What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?
[A/N: WOOHOO! I FOUND IT!]
Everyone comes into my room, Momo claiming it was bigger.
We sit in a circle to play Never.
I get some drinks and hand them around.
"I've never... Kissed a guy," Tenten admits.
Momo, Ino, and Sakura take a drink.
Sakura's such a liar... I lean my head Hinata's shoulder and sigh.
"What's wrong?" She whispers so it wouldn't attract attention.
Momo and Sakura start arguing over whther or not Sakura has kissed a guy.
"I-I miss my b-brother and o-other friend," I unlean on her as we continue the game.
It was Ino's turn.
"I've never... Sang in front of a live audience."
Hinata and I take a drink, Earning some stares.
"Wh-what?" I look up.
"It's odd two of the shyest people sang in front of a crowd," Sakura answers.
Bitch, I didn't question your so-called kissing a guy! I mentally huff.
Next was Momo.
"I've never fallen in love with a criminal," Momo smirks at me.
I feel my face heat up as I take another drink, and everyone stared at me.
"Really?" Ino stares.
I nod.
"You? Love a criminal? That's hard to believe," Sakura rolls her eyes.
"I-I actually like two. One of which totally i-ignores me."
"oh yeah, what do they look like?" Sakura challenges.
"One's blonde with long hair. H-he has bangs o-over his left eye. H-he has icy b-blue eyes and mouths o-on the
palms of his h-hands." I explain patiently. "The other has green hair, and a black and white s-split f-face." I kept on forgetting to stutter!
"What's there names?" Sakura challenges again.
"Zetsu and Deidara." No stutter what-so-ever.
"Yeah right, those are the dumbest names ever. You just keep your imaginary criminals in your mind so we can continue the game, ok?" Sakura rolls her eyes.
Ino and Tenten roll their eyes, then go to get us some snacks from the vending machine.
.3
Hinata follows them quickly.
Momo sensed the anger building up inside of me and quickly left the room.
"Hey, why's everyone leaving?" She whines.
I use my scary voice again, "Cause your a whiny bitch."
"You heard me, now listen up. You can't tell me who I love and do not love! You can't tell me who exist and does
not exist! So i suggest you shut the fuck up BEFORE I CUT YOU!"
"Yeah right," Sakura rolls her eyes again.
"THAT'S IT!" A grab a knife from the kitchen and come at her faster than I thought I could go.
I stab Sakura's arm, then her stomach.
She doubles over and starts cursing quietly.
I give her a sadistic smirk, put the knife back, and put on shy girl again as people start crowding the room.
"S-Sakura-chan!" I fake gasp.
"Tell anyone about our little meeting and I'll do more than shank you," I growl so only she could hear.
"Wh-What happened?" I stare wide-eyed.
"I... I just had a little accident," Sakura mumbles.
"A little accident?" Tenten questions. "That's not so little."
Sakura just sighs, and sits down on the floor again.
"L-Lets just continue the game." I offer.
Everyone sits in a circle again, continuing the game.
This went on till dinner.
Then we went to sleep.
~~~(The next day)~~~
Flavia's P.O.V
We walk through Konoha's gates totally normal.
We wander around through Konoha, looking for Kitsune.
That's when I spot here in front of the ramen shop with Hinata, Momo, and a bandaged up Sakura.
"YAOI-CHAN!" I cheer, glomping her.
"H-Hi...?" Kitsune gives a small smile.
"Whoes she?" Hinata asks politely.
"Th-This is my other f-friend, Flavia," Kitsune explains.
Why the fuck is she stuttering?
Momo pulls me to the side to explain.
"I like your hair!" Ino points out to me.
That's when Tobi grabs Kitsune into a hug.
"KITSUNE-CHAN! I MISSED YOU SOOOOO MUCH!" Tobi cheers. "LETS GO HOME!"
"Whoes he?"
Kitsune's P.O.V
The first thought that comes to mind, "Mada-"
Tobi slings me over his back and start running off.
"TOBI WAIT!" Momo calls out. "WHERE'RE YOU GOING?"
Tobi takes me to an alley a bit far off.
"Ok, what's going on?" Tobi glares using his Madara voice.
"I narrowly avoided being prisoner by playing shy girl!" I huff crossing my arms. "And I must admit, its pretty hard."
He cocks his head slightly, "And why're you playing shy?" The Tobi voice again.
