What do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?
Flavia's P.O.V
Me, Momo, Konan, Tobi, Hidan, and Sasori were standing outside of Deidara's door in full shock.
"There's no way you can do that, un,"
"Whaddya mean? I can so do it!" Kitsune snaps.
"Yeah right,"
"I can!"
"You cannot fit the whole thing in your mouth, un!"
"Oh yeah? Watch me!"
"..."
"Mmf!"
"Mmmm~! I guess you can, un!"
"Mm-hm!"
"But just barely, un."
"..."
"Ah!"
Me, Konan, and Momo stare at the door blushing
We gotta open this door.
Kitsune's P.O.V
"There's no way you can do that, un," Deidara raises his eyebrow.
I cross my arms defiantly, "Whaddya mean! I can so do it!"
"Yeah right," Deidara holds up 20 bucks.
"I can!"
"You cannot fit the whole thing in your mouth, un!"
"Oh yeah? Watch me!" I shove the entire dango ball into my mouth.
Now this dango ball was the size of mine and Deidara's fist put together.
Which is pretty big.
I can fit this in my mouth, but not my fist.
"Mmf~!" I pump my fist in a cheering motion.
"Mmm, I guess you can, un,"
"Mm-hmm!"
"But just barely, un,"
I glare and punch his shoulder hard.
"Ah!" He backs away and rubs his arm.
Sasori, Momo, Flavia, Konan, and Hidan burst in the room wide-eyed, the females blushing.
"What the HELL is going on in here?" Konan stares.
"Mm, mmm! Nn wha oo ink!" I huff, having problems with getting the dango ball out my mouth.
"Turns out Kitsune can fit a huge dango ball in her mouth, un." Deidara shoves the money and my pocket and stares supiciously. "What'd you THINK was happening?"
"Ah-ha-ha-ha..." Momo laughs nervously. "Umm, n-nothing.. Uh..."
Deidara rolls his eyes.
"I-ara! Elk! I shuck!" I wave my hands frantically to get his attention.
"Wooow," He rolls his eye(s?). "Swallow it,"
"I Ooo ig!"
"Told you, un,"
"I-ara!"
"Ok, ok un!" Deidara tilts my head back.
"I don't think I wanna know how he'll get that thing out..." Sasori mutters, leaving.
The others follow as Dei scoops a piece out.
My mouth hurts...
Zetsu looks in curious, "What the hell were you thinking? A giant piece of dango? Really? Your gonna break her jaw,"
"Hey! It was her idea, un. I didn't think she'd eat it whole..." Deidara tries to close my mouth, to no avail. "Zetsu, help me out here, un,"
Zetsu rolls his eyes, but comes help with my rescue.
After about 30 minutes, they got all the dango out.
"My moth is shoooooo sowre!" I announce. "...Ah shwit..."
The two guys snigger, then rush out the room to avoid my wrath.
"Nwevah agin..." I pout.
~~~~~~~~
I head to dinner and keep my mouth shut.
Harder to talk, it got work.
"I wait I liwfe."
Translation: I hate my life.
I massage my jaw, and dig into the ramen.
"You people have got some dirty minds, un!"
"Sorry! It just sounded wrong!" Flava pouts.
"I will on't et wha Ooo ot..." I mutter.
Trans: I still don't get what you thought.
Sasori rolls his eyes and shoves a piece of wasabi in my mouth.
...
"OT! OT!" I spit the food out and glare at the puppet, the effect ruined from me fanning my mouth. "Itch."
"Itch?" Sasori teases.
"Oo kno wha I men,"
"What's wrong with your speech?" Pein questions.
"She shoved a big ball of dango in her mouth, it did something," Zetsu gives the short version.
"Dumbass." Pein sighs.
"It's probaly just swollen," Konan gets some ice out the fridge. "Put this in your mouth,"
I do so and listen to the conversation.
And then...
"Ok, everyone I have an announcement," Pein says.
My swelling went down! Haha! Thanks Konan!
"GIMME BACK MY ICE CREAM!" Flavia snaps.
"Ok ok!" Garret gives her the ice cream back.
"Hmph,"
"You guys done?" Pein rolls his eyes.
The two nod.
"As I was saying-"
"Hey Hidan! I just remembered something!" I announce.
"What?" Hidan mumbles.
"You piss me off!"
"Fuck you!" Hidan.
"You wish you could!" Me.
"You wish I wish I would!"
"Think what you wanna thnk, but it's not gonna happen!"
"SHUT UP!" Pein snaps.
"Sorry..." I mumble.
"Anyways, I'd like to welcome our 4 new members," Pein finishes.
Kisame spits out his drink, "WHAT!"
