like Tentens, except blue.

Ino did my hair with her bang-style, and Hinata's main style.

After some ways walking, Zetsu appears in front of me.

"Hey, Zetsu!" I wave eagerly.

"You travel to slow, so we'll go my way to Sand," He explains. "Hold on tight,"

I cling to him as we go into the ground.

It's rather scary.

We quickly get to Sand, and he drops me off behind the sweets shop.

"Don't be an idiot," He says before morphing out.

"I'm not an idiot!" I look in a puddle to fix my hair. "I sleeepy..."

But first things first, I'm going to the mini forest.

I play around in the clearing, working on my chakra control until the stars come out.

"Who're you?" Temari steps out the shadows.

"I-I'm Kit," I wave timidly. "Who're y-you?"

Temari gives me a supcious look, "Temari,"

I fall back and stare at the clear sky, full of stars.

"I like your name..." I comment.

"Thanks...?"

"C-Can you take m-me to the k-kazek-kage?" I plead.

Temari nods and leads the way.

'Ha ha! Score one for Kitsune!' I mentally cheer.

~~~~~~~~

Gaara was kinda intimdating at first, but I quickly broke.

"H-Hey!" I wave. "Kazekage-sama."

I then bow as an afterthought.

"Who are you?"

"I-I'm Kit," I explain. "I've b-been traveling a-around for a b-bit and I-I'm really tired. C-Can I s-stay here for a b-bit...?"

"Why should I let you stay here?"

"B-Because I'm really s-scared... Th-The Akatsuki are a-after m-me." I sigh shuddery.

Gaara seems to hold some pity, "You may stay here, but you must be under close watch,"

"Th-Thank you, G-Gaara-sama,"

"How'd you know my name?"

"I-I heard someone s-say i-i-it?"

He lets it go and waves his hand.

Temari leads the way and shows me a boring looking room.

"Th-Thank you," I bow and walk into the room. "T-Temari-sama."

She shuts the door and I hear a click as it locks.

I lay back on the bed, exaushted.

"Chakra fail..." I mutter, falling asleep.

~~~~~~~

When I wake up, it was still dark.

I'm greeted by a pair of yellow eyes, a single blue eye, and a pair of red eyes.

In my defense, I wasn't expecting visitors.

A pillow is shoved into my face as I start screaming and thrashing.

"Baka, hm!" The voice hisses. "Shut up!"

I freeze and stare.

The pillow is moved and a few of the candles get lighted.

"..." I glare. "Way to give me a heart attack!"

"Shh!" Itachi glares back.

"I'm serious! I just about died!" I pout. "Don't sneak up on me like that..."

"Whatever," Itachi rolls his eyes. "So what have you learned about Konoha?"

"You woke me up at 3 in the morning to ask me about Konoha!" I yell-whisper.

"Yes,"

I growl in annoyance, "Konoha has a female hokage whoes fucking surprised that a damned shy-girl escaped the Akatsuki! Sakura sucks at fighting, Ino uses poisinus flowers to fight, Shikamaru uses jitsu's that controls you... Um... Shadow possesion right? Tenten is the master of weapons! Haha! Kiba has a dog he fights with, and Hinata is actually pretty strong when she fights! EXCEPT SHES SOOO SHY!"

I get shushed again as foot steps head our way.

The ninjas blend in as Kankuro and Temari burst in.

"What's going on?" Kankuro scans the room.

"I-I was h-having a n-nightmare..." I turn red in embarresment. "I'm s-sorry!"

The two nod as I lay back down, and leave the room.

Minutes pass and the akatsuki say nothing.

I let out a sigh of relief and go back to sleep.

~~~~

"Kitsune!" A voice hisses.

My eyes shoot open, my heart stops for a split second when a pair of red eyes is inches from me.

"MMMMMMMMM!"

How dare he cover my mouth.

"Are you people TRYING to stop my heart!" I hiss quietly.

"Sorry, Kitsune-chan," Tobi's childish voice rings through the air.

"Gawd, I think you guys killed me with that one..." I be dramatic.

Deidara places a hand on my chest, "Nah, your hearts still beating, un."

"Oh crap..." I rub my head. "You people are giving me a headache... Warn me next time!"

"You never finished your report," Itachi sighs.

"Neji is a bitch to people, talking about destiny this! Destiny that!"

"To loud,"

"He has a byukugan too, stays at the Hyuga compound. Shino is kinda emo and works with bugs. Choji is fat and has expansion jitsus... And dats it." I shrug.

Itachi nods and sighs.

Tobi plops down on the bed next to me, making me bounce.

I throw the covers over my head and try to go back to bed.

"Kitsune-chan?" Tobi pokes me.

"Go awaaay..." I groan. "I tired..."

Poke. Poke. Poke.

"Tobiiiiiii,"

"Kitsuuuuune,"

"Talk to me, like, tomrrow! I sleeeeeepyyyyy!"

Things go silent for a good 5 minutes.

"Finally... Some sleep," I glance around to make sure no one would give me another heart attack.

"Kitsune," Madara taps on my head impatiently.

I jump a foot in the air, not expecting the intruders, "Omg wat!"

"Shhh," He puts a finger on my lips to shush me. "Pein has a message for you,"

I sigh through my nose, "Ok, what is it?"

"Don't blow your cover, stay alive, and... how do you get your brother and your friends to shut up and go to sleep like normal people,"

"Some letter," I roll my eyes. "And has Flavia been drinking soda and energy drinks?"

"Yes,"

"Well, wash it all out with half a gallon of water, she'll throw it all up." I explain. "Then, before bed time, force some warm milk into her."

"And Momo?"

"Play some rock music for her, she'll be out like a light,"

"Garret?"

"Fill him up with food, warm milk, and if that dosen't work, just yell at him and threaten to sick me on him,"

"Great, maybe they'll finally shut the fuck up,"

"And stop sneaking up on me!"

No answer.

I let out on last sigh of relief and turn around.

I let out a yell of shock to see that dumb red eye staring at me.

I freak and fall oit the bed.

Madara chuckles and walks off.