"First, your not freaking me out with the whole Madara Tobi switch... Much." I put my hands on my hips. "Second,
I'm making friends, staying safe, and vacationing."
Madara glares, "How do you know-"
"The great Kitsune knows all!" I laugh evily. "Btw, your my new role-model!"
"How," His eye just barely twitches.
"I'm doing your whole Tobi-Madara bit, except replace Tobi with a shy girl, and Madara with an insane, violent
chick." I explain.
"Prove it,"
I sigh, "I-I don't r-remeber h-how I-I got here. P-Please d-don't hurt m-me..." I switch voices. "Fuck off or I'll shank you bitch!" I switch back, "G-Get away!"
He nods, "You have odd acting skills."
"Thank you! Teachers say I shouldn't use it for evil." I giggle, and switch voices again. "S-So wh-what're we
doing n-now, M-Madara-chan...?"
"We're going back to the Akatsuki base of course!" Madara goes back to Tobi.
"W-Well, let's go," I give him a sly smile. "TO THE akatsuki BASE!"
I run off, with him behind me.
Right into Itachi.
"Ugh... How LONG were you standing there!" I exclaim.
"Long enough," He rolls his eyes. "So, Tobi's your role model now? Let's see how that works out."
"What's that spose to mean!"
He just smirks and walks off.
Once back at the Akatsuki base, I was pissed.
Flavia told me the whole story of what happened when Konoha found me.
"Oh, I SEE." I glare walking up to Pein. "You didn't even want to save me or help me in any way, eh? Maybe I
should've told em I was a spy instead! Then told em all your damned secrets Na-Ga-To! But nnoooo, I was nice enough to not do that!"
Pein just rolls his eyes.
"And I guess I won't tell you what I know," I grumble walking off.
"Kitsune." He grabs a clump of my hair and pulls me back. "Spill it,"
"Do a hear a sorry?" I pout.
"..."
"Do I see a 50 bucks?" I go for something more realistic.
He grimaces at me, but pays the money.
"Ok, Tsunade seems to have a soft spot for lost kids. Naruto is a bit naive, Sakura isn't as tough as she seems and is TOTALLY scared of me! Which is a bit of an accomplishment. Aaannd, Kakashi will soon develop a new Sharingan that allows him to send stuff to another demension! And because I can tell the future, Deidara will lose his forearm to the skill. Aaaaand, Lee and Gai are the strongest in Taijitsu. Ummm, what else? I think that's all for the time being,"
"The time being?" Pein questions.
"Well I can't avoid Konoha forver, imma visit every now and then," I shrug. "And I'm still mad at you!" I stomp off to go bug someone.
~~~(In Konoha)~~~
Ino runs into the hokage's office.
"Hokage-sama! Momo and Kit have been kidnapped!"
"By who?" Tsunade looks up from her paper work.
"Ummm, a guy with an orange mask, this blonde that Momo claimed looked like me, and Itachi Uchiha!" Ino explains.
Tsunade freezes.
~~~(3 Days later)~~~
"I'M BORED!" I yell at the lamp.
"Yelling at a lamp won't help," Zetsu points out.
[A/N: Zetsu dosen't have the venuc fly trap thing on his head in this story!]
"It might!" I pout.
"No. It won't." He rolls his eyes.
I start petting his hair, which was oddly soft.
"Stop," He pushes my hand away annoyed.
"What is with you people and your weird hair?"
"Says the girl with red hair."
"Says the guy with green hair!"
He dosn't reply.
"Well fine, I didn't wanna talk to you anyways!" I cross my arms and walk off.
What a lie, I did wanna talk to him.
Zetsu's P.O.V
"Well fine, I didn't wanna talk to you anyways!" Kitsune crossed her arms and stomped off.
I catch the look in her eyes as she walked off.
I sigh, she seems sad.
The following morning...
Kitsune's P.O.V
Pein barges into the room, flipping on the light.
Me and my friends, lay still, trying to sleep more.
"Get up," He starts shaking me.
I mumble something along the lines of "go away" and continue my sleep.
He goes onto Flavia, also shaking her.
Because she's a extremly heavy sleeper, she turns around, swinging her pillow.
I hold back snickers as the pillow attacks Pein.
Pein shakes Momo, getting a few mumbled curse words.
He sighs annoyed, then rips the blanket off the bed, "GET THE FUCK UP!"
