A/N: To my cousin: I just got done reading Fifty Shades of Grey HAHAHAHAHAHA! And to everyone else: I PROMISE I am working on my rated M Ian/Jessica story!

Chapter 27

"Jess?" Someone was shaking my shoulder. "Jeeeessssss?"

"Meh." I mumbled.

Ian kissed my lips and I smiled, opening my eyes.

"Good morning starshine, the earth says hello!" he grinned and I rolled my eyes.

"Wooooowww…"

He looked at me innocently. "What?"

Me: eye roll

"Don't make me punish you for that." He smirked.

"What?" I exclaimed. "Are you TRYING to creep me out now?"

"What? It's what Christian Grey does."

"Um…" MEGA BLUSH!

"What?" He then smirked. "Awww, did that turn you on?"

"No!" I yelled…a little too loud.

"It did, didn't it?"

"Well…you…it…he…GAH!" I climbed out of bed. Whoa. Headache. Damn you tequila.

"Sorry, what was that?"

"Oh, nothing." I shook my head. Ow. Bad idea.

"Well the reason I woke you up is because I will be going to New York to audition for Fifty Shades of Grey." (A/N: HELL YEAH, I IZ GOING THAT WAY!)

"And?"

"Would you like to go with me? Nina offered to stay with you if you didn't want to go."

"Nah. I'll stay here." As much as I wanted to go, I was more afraid of ruining his chances of being Christian Grey. DO YOU KNOW HOW SEXY THAT WOULD BE?

I bit my lip. I just realized that we were both naked. Uncovered.

"Yes, we're naked." Ian smirked at me.

"I realize this." I deadpanned.

"We could put it to good use."

I stuck my tongue out at you.

"That too."

"Oh my gosh! Ew!" I rolled my eyes and went into the closet to get dressed. Did I ever mention he was a freaking walk-in closet? I took out my Motley Crue shirt and a pair of dark wash jeans, black panties and my red bra. I got dressed (in front of Ian) and looked at him, wanting him to follow my example.

"Motley Crue? Really?"

I squealed. "You know who they are?"

"Of course. That was back in my day, silly girl."

"EEEP!" I jumped on him. Then remembered he was naked and climbed off of him quickly.

"Aww, I was just getting comfortable."

I rolled my eyes. "Of course you were."

After Ian packed up for his audition trip, Nina showed up, knocking on the door. Ian opened it and hugged her.

I'mnotjealousI'mnotjealousI'mnotjealous…

They broke apart and I started breathing again. Why does she have to be so much prettier than me?

Nina hugged me. "Is Tracy still coming over?"

Ian nodded. "Yeah." Then, in his "gay voice" he said, "Slumber partaaaay!"

"…Wow."

"Girl, you know you like it."

"Would you stop it?"

Ian: Straight face. "No."

Me: Sticks tongue out

Ian: raises eyebrow

Me: "You can't do anything right now, you have a flight." Sticks tongue out again.

Ian: "I will punish you when I get back."

Me: Oh shit. Is he serious?

He winks at me and gives me a quick kiss before leaving.

About ten minutes of awkward girly conversation between Nina and I, Tracy rang the doorbell, and then walked in without waiting for an answer.

"Sup mah sluts?"

Nina laughed nervously, not sure if she was joking.

I laughed. "Such a way with words, as always, Tracy."

"Right?" She grabbed a beer out of the refrigerator, opening the bottle.

Nina leaned over and whispered, "Ian lets her drink?"

I nodded. "He's not her father."

She shrugged. "He lets you drink, so whatever."

I laughed. "Yeah."

30 minutes later

"HE IS PLAYING CHRISTIAN GREY?" Tracy exclaimed. "What a man-whore freak!"

She started laughing so hard she couldn't breathe.

1 Hour after that

Us: Playing karaoke…without a karaoke machine. So really we're just singing along to songs…

Me: "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna…something something something something something something…ah!"

2 hours after that

Me: forever alone

Another hour after that

Sooo, now I'm bored. Nina had to leave because she had to meet some friends and Tracy had a date with Taylor. I checked my Facebook, read some Damon/Elena fanfiction (there's some naught shizz out there…heehee), then crawled into bed around 9:30 to read some of mah Christian Grey naughtiness.

1 hour later

Me: He did what? With her what? And his WHAT?

A/N: As you can probably see, I need some help. I haven't been writing so my brain's like, "YOU DERP NOW YOU CAN'T WRITE ANYMORE!" So any ideas would be good ;)