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I own my OC, Jamie Elliot and the OC Raissa Olive who will be an important and main character at the second part of this series. (I'm making it three parts!)

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29. Jamie's Ultimate Victim

Jamie smiled as her and Mark walked through the dripping cave that the holy sword, Excalibur, occupied. She was well aware that Excalibur was the most annoying creation besides Black Star, and that was just fine with her. The weird white man didn't know that everyone of his provisions would be stomped on, and ever nerve would be tested.

Jamie giggled with maniacal glee at the prospect of the perfect victim.

Mark glanced at his meister before shaking his head and continuing forward. She was a little crazy, but he was stuck with her till he became a Death Scythe, so he had to ignore it and move on.

He was wondering why Black Star and Kid had been so worked up about the sword. He didn't know anything about it, unlike Jamie, and couldn't decide whether or not to take the pleas seriously. So Mark had just let Jamie follow her own inner madness.

Finally, the two, and secretly just behind them, Black Star and Kid, reached the center of the cave where the sword rested buried into the dirt of the small island.

Jamie jogged up and grabbed the symmetrical handle, pulling him out.

With a flip and a flash, the patronizing white man stood in front of Jamie. Tipping his stove pipe hat and shaking his cane, Excalibur bowed. "My lady." he piped politely, "You are a FOOL for coming her, I do not take women meisters."

"I didn't come here to be your partner." she grimaced, her vein in her forehead throbbing at the earlier sexist comment, "You FOOL!"

The obtuse creature stared, "FOOL, I am not a fool. You are. But I like your spunk, maybe I'll reconsider. I will tell you of the 1000 provisi. . ."

"FOOL! I wouldn't take you as a partner if you were the last weapon on Earth." Jamie interrupted. Excalibur's vein showed red on his forehead, because of his skins color. Jamie was very satisfied with this, and it only added fuel to her fire. "I have provisions for you! If we are to become partners! There are 8000 of them!"

Excalibur swallowed, "Provision 130 of my clearly states that the meister I chose can not demand anything from me."

Jamie smiled, "Well, number 3677 is that my weapon must obey me at all times."

"Why is it 3677?"

"Hey! Your not allowed to ask. That's number 930 of my provisions." Jamie retorted, folding her arms.

Excalibur had protruded veins all over his forehead. He would do anything if Hiro were to come back, or Black Star and Kid. As long as he didn't have to see this girl again. She was so annoying.

The faeries all hid behind stalagmites and stalactites, enjoying the obvious displeasure the holy sword was then under. He'd been driving them crazy forever. They'd have to remember to tell that girl thanks.

"Are you quite done?" Excalibur asked irritably, "I have a master to attend too." he lied. Jamie feigned innocence, "Well darn, I thought you were up for grabs!" she pouted and kicked a rock, "Well, it was worth a try." Jamie Elliot then pretended to dejectedly walk from the room until she got far enough away, then she bolted and stopped in a small meadow to laugh her butt off.

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I wanted Excalibur in here, so I put him in! I also put in some Jamie taunting. She hasn't pissed anyone off in awhile ^.^

Review please, or Jamie's next victim. . . Will be you!

Jamie: "True story, I'm running out of victims. (Evil face)