Momo shoots up surprised, Flavia screams as she falls out the bed.
But I hold still, ignoring the cold.
"Get up, Kitsune," Pein says calmly walking over to me.
Nothing.
He wraps his arms around my chest and pulls me out the bed, "Last chance to get up the easy way,"
I let him drag me to where ever.
He sits me down on something hard and cool.
After a few seconds, COLD ASS water assaults me.
I scream out, then fail at getting out the tub.
After the third try, I flop onto the bathroom floor.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!" I snap, shivering.
"To wake you up," Pein pats my sopping head. "Now then, you three girls have wake-up."
With another splash of water, Pein is gone.
"A clone...?" I stand up, and almost fall again, slipping on water.
I make my way back to my room, changing into my wake-people-up outfit.
Momo and Flavia do the same, snickering.
"Quit snickering! It's not funny!" I slap the back of both their heads.
We go to wake people up.
Deidara's P.O.V
I was laying in bed peacefully, when my door opens and I hear talking.
I mentally sigh and go back to sleep.
"Deidara." A voice recognized as Momo's.
Poke. Poke.
I don't answer.
"Deidara!" Then Flavia, who also pokes my face.
I just grunt annoyed.
"DEI-DA-RA!" Kitsune pulls on my hair.
"What, un?" I sit up, finally opening my eyes.
Expecting to see 2 oddly dressed girls and one with my clothes on, I was caught off-gaurd.
"Get the fuck up!" Momo complains.
She was wearing a black mini skirt, a red tube-half-shirt thing, and brown bunny ears and tail.
Flavia was wearing a light brown half shirt with ruffles on the edges, light pink booty shorts, and a racoon tail and ears.
Kitsune's was the most surprising... She didn't seem like the person the wear that kinda stuff. She had a pale blue, lace shirt that was plenty see-through, except for where her boobs were. It cut off under her chest. She had dark blue short-shorts that kept riding up her ass. And she was wet, which might explain why her... Er...
Forget I started that sentence.
My P.O.V
I pull on my shorts reapetedly, very annoyed.
I watch as Deidara's face turns pink and his eyes widen.
"Are you up?" I tap on his head.
"Ahm, yes!" He jumps back. "Why're you wet?"
"Pe-leader-sama woke me up very rudely," I huff.
"Come down to breakfast!" Momo instructs.
"Yeah, in a minute, un," Deidara mutters laying back down.
"Don't make us come back in here!" Flavia threatens.
"TO ITACHI'S ROOM!" I announce, pulling on the shorts again. "Fucking shorts! Gah!"
We bound into Itachi's room, quietly.
Itachi's P.O.V
I'm awaken by 3 annoying girls, Yelling my name over and over.
After a few seconds of this, I shoot up glaring, "WHAT?"
"Yeesh, someones not a morning person!" Momo points out.
"What're you wearing!" I was still annoyed.
"Wake-People-Up outfits!" Kitsune cheers.
"Get the fuck out!" I through some kunai at them.
They squeal and run out, failing at finding the door a few times.
Flavia peeks back in, "Oh, and come down to breakfast- EEEE!"
She slams the door back as another barrage of kunai come.
Hidan's P.O.V
Those 3 annoying brats run into my room squealing like pigs.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-" I cut myself off noticing their outfits.
"Wakey wakey Hidan!" Kitsune bounds up to me.
"Hm,"
"Time for breakfast!" She drops her hands to her sides.
Momo's P.O.V
"Nice outfit," Hidan points out, a pervy look on his face.
Me and Flavia start snickering uncontrolably.
Hidan gropes Kitsune's boob, smirking.
Kitsune lashes out on him screaming and punching, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! YOU OUTTA BURN IN HELL! YOU DON'T TOUCH ME UNLESS I TELL YOU TOO!"
Now me and Flavia were cracking up on the floor, rolling around and clutching our sides.
"STOP LAUGHING BEFORE I COME AFTER YOU!"
My P.O.V
One at a time, we woke members up. Getting different reactions. Lol, some were better than others!
Now time for Pein!
We stare at the guy taking up the whooole king sized bed.
"On the count of three, we jump on him!" Momo instructs.
"One, two three!" (Flavia)
The three of us dog pile on Pein, jolting him awake.
His face was PRICELESS!
I burst out laughing and fall off the bed