do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

Momo's P.O.V

I run through the forest full speed, I felt bad for trying to kill Kitsune.

...But not that bad.

I scratch my face on branches, repeatedly, unsure on where I was going.

I stop and dig through my backpack.

I pull out some papers.

"Well, if I'm gonna go somewhere, I at least wanna start off on hard." I mutter. "Name... Momo... Taio... Haha thats good."

I continue filling out the papers, "Rank, Chunin. Age, 16. Date of Birth, January 5th."

I finally get it all done, with only one problem.

I had no picture.

I search through my bag for a picture, then find one of me and Kitsune.

I pull put some sissors and start cutting her off carefully.

My heart gets heavier and heavier as I finish.

I throw Kitsune's half out, glue my picture on, and continue on to Sunagakure.

"I will be the best ninja in the world," I yell to myself. "Nothing will stop me! Nothing stands in my way! I'm on my own, and I'm gonna win! Ya here that Kitsune? I'm gonna WIN!"

~~~~

I make it to Suna in 3 days(four counting today) and I got the jitters.

"I wonder if they'll believe this is real...?" I mutter to myself. "Hmm... I'm gonna change out of these. It should help my ninja appearance."

I walk into the first store I see, searching for my perfect ninja outfit.

After spending a whole hour searching through the store, I decieded on an outfit.

I chose red leggings that stopped above my knees with a black mini skirt and a red tube shirt that stopped above my belly button.

I also had fishnet under the shirt, also with some on under leggings.

The shoes I chose were some black ones, that went below my knees.

After I payed for my outfit, I headed for the Kazekage's office.

I wonder if it was Gaara?

It was.

"Good afternoon, Kazekage-sama." I bow slightly. "I've come... From... Iwagakure to continue my ninja life here."

Gaara looks up and stares, "Do you have any papers?"

"Yes," I pull the papers out from my backpack and set them on his desk.

He skims them over, glancing up every now and then.

"Welcome, Momo." He finally says.

I smile big, "Hehe, thank you."

"Give this to the Academy principal, he'll give you a headband," Gaara gives me a piece of official looking paper.

"Thank you," I shuffle out the room, lost on where the hell the academy was.

After some wandering, I find the academy.

Even more wandering.

I find the principal.

"Kazekage-sama said you'd give me a headband!" I bust into the room. "Here's the paper!"

After he looks over the paper, he gives me a black headband with extra long ropes.

I walk out and go inside the bathroom, to tie the thing on.

After many different tries, I deciede to put it on my head, Naruto style.

"I'M GONNA BE THE BEST NINJA EVER, BELIEVE IT!" I shout, then climb out the window all ninja like. "Even if I only know two jutsu..."

I get something to eat, then go to the park.

"I feel like such a hobo..." I mutter, laying on the park bench. "But oh well."

My P.O.V

I glare defiantly at Tobi and Pein.

"I don't CARE if it's late! I want my ninja outfit NOW!"

"Ya know what Kitsune? If I take you to get your ninja outfit, will you leave me alone?" Pein growls.

"Yes." I nod.

"Then let's go." He slings me over his shoulder and does a teleportation jitsu to bring us to the nearest clothing store.

"Thank you!" I hug him, then run off to pick out my outfit.

Flavia went the day before.

She chose out hot pink shorts that went to her knees, black tank top, and black ninja shoes, Naruto style.

I wander around, throwing clothes around.

I had Pein holding the ones that I thought looked awesome.

And now on to the changing rooms.

JUST for the clothes.

"Shopping with your girlfriend?" This random dude chuckles. "Sucktastic ain't it?"

"She's NOT my girlfriend," Pein snaps.

"Yep, we're partners in crime," I comment, walking into the dressing room.

"Oooo, wat kinda crime?" The man wiggles his eyebrows suggetivly.

I whip out my gun and shoot him, "Go away,"

He limps off, looking freaked the fuck out.

Pein hands me the clothes to try on.

I feel kinda bad for him, cause I kept throwing rejected clothes over the door at him.

"Kitsune stop throwing clothes everywhere," Pein grumbles.

"My bad," I step out in the chosen outfit.

I chose some dark blue skinny pants with silver sparkle on them.

My shirt was silver and ripped along the sides, fishnet under it.

"So, whaddya think?" I ask, doing a 360 turn in the mirror.

"It's fine," Pein sighs. "Can we leave now?"

"No! I haven't got my shoes!" I grab his arm and lead him to the shoe section. "So many shoes..."

I eventually chose some black ninja shoes that were Konan style!

Haha!

Pein teleports us back to the base without PAYING.

haha, i LOVE being evil!