do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?


Garret's P.O.V

"Hey Tobi! Let's get this thing started!" I call out. "I need to learn an awesome jitsu!"

"All of you guys wanna learn a jitsu?" Madara sighs. "How annoying,"

"I heard that."

"Heard what, Garret-chan?" Tobi teases.

"I'm not a girl!" I glare. "And drop the act, I know your Madara. I'm sure Kitsune does too,"

Madara glares back, "You two are some intresting kids. How did you learn such information,"

"Well, in our world, this place is a anime that we watch. It also comes as a manga you can read. Kitsune is a total Narutard and is caught up on the show. She's constantly ranting about it, good and bad," I explain. "Her most recent rant is about you and Konan."

"And what was this rant about?"

"Well, I recorded it. So here ya go," I press play on my Ipod touch.

*SON OF A BITCH KISHIMOTO! HOW DARE YOU! YOU KILLED OFF KONAN! SHE'S ONE OF THE FEW KICK ASS KUNOICHI! SO YOU KILL HER OFF FOR THAT! SCREW YOU! I HOPE JASHIN SAMA FUCKS KISHIMOTO UNTIL HE'S DEAD! SPIRIT RAPE HIM! RAAAAHH*

Theres a loud crash from the phone, because Kitsune knocked over a vase with a watermelon.

*AND THEN YOU HAVE THE NERVER TO BARELY SHOW MADARA'S FACE! A MASK DOES NOT STAY ON LIKE THAT! AND YOU KILLED KONAN! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND! STOP CENTERING EVERYTHING AROUND THE UCHIHA'S!

Momo: *walks in* Yaoi-chan! Calm down!

Kitsune: No! Cause Kishimoto killed off Konan!

Momo: WHAT! HE DID WHAT!

Kitsune: AND MA-

Momo: NO SPOILERS! LALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HERE YOU!*

"And that there is a glimpse into my everyday life," I tuck the ipod away safely. "Surronded by 3, screaming fangirls."

"First off, that's just sad." Madara comments. "Second, who is Kishimoto?"

"Masashi Kishimoto is the creator of Naruto," I cross my arms. "Now let's get this training started!"

~~~~~~

I was focused on this paper, trying to figure out my element.

After a few minutes, I take a look and the paper turned to dirt!

"This world will forever amaze me!" I chuckle.

"So, your elemant is earth..." Madara ponders. "I wonder what the other two are..."

"The other ones are lightning, water and wind right?" I ponder. "Either way, the girls are gonna try to attack each other with their elements..."

"Are you serious?" Madara sighs. "It's a wonder how they're so close to each other,"

~~~~~~~~~~~

"Hahah, that's fun," I laugh. "Kitsune's gonna be jeeeaaaalous,"

I do the handsigns and dive under ground, headed towards the base.

~~~~~

When I burst through the ground, Kitsune screams and falls back.

"HAHAHAHA!" I fall back laughing.

"Why you little!" Kitsune jumps at me.

I simply fall back into the ground.

Kitsune pouts at the fact she couldn't get to me.