What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

Garrets P.O.V

Heh heh.

They're trying to get us to go to bed again.

Good luck to them.

When I walk into the living room... Well, what a scene.

Kisame knocks Flavia's fourth energy drink out her hand.

Sasori holds her still as Kisame pours half a gallon of water in her mouth.

After a few seconds, Flavia holds her stomach, then barfs up water and energy drink.

"Sick!" I laugh. "Shes swimming in her own barf!"

"Shut up, Garret!" Flavia gets up and heads for her room.

Hidan follows soon after with a cup of warm milk.

I peek into the room to see Flavia chugging half the milk down and falling soundly asleep.

"One down! Two to go, un!" Deidara cheers.

Momo's P.O.V

I was sitting on the couch, minding my own business, when Itachi and Deidara stand in front of me holding a stereo.

I hadn't slept for 2 days, being the defiant bitch I am.

They blast rock music at me, and I was out in 5 seconds flat.

No ones P.O.V

"Wow. Kitsune wasn't lying when she said she'd be out like a light," Itachi comments, shutting off the music and carrying her to the room.

Deidara plops onto the couch, watching TV.

Garret runs past him, tripping on his out stretched foot.

"DAMNIT!"

Sasori picks him up and takes Garret to his room.

"Put me down, puppet!" Garret struggles(and fails) to get away.

Sasori throws the boy on the bed and glares, "GO TO BED!"

SLAM!

The puppet master locks the door and stomps off.

"Dat hurted..." Garret mumbles.

Kitsune's P.O.V

I'd gotten used to traveling Zetsu's way.

He drops me off in the Sound village.

"Aw man, why'd I have to come here!" I whine.

"Cause it's the closest to the Rain Village, which is where the base is," Zetsu explains patiently. "*Now quit being a bitch and do your mission*"

"Don't call me a bitch,"

"Sorry," Zetsu shrugs. "*Bitch*"

He morphs out before I could reply.

I wander around the village i hated so much, looking for something to do, something to spy on.

"I AM CORNOLIO!" I yell, just to see if I'd get any attention.

Just barely.

I walk to a new part of town, "I AM THE GREAT OROCHI- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I couldn'T even finish the sentence!

He ain't all that great.

People were staring at me now, like I was insane.

Which I probaly was.

I close my eyes and try to remember the basic area of Orochimaru's hideout from the anime.

"Ummmm, let's see here..." I talk to myself. "There were trees... Just barely... A bunch of stone, open land... And a cave..."

I look around for said description.

"...DAMNIT!" So much for that plan.

I check myself into a hotel for the night, to lazy to practice with chakra.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Oh, Kitsune~!" An unfamiliar voice teases. "Wake the fuck up!"

I open my eyes and see two pink eyes inches from me.

I scream and roll away, forgetting the fact that I was in a small bed.

Hidan laughs at me falling face first into the floor.

"Bitch face! Why the hell are you here!" I snap.

"For your report on Sunagakure," Kakuzu rolls his eyes.

"Okay, okay... Gaara is currently the kazekage, he dosen't want anything to hurt his village! He has the one-tailed Shukaku in him. Temari fights with this big ass fan! Kankuro is a puppet master, just like Sasori! How weird that there's only to people in this entire world who works with puppets... Meh. The Sand village needs a few more shops, and a little more wooded area. Using real trees. And that's all I got,"

"You talk a lot," Kakuzu points out. "Dosen't your mouth get tired?"

"Yeah, actually it does. Toss me a water bottle?"

Kakuzu tosses me a bottle from the mini fridge.

I chug it down within a minute and a half.

I toss the bottle aside and plop back down into my bed, falling back asleep.

~~~~~~

My awakening isn't pretty.

I decieded walking with my eyes half open was a good idea...

...until I busted my lip on the safe.

I roll around on the ground, holding my mouth, muffled yells nonstop with cursing.

Tobi's/Madara's P.O.V

I watch with plenty of amusement, the girl rolling on the floor.

She was yelling something along the lines of "Fuck you safe" and "My fucking lip, ow!".

I sit on the bed, waiting for her to finish.

Kitsune sits up and looks at her reflection in the safe.

"Ow... Ow... Ow..." She repeatedly kept poking the bloody gash.

Bigger than expected.

"Poking it won't help," I comment.

If you've ever wondered if you could jump 3 feet in the air while on your knees, you can.

Kitsune just did.

She whips her head my direction, her hair(as she put it) attacking her.

"What is with you people and sneaking in!" She rants. "Haven't you people ever heard of walking through the front door! I'm starting to think you really are trying to give me a heart attack!"

"Calm down, Kitsune,"

"No! I won't calm down! Cause I just busted my fucking lip on this damned safe! And I can't even use it cau-"

I throw the pillow at her to shut her up.

"Hey!" She whines, throwing it back.

"Done yet?"

Kitsune nods poutingly and sits next to me, "Ok, you can talk now, I'm done,"

"What day do you wanna train?"

Kitsune's P.O.V

I decieded to push the thoughts out of how long he's been here, and think of the question at hand.

"Hmmm..." I tap my chin. "Mondays out cause those are my free days... Tues-"

"Tuesdays and Thursdays are taken," He comments.

"...Friday?" I expect him to say that day was taken too.

"Good, good..." He mutters. "And another thing, your mission over. Pein realized that your a bit inexperienced to infiltrate Orochimaru's head quarters,"

"That's insulting!" I answer poutingly.

"You can't even jump than 10 feet."

"Yeah, well... Psh." I couldn't think of a comeback. "I can jump 9 feet!"

"Your only skill right now is acting,"

"Y-You say th-that like i-it's a bad th-thing..." I mumble, going into emo mode.

I hug my knees and stare off into space.

"Kitsune?" The Uchiha taps my head. "What's with the change in mood?"

"I got bored," I shrug.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..." Madara rolls his eyes. "Let's just go,"

"You gotta carry me," I defiantly say.

He slings me over his shoulder and runs off.

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"I'M HOME!" I yell at the top of my lungs, busting into the base.

"Kitsune!"

My friends(and brother) hug tackle me to the ground.