"Hahaha! You know you love us!" Flavia teases.
"And Tobi is going to train the four new members," Pein adds.
Momo does her spit take, "WHAT!"
I laugh my ass of at the fact that Itachi was in the way of her spt take.
He glares at my friend.
"Sorry Itachi!" She sniggers.
"Training starts tomorrow," Pein concludes his announcement. "You can go back to being dumbasses now,"
"I AM CORNOLIO!" I stand up on my chair.
"FWAAAAAA!" Garret stands up on his.
"AAAAAAADVENTURE TIME!" Flavia jumps up on her chair.
"REGULAR SHOW!" Momo stands up.
"It's anything but!" Us other three add.
"Yaoi-chan, your so unglompable," Momo comments.
"Whaddya mean? I'm TOTALLY glompable!" I huff.
"Riiight, not even Tobi has glomped you. Your unglompable."
"He's glomped me before!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"When?"
"Yesterday. The day before. Last week." I list.
"Suure,"
"I'm serious!"
"Put a banana in your ear!" Flavia sings.
"A banana. In my ear?" Garret comments.
"Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true!"
"Says who?"
"So true! That all your fears will disapear! The bad of the world is hardly here! When in your ear a banana cheers, so c'mon put a banana in your ear!" Flavia bows, being all dramatic.
I throw Itachi's ice cream in her face.
This recieves a glare from both of them.
The two stand up, ready to rip my head off.
"HELP!" I grab onto Pein's cloak and hide behind him.
"How?" He rolls his eyes.
"I don't know, your the leader! Lead or something!"
"..."
"..." I get up like nothing happened. "Sooo, when does training start?"
"Tomorrow,"
"But that's MY DAY." I whine. "I don't wanna go first!"
"Get over it(un)," The whoooole table comments.
"Hmph." I grab a frying pan and walk off.
"Hey! Where're you going with my frying pan?" Konan complains.
"It's my art! Better than Deidara's!" I tease.
"That's art, un?"
"Yep,"
"Yeah right,"
"Psh, well its better than yours!"
"No way,"
"Yes way! My art could kick your arts ass!" I toss the pan on the ground.
"Shut up, un!"
A glop of clay lands in my pan, he does his little handsigns.
"Everyone hit the deck!" Flavia shouts, hiding under the table.
Other goofballs follow suit, while the others simply poof out the room.
"KATSU!":
"AHHHH!" I dive into the cabnet.
I wait until I hear Deidara's triumphant laugh.
I crawl out smirking.
"Have you both lost your mind!" Konan screams, coming out from under the table.
"Maaaybe..." I turn to Deidara. "My art won."
"No it didn't it didn't do anything, un!"
"Yes, but your art made it awesomer," I tease.
"You USED my art, un!"
"Yeeaaahhh," I pick up my pan, the immdeiatly throw it up, yelling stuff about it being hot.
THUNK!
Betrayed by my own weapon.
I fall to the ground and pass out.
Garret's P.O.V
"Fail," I comemnt.
"Ultra fail!" Momo laughs, poking her unconcious friend.
Deidara cracks up, "Clumsy ass bitch, un!"
Pein dumps ice cold water on Kitsune, making her rocket to her feet, rubbing her head.
She picks her pan up more carefully this time, and triumphantly weilds it.
"Haha! Just as I planned!" She triumphs.
"Sure it was," Sasori rolls his eyes.
"So you also planned getting knocked out and burning your hand?" Tobi acts like he's in awe. "Woow, what skills!"
"Ah, shut up," Kitsune pouts. "I don't need your sarcasm,"
"Your an idiot," Pein checks out the burns on my hand.
"I am not!"
"Do you really wanna start this again?" Pein raises his eyebrow.
"...no..." Kitsune mumbles. "Ohh Hidaaan..."
Kitsune walks up to the clueless albino with the frying pan behind her back.
"What bitch?" Hidan glances at her.
THUNK!
Kitsune hits him where the sun don't shine.
"That's gotta hurt..." I mumble.
"Score 3 for the girls!" I pump my fist in the air.
"What was score one and two?" Itachi asks.
"Tricking Deidara and blackmailing Garret."
"Of course... How many points do we have?"
Kitsune pauses and does the math, "Hmm, lets see... The time you captured me plus... Pe-Leader-sama torturing me... Itachi punching Flavia in the boob... The grand total is 6!"
"Wooow." Momo rolls her eyes. "We're 3 down,"
"Deidara! Look what you did to my kitchen!" Konan punches the blonde upside the head.
I laugh quietly at the male blonde, LOSING.
"Haha! 4 Points for girl!" Kitsune writes the score down on a dry erase board.