do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?


Flavia's P.O.V

I bounce onto the training grounds, tripping on a rock and falling into the ground.

Tobi picks me back up, "You ok, Flavi-chan?"

"Yeah!" I smile widely at the guy. "Let's train! I wanna know my element so I can kick Kitsune's ass!"

"Tobi thought Kitsune was Flavi-chan's friend?"

"She is, but she through a pie at me," I shrug. "Ooohhhhh, I hope my element's water! Waters so awesome and- heeey, what's that?"

Tobi pushes a small piece of paper into my hand, "You need to focus, Flavii-chan! No talking!"

I nod, close my eyes, make my hand a fistt, and focus.

After awhile, I stare at the now wet piece of paper.

"HAHA! YEAH! I GOT WATER!" I dance around like an idiot. "Now I can kick Momo's ass!"

"But you can't kick Kitsune's ass, cause water helps lightning," Tobi explains.

"SINCE WHEN IS SHE LIGHTNING!" I exclaim.

"Flashback time!" Tobi announces. "Tobi was in his room when Kitsune barged in looking pissed!"

/"Tobi!" She yelled. "Why're you giving everyone an elemant except me!"

"You didn't ask," Tobi shrugged.

"Th-Then tell me mine!" Kitsune demanded.

Tobi shrugged and gave her a piece of paper.

She calmed down and focused, then after awhile, her paper was crumpled.

"Your element is lightning," Tobi told her.

"Haha! Yes! I'll be better than Kakashi!" She cheered. "Imma be... the Akatsuki's Red Flash!"

"Weird..."/

"wow..." I pout. "No fair... Garret beats me too..."

"Win some, lose some." Tobi shrugs.

"Well... LETS GET TRAINING!"

~~~~~~~~~~

I bound into the living room, which was on the verge of being destroyed.

"FUCK YOU!" Momo screams at Kitsune.

The two were fuming.

"SHUT UP! YOU WISH YOU WERE BETTER THAN ME!" Kitsune screams back. "WITH OUT ME, YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE!"

"SHUT UP!"

"MAYBE I SHOULD'VE JUST LET YOU BURN IN THAT FUCKING HOUSE!"

"FUCK YOU, KITSUNE!" Momo does some handsigns. "FIRE STYLE FIRE PALM JITSU!"

A ball of fire forms in her hand.

"Nooooo stop destroying the living room!" Konan whines.

Kitsune does some handsigns of her own, "LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING FIST!"

A ball of lightning forms in her hand, much bigger than the Chidori.

The two run at each other, in a very Naru-Sasu way.

"BOTH OF YOU STOP IT!" I scream, doing my handsigns. "WATER STYLE: TSUNAMI!"

A wave of water comes from many different places of the base.

It stops both their jitsu's, forcing them to tread water to the nearest floating furniture.

"What the hell is going on!" Pein snaps. "Why is my living room underwater,"

"Die bitch! I hate you!" Momo starts trying to drown Kitsune.

"I hate you more!" Kitsune tackles Momo underwater.

"Drop dead already!" Momo starts kicking Kitsune in the stomach over and over again.

Kitsune struggles to crawl away.

They were on the kitchen table, btw... It floated in here.

"You."

Kick.

"Stupid!"

Kick.

"Good for nothing!"

Kick Kick.

"Orphan!"

Kick.

"BURN IN FUCKING HELL!"

Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp.

I was to stunned to do anything, they NEVER fought.

Kitsune curls into a little ball and starts crying, coughing up blood.

"Fuck you," Momo hisses, kicking her some more.

"Momo, that's enough, un!" Deidara picks said girl up and throws her into the water.

Momo grabs the first sharp thing she could see, 8 years of pain and hate, all being taken out on one girl.

"IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU KITSUNE!" Momo screams, hopping from pieces of furniture to get to Kitsune.

"Deidara... Wait..." Itachi steps in. "Let them prove themselves,"

"To who, un?"

No answer.

Kitsune gets onto her knees, aware of the death threat hanging in the air.

Momo comes at her, slashing like a madman, laughing like a maniac.

Her eyes were literally swirling.

"What's wrong with Momo's eyes...?" I whisper, literally shaking.

Sasori stares, "I think... They're Sharingan,"

Kitsunes eyes turn red, like, 9-tails red.

She goes onto all fours and growls defensively.

"Don't touch me!" Kitsune screeches.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" The two screech at the same time.

The two go at each other with everything.

Scratching, punching, kicking, slapping, biting, grabbing, throwing, and stomping.

"G-Guys..." I whimper, taking a step forward. "...Guys...?"

"I HATE YOU!"

A vase is smashed over Kitsunes head.

"I HOPE YOU DIE!"

Momo shoved into a TV screen.

"STUPID ORPHAN!"

Kitsune bitten.

"DAMNED UNLOVED WHORE!"

Momo punched in the face.

"FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL JITSU!"

Kitsune burned severly.

"LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING SHOWER JITSU!"

Momo zapped to a crisp, hair sticking up.

"I'M SICK OF YOU!" Momo dashes off. "BYE FOREVER!"

Momo disapears out the entrance of the base.

Kitsune stares sadly and angrily at the same time, "Yuri-chan..."

She passes out face first into the table.

"Flavia... What's wrong?" Kisame stares at me.

I was shaking uncontrolably, tears streaming down my face, bad memories entering my mind.

"This can't be happening..."