A/N: OMFG I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING ANY OF MY STORIES! I FEEL SO FREAKING BAD! DX

(Stefan's Voice) Previously on the vampire diaries…

Me: Ahem…I mean…

(Stefan's Voice) Previously on Arranged Marriage to Ian Somerhalder...

Me: Actually…just, go back and read if you don't remember. XD

Chapter 26

"This dress is so uncomfortable!" I drunkenly whined in the back Ian's Audi, pulling the short black dress down. Grrr…

I have to admit, my first birthday present was BEAUTIFUL. It was a black with pink frilly lacy stuff on the top. It was sticking to my sweaty body but it purrrrrrty. Heehee. …Wow. I need to lay off the crack. And the tequila. Haha.

"It looks good though." Taylor winked at me from the front seat and I blushed.

"Especially when you were dancing out there." Ian smirked at me and I giggled.

"Did you ever finish American Psycho?" Tracy asked. She was in the backseat with me (to hold my hair if I puked, I guess) while Taylor and Ian were up front.

"Omahgosh! Yes! It was amazing!"

"Deliciously twisted, huh?" She grinned.

"I still prefer the movie."

Her mouth dropped open in shock.

"What? It has Christian Bale in it!" I exclaimed. "He's yummolicious! Teehee."

Taylor turned to Ian. "I love her when she's drunk."

Ian just laughed.

"Hey!" I said up there, clumsily pointing my finger at them. "I. Am. Buzzed. Not drunk."

Everyone in the car raised an eyebrow at me.

I fanned myself with my hand. "It's frigging hot. I swear I'm sweating tequila from every orifice in my body."

"Orifice, honey?" Ian asked.

"Oh." I blushed, and then frowned. "I meant pore, you pervs! GAWD."

They all just laughed at me.

"See you guys later." Ian said to Taylor and Tracy as they climbed into their car.

"BYE-EEE!" I called after them.

Ian put an arm around my waist and led me up the driveway to the front door. "So did you have fun?" He asked me.

"Of course." I then mimicked a dance move I was doing to the song "Sexy and I Know It" by moving my hands up and down opposite of each other slowly. "Paint the house. Paint the house. Paint the house."

Ian laughed. "Come on, silly girl."

"I not!" I stomped my foot and stared after Ian as he went into the house alone.

"Are you coming?" He turned and looked at me.

I smirked. "No, but I'm sure you could make me. Teehee." I blushed.

Ian rolled his eyes at me as I walked over to him, closing the door behind me. I frowned and crossed my arms clumsily.

"Whaaaat?"

"Oh, I know I could make you, but you know my rules."

"No you sound like Christian Grey." MEGA-BLUSH. Oh crap.

He paused. "What?" His eyes got big.

"Nothing." I tried to walk past him but he grabbed my arm and quickly pulled me against him. I gasped feeling him against my sensitive body.

"Well?" HE looked into my eyes and I about melted. His eyes are sooooo freaking blue.

"Why didn't you ever tell me that you were planning on doing Fifty Shades of Grey?" I frowned.

He laughed. "Don't you try and turn this around on me. When did you read it?"

"I am still reading it. It's under our bed." I confessed, blushing. "I only read it because I heard you were going to be in it. And OMG it is HOT!" I giggled drunkenly.

Ian sighed then smiled. "Just…wow." He kissed me.

I whispered against his lips. "Can I be your Ana?"

"I don't know about in the movie, but you can right now…" He led me to the bedroom and laid me on the bed.

Insert love scene here. Heehee

A/N: SO WHO ELSE IS EXCITED FOR IAN TO PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY! I MUST SEE HIM BE KINKEH! XD