do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

We were sitting in our room, thinking up a name for Konan.

"Ok... Anime related names..." Momo mumbles.

"Tentacles?" Flavia offers.

"No way, that names reserved for Garret," I complain.

"Konata?" Momo smirks.

"Ok, thats being written on the list," I write it down.

We go through many many names, only 6 of them being written down.

"So, the finalist are: Konata, Blue, Bonnie, Smutt, Icha, and Rape," I announce.

"Lets try it out!" Flavia claps. "Hey Smutt-chan, watcha doin?"

"Rape-chan! Help!" Momo laughs.

"Icha-chan, how's it going?" I try one out.

"Blue-chan! She hit me!" Flavia shakes her head.

"Bonnie-chan! It's a dog name!" Momo teases.

"Konata-chan, what up!" I wave.

"Hmmm... It's between Smutt and Rape..." Flavia mumbles.

Konan bursts into the room with a sack.

She quickly slams the door and locks it, then does some handsigns.

"There... Sound proof." Konan mumbles.

"So Konan-chan, which name do you like better?" I shoot up to my feet. "Smutt-chan or Rape-chan?"

"And those are choices because?" Konan raises her eyebrow.

"Because they go with Yaoi, Yuri, and Hentai,"

"Hmm... I guess... Rape-chan..." Konan blushes. "How often... Would you call me that?"

"When things aren't so serious, or we're having a meeting," Flavia answers.

"Oh ok," Konan shrugs. "And heres your porn,"

She dumps the sack out on the bed.

"I CALL FIRST DIBS!" I shout, diving into the pile.

"Hey look! These are all from different animes!" Momo notices.

"KYAAAAA!" Flavia cheers. "IT'S SASODEI!"

"Wow..." Momo marvels at the pile. "So much yaoi... So many pairings... So much anime,"

"Ok, now that it's all split up, find a good place to hide it," Flavia instructs. "Hey Rape-chan, you can borrow any of ours at any time,"

"Haha, thanks," Konan blushes and smiles sheepishly. "That name's gonna take some getting used to,"

"You know Tobi's secret... Right Rape-chan?" I cock my head to the side.

Konan nods slowly.

"Oh good, we have our own little secret then!" I chuckle.

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Ok, I might've pushed my luck to far this time... Shit.

"YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Hidan screams.

"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" I scream twice as loud. "I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"

I said a few things... he said a few things... i said some very bad things... we cussed each other out... and now this is happening.

I start running up the stairs, but trip and fall back down.

That just distracts Hidan, so now he;s rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.

"Yeah yeah,. laugh it up unicorn." I grumble, going up the stairs more slower this time.

I run up the steps, stop for a quick break to catch my breath, and continue up to my room.

"Oh gawd.." I start breathing super heavy. "So many stairs!"

I lean on the wall and close my eyes to rest real quick.

Tobi/Madara's P.O.V

Me and Deidara were walking down to hall when we see Kitsune... Sleeping on the wall.

"Fuck joo..." She mumbles, turning over.

She falls to the floor.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!" She screams, snapping awake.

"ACTUALLY, un. You did it yourself," Deidara corrects.

"Hm..." Kitsune rubs her head. "What time is it?"

"3:00"

~~~(2 Days later)~~~

Momo's P.O.V

I walk onto the training grounds, hands on my hips, looking for Tobi.

"Nice place," I aprove. "Ya know, other than the weapons all over the ground,"

"Hey Momo-chan!" Tobi hops in front of me. "Ready to train!"

Why am I being trained by a high 6 year old trapped in a guys body?

"Yeah, sure," I shrug. "But if we're gonna train, you've gotta teach me an awesome jitsu so Yaoi-chan dosen't pass me up!"

"Well, what do you wanna learn? You've already got your chakra control down pretty good!"

"Not pretty good, VERY good! I've been practicing!" I gloat.

He's Tobi, he won't care.

"Oh really?" Tobi teases. "I bet your not better than Tobi!"

"Uh-huh!" I pout.

"Well if you wanna learn an awesome jitsu, you've gotta know your element!" Tobi explains.

"And how would I do that?" Hands on my hip again.

Tobi pushes a small piece of paper into my hand, then closes said hand into a fist.

"Now you must focus, Momo-chan!"

I focus on the paper... Then my mind starts to wander.

I start to think back when my stepdad tryed to kill me by burning down the house.

That's when I started living with Flavia... It's... Hard to live with Kitsune.

I clench my fist even tighter, then quickly pop my eyes open.

I open my hand, and that piece of paper turned to ASH.

"Woah... Tobi! What happened to my paper!" I shake my hand to get the ash off.

"It told you your element, it's fire!" Tobi announces.

"Hmm... That explains it..."

"Explains what?"

"It's just... I've had a lot of problems with fire... I don't wanna talk about it," I shrug. "NOW TEACH ME A FIRE JITSU!"

"Ok ok!" Tobi holds his hands up defensivly.

He shows me the handsigns.

"No, your thumb goes here and your middle finger goes here!" Tobi fixes my single handsign.

~~~~

"Ok... Now I get it!" I announce.

I do the hand signs and take a deep breath, "Fire style, Fire ball jitsu!"

It feels kinda... Weird... To have fire spewing out your mouth.

"Fuck!" I hold my hand. "Oww, I burned my hand..."

"Great job, Momo-chan! You've got it down!" Tobi praises.

"Woohoo! Yay! Thanks Tobi!" I hug the masked boy, then dash off to the base.

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"Haha! I learned a jitsu!" I cheer.

"Which one?" Kitsune looks up from her book.

"Your reading a book?" Flavia questions.

"I learned Fireball jitsu!" I explain. "And it took FOREVER to learn the handsigns!"

"Kewwwlllll... Do it!" Kitsune claps.

"...In the living room?"

"Yeah,"