do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse? Now what if you and your friends loved to write Lemons?

"Baka!" Deidara smacks me upside my head. "What don't you get by stay hidden, hm?"

"What? I got excited..." I rub my head.

Haha, I got my Akatsuki cloak... Its huuuuge!

We were getting stared at by villagers.

SMACK!

"Stop hitting me!" I hit him back.

"I'll hit you all I want, hm!"

SMACK!

"Deidara!"

SMECK! I hit him back.

SMACK!

SMECKKK!

"We're being stared at, hm..." Deidara sighs.

"THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE STARING AT?" I snap. "GET A LIFE!"

"Let's... Just go... Hm..." Deidara grabs my shirt collar and drags me off.

Tobi jumps in front of us, "I FOUND 5 TAILS!"

"Where is it, hm."

"Gaurding a cave! Tobi got inside and found a box of these!" Tobi whips out something black and rectangular.

Is that what I think it is?

"OH MY GOD TOBI!" I squeal, tackling him. "GIMME GIMME GIMEE! YOU'VE GOT TO SHOW ME WHERE YOU GOT THESE EEEEEEEE!"

"What is it, hm?" Deidara plucks it out of Tobi's hands.

"IT IS AN IPHONE!" I snatch it from him and cuddle it. "My precious... My precious..."

I then notice something weird.

It had a bunch of hearts scratched into the back and a big M.

"Th-This is Momo's..." I plant it in my backpack. "LETS GO GET 5-TAILS!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" I point at the beast sleeping in front of me.

"It's a dolphin, hm."

"Are you BLIND? That THING is not a DOLPHIN."

"She's right, it's a horse." Tobi corrects.

"Your both INSANE." I snap. "It's worse than 8-tails!"

"Just go get your beast, hm. You asked for it,"

I sigh as a loud growl echoes from behind.

Not only did we wake up the beast... We pissed it off.

"AHHHH!" I dodge through the tails and HOOFS attacking me. "SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME!"

"You said you don't WANT our help, hm." Deidara calls out.

I'm gonna DIE from trying this.

I dodge behind the monster, then start climbing up the back.

I hold on tight to the tail as it tries to fling me off, "GOOD HAN! BE GOOD!"

It flings me to it's mouth, and now my cloak caught on its teeth.

I wriggle around, failing at getting free and out of the corner of my eye I see Deidara laughing at me.

There was a loud rip, and I was free falling through the air.

"Ya know what? SCREW YOU!" I grab on to one of its tails and hold on tight.

I somehow end up on its back.

"LIGHTNING STYLE: LIGHTNING PALM!" I slam my palm down HARD on it's back.

This thing SHRIEKS and starts flailing around like crazy.

I fall off it's back again.

I do the lightning palm again on it's leg.

It FALLS OVER.

ONTO ME!

It starts turning back into the jinchuriki host and I stand up triumphantly.

"YEAAHHH~! I KICK ASS!" I do my winning dance, then run into the cave.

Out of all the junk in here...

I grab a new video camera, my Iphone, Flavia's Ipod touch, some cereal, a box of Snickers, and some Naruto manga.

"Kitsune, hm." Deidara stops me. "..."

"Yeah?" I take my hair out its ponytail.

I could hear Tobi yelling for where we went.

"That was pretty good, hm." Deidara smirks. "I didn't think you could do it, hm..."

"Can we go to a bar?"

"No, hm. I have no idea how you are drunk."

"Then can you carry me?"

"Carry you."

"Yep."

"Fine," Deidara rolls his eyes.

I jump onto his back with a yay.

We walk past Tobi, Deidara kicking him awake.

By the time we hit the forest again, I was in the zone and I had my Ipod.

I hook up the earphones and choose my "Sing and Annoy" playlist.

"Back door cracked we don't need a key! We get in for free! No VIP sleeze!" I bounce around. "Drink that Kool-aid follow my lead! Now your one of us, your coming with me! It's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down! To late, we're taking over, no ones getting out! This place about to BLOW-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH."

"Kitsune, hm." Deidara pulls one of my ear buds out. "That song is retarded, un."

"Psh, it's a great song!" I pout. "But fine, I'll choose a different song!"

"Robocop pulled out his gun and was like, BLAKA! BLAKA!" I make a finger gun.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE KITSUNE! QUIT SINGING ABOUT A ROBOT BAR FIGHT, HM!" Deidara snaps.

I switch songs, "Ohhhhh, ohhhh, oh. When you gonna stop breaking my heart? ...I don't wanna be another one, ohhh... Paying for the things I've never doone... Don't let go. Don't let go, to my love..."

I'm surprised Deidara didn't say anything.

"Can I get to your soul? Can you promise you won't let go? ...All the things that I need, all the things that you need... It can make it feel so real~! Cause you can't deny,you've blown my mind. And without your body, I think I'm losing control," I do little twirls and swaying motions in beat to the song. "Ohhhh, ohhhh, oahh."

I twirl right into a tree.

"OWW!" I rub my nose. "Stupid tree... Way to kill the mood..."

The boys were oddly quiet for once.

"Good night guys!" I lay back and close my eyes.

"Your gonna sleep in the middle of the floor, hm?"

"Yep," I yawn.

"Get up, there's village straight ahead, hm."

"..."

"Kiiiitsuuune." Tobi nudges me with his foot.

"Hmm?"

Tobi slings me over his shoulder and carries me off.

Yay! I'm speacial! Two guys carried me in ONE DAY.