do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?
~~~(1 Month Later)~~~
Deidara's still mad at me, but not as much... let's hope I don't screw it up.
"It's time to collect the tailed beasts." Pein explains our mission. "You'll be going after 1-tails and 3-tails. Gather what you need and set out right away,"
"But wait, that's only 2?" I raise my hand before continuing.
"Yes, Kitsune?" Pein rolls his eyes.
"Shouldn't I be assigned my own?"
"No. You'll assist Tobi and Deidara in catching theirs."
I pout, "But I want my own!"
"No."
"DAMN YOU! YOU SWIRLY EYED BITCH! GIMME MY OWN DEMON TO CATCH!" I snap.
"Good bye."
Tobi and Deidara back out the room.
"NAGATO! GIVE ME MY OWN DEMON TO CATCH!"
"Don't call me that, and your not trained enough,"
"DAMN RIGHT, I AM TRAINED ENOUGH! I'M NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM TILL I GET MY OWN BEAST TO CATCH!"
Woohoo! I got my own beast!
I go to my room and grab my backpack.
In it, I put some money, some clothes, and a snack.
I strap my kunai pouch on and attach my frying pan to my hip(don't ask how).
I run outside to meet Tobi and Deidara.
"Sempai! Deidara! Guess what? Leader's letting me get my own tailed beast!" I cheer. "I got 5-tails!"
Deidara raises his eyebrow, "He actually gave you one?"
"Yeah, but he says I still have to help you guys." I shrug. "Now let's go!"
We walk for a bit, before I start messing with the other two.
"Heey Deidara," I chime.
"What, hm?"
"I know something yoouuu don't!"
"Like I care, hm."
"Would you care if it was Tobi's big ass life changing secret?"
Tobi turns his gaze on me and stops talking to... Who/whatever.
"Tobi dosen't have a secret!"
"Right. Even if Tobi did have a secret, you wouldn't know it, hm,"
I could sense the slight eagerness in his voice.
"I know what his face looks like too!" I add.
"Really?"
"Do want the secret first, or the face?"
"Uh, Kitsune-chan! Stop lying! Tobi has no secret!"
"Secret, hm." Deidara stops walking.
I stop walking too, "His secret is... RIGHT AFTER THESE MESSAGES!"
I then run off and hide.
"WHAT!" Deidara roars. "KITSUNE GET BACK HERE!"
We walk and walk and walk.
Then Tobi does his thing.
"SENPAI! I'M TIRED! LET'S TAKE A BREAK!" Tobi whines. "LET'S GO TO THAT DANGO SHOP!"
And off he goes.
"Your sure don't look tired, hm." Deidara grumbles, follwoing after.
I quickly run to catch up.
A hold back my laughs when Tobi asks Deidara if his art is a rip-off.
"I never knew someone could run so fast," I snicker.
Then theres the big ass explosion and Tobi goes flying through the air.
"You gotta admit, it does look like your art," I make small talk. "The big empty eyes, the wide open mouth." I grab the pig. "It shall be my new pet!"
Deidara rolls his eyes and walks off.
I toss the pig aside and follow, my pan clanking against my thigh.
"Tobi," Deidara stares at the huge turtle thing. "Go get your tailed beast, hm."
"What the hell is wrong with that turtle!" I point. "It looks hella deformed!"
"Shut up, hm."
"Are you still mad at me for not telling you the secret?" I sigh.
I sit back and enjoy the show wheen...
"Go help him, hm."
"What? That THING." I stare awestruck.
We were hovring on his bird BTW.
"Yep." He shoves me off.
I land with a hard thump on the turtles head.
"Fucking OW!" I hold my head.
The... Turtle... roars and starts attacking me.
I fall onto it's back and get whapped by it's tail.
After it's done with that, it just flings me off it's back.
I can't walk on water, people!
So here I am, wading in the water.
And this water is COLD.
There's a big ass explosion and the turtle is knocked out.
"Tobi did it!" Tobi cheers.
I scramble up onto the turtles back, "Great job!"
"Actually, hm. It was my bomb that knocked it out," Deidara jumps in.
"Nu-uh! It was my awesome new jutsu!" Tobi crosses his arms.
I lay back on the turtle, far from Tobi, considering what happens next.
"Tobi, now that your in the Akatsuki, hm. You've gotta be more serious and quiet." Deidara lectures. "And... Tobi?"
Haha, he fell asleep.
And boom goes the Tobi!
I laugh at the scene, extremly satisfied.
"Where to next, Deidara!" I call out.
"We're getting yours, hm." Deidara glares. "No talking,"
"I'LL TALK ALL I-"
BOOM!
I land in the water, yet again.
"Passive agressive bitch!"
Great. I screwed it up again!
Love meter down by another 30..
I shall explain the love meter!
The love meter is this thing that calculates love. It goes up to one hundred.
Deidara and Kitsune: 20% from this point on. (Was at 80%)
Flavia and Hidan: 50% from this point on. (Was at 70%)