do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

"Nice outfit, Yaoi-chan!" Flavia approves.

"Thanks! It took FOREVER to put together!" I wave my arms around.

"Flavi-chan! Kit-chan! It's meeting time!" Tobi bounces in with a childish tone.

"Here we come!" Flavia drags me into the dreaded meeting room.

"Meeting of doom number 2!" I announce.

"Next month will be the start of all your missions. That gives enough time for all of you to settle down." Pein explains. "For now, I will distribute the new partners. So get along while you can,"

"New partners, un?" Deidara says hopefully.

"This time, there will be mixed groups of two and three,"

"I wonder who I'm with..." Flavia mutters.

"Itachi, Zetsu, and Garret form one team." Pein states.

"Awesome," Garret crosses his arms. "I'm finally away from those freakish girls."

"Flavia, Hidan, and Kakuzu form the second team,"

"Woohoo! I'm with the zombie bros!" Flavia cheers.

This earns a grimace from Hidan and Kakuzu.

"Kisame and Sasori make the third team,"

"Lucky us," Kisame smirks. "No brats,"

"And lastly, Deidara, Kitsune, and Tobi."

"Damnit, un!"

"Woohoo!" I cheer.

"Aw man! She got the funny ones!" Flavia pouts.

"Yep, cause I'm annoyingly awesome!"

"I'm gonna die, un,"

"Deidara, don't be so dramatic." Pein sighs.

"I'm not being dramatic! First I have to deal with Tobi, hm! And now I have to deal with him AND the new brat!"

"I feel so unloved..." I pout. "Since when am I brat? I thought I was insane?"

"Your insane and a brat, un."

"You know you love me."

No answer, but he dosen't look at me... I WAS RIGHT!

We each go off on our seprate ways, mainly so we could each get along with our new partners.

Flavia's P.O.V

This is pretty damn awesome.

"So where're we going?" I ask.

"Shove it." Hidan glances at me.

"Shove what?"

That's what she said!

"Shove something in your fucking mouth and stop talking!"

"...My mouth dosen't fuck," I PWN Hidan.

Hidan glares at me and keeps walking.

After a few minutes, I pull on his scythe curious to how heavy it is.

"Hey, isn't this thing heavy?" I ask.

"No." Hidan hands it to me. "See?"

I couldn't even lift the thing, let alone fight with it.

I struggled with that thing for a good 3 minutes, and I was already turning red.

Hidan was laughing at me the whole time.

"Sh-Shut up! This thing is heavy!" I huff.

"Not exactly," He picks the scythe up with one hand.

"Jashin forsken scythe." I mutter under my breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothin."

Another 5 minutes of silence passes.

"Kaaakuuuuzuuu! Where're we going?" I whine. "I'm tired!"

"We're going to get something to eat, then I'm gonna see if you can survive the way home."

Guess I'll stick with bugging Hidan.

Garret's P.O.V

"So, where're headed?" I ask impatiently.

"A dango shop." Itachi deadpans.

"And whhhyy?"

"Cause I like dango."

"I KNEW IT!" I shout, causing them both to flinch.

"How're you spose to be a spy if your so loud?" Zetsu questions.

"Meh, I manage."

We come to a small dango shop, that was obviously clueless to the Akatsuki and what they were.

Everywhere else we went, people stared and ran.

"When am I gonna get an Akatsuki cloak?" I try and make small talk.

"Ask leader." Itachi answers.

"You don't talk much do ya, weasel?" I tease.

This recieves a Sharigan glare and a death threat.

"Weeeeeaaaaaaselllllll." I tease some more.

"Hn,"

"I think that's gonna be your nickname from now on,"

"Hn."

"Hey weasel, whoes the last girl you fucked?"

Itachi's hand clenches and he gives me the death glare of doom.

"I've seen scarier," I comment. "The sad part is, they come from my sister."

"And she gives you death glares because?" Zetsu sighs.

"Because I interupt her rants a lot," I explain. "And I tease her about her hair and akatsuki obsession,"

A pinecone gets thrown at me from the bushes, "I mean fetish,"

"What was that?" Itachi questions.

"I dunno." I shrug. "It happens whenever I call something an obsession,"

My P.O.V

This is very... Entertaining.

About now, Deidara was trying to kill Tobi for tripping him.

I laugh at the scene and sit on a rock to watch.

Just as Deidara corners the Uchiha, I yell something out that probaly cost my life.

"Hey Deidara!"

"What, un?" Deidara glares at me.

"I made you a soooong!"

"Yeah. Uh-huh." He turns back to Tobi. "Now where was I..."

"DUN-NUH! DUH-NUH! DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!" I point frantically at Deidara. "DU-NUH! DU-NUH! DUUUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!"

"KITSUNE, HM!" Deidara screams.

I laugh, scream and run all at the same time.

"I'M GONNA FUCKING BLOW YOU TO GOD DAMN PIECES, HM!"

He sounds halarious when he's mad! ...I love the attention... :3

"AHH! TOBI HELP!" I yell randomly, jumping behind him.

"How exactly?" He mutters.

"I don't know! Do your Tobi thing..."

"Ok," Tobi grabs ME and pushes me in front of him. "AHH! TAKE HER NOT ME, SEMPAI!"

Then he runs off.

"TOBI!" I throw my hands up, accidently hitting Deidara in the face.

This just pisses him off more.

I scream in a very Tobi way and run for the base.

"GET BACK HERE, HM!"

An explosion goes off under my feet, knocking me into the base.

I peel myself off the wall and keep running from the explosions.

"Yeah, thanks for alll the help," I pour on the sarcasm, walking into Tobi's room.

I was all... Burnt.

And scratched and bruised.

"What? You said to do something Tobi," He teases back.

I brush my hair, cutting off the singed pieces.

"Why're you always in here?" Tobi finally asks.

"Cause your the only on who treats me seriously..."

Hmm, one thing that will never change about Deidara is his... urge to blow things up.

I swear, if this was a dating sim, I would've lost like 30 to 40 points in the love meter with Deidara.

How am I gonna fix this?

I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! I haven't updated this in ages...