do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Momo's P.O.V

I stand ready in Gaara's office.

"I'm ready for my mission, Gaara-sama." I bow.

"There have been Akatsuki sighted in the Waterfall village." Gaara starts.

"Akatsuki?" I say a bit to excitedly.

"Yes. Some Konoha ninja will accompany you. You are to infiltrate thier hideout and get some info on how to stop them,"

"H-Hai." Thoughts of Kitsune cloud my vision. "So who're these Konoha ninscoming with me?"

"Kushina Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, and Shikamaru Nara."

"Hai." I bow and leave. "I'll get my things and meet them at the village gates."

I gather all my things and meet my team at the gates.

"Hi, Kushina. Sakura. Shikamaru." I bow. "Nice to meet you,"

"You... You look familiar." Sakura mutters.

"I'm Momo Taio." I wave.

Sakura continues pondering to herself.

"Nice to meet you to, Momo." Kushina bows.

"Well, let's get going. The sooner the better." Shikamaru sighs.

We set off through the desert... To the waterfall village.

Kitsune's P.O.V

"YOU LIED!" I point an accusing finger at Deidara.

"How, hm?"

"You said the village was RIGHT IN FRONT OF US."

"It was, hm." Deidara smirks.

"Yeah, 3 days in front of us!" I huff.

"Same thing," He shrugs.

Momo's P.O.V

We get to Waterfall in three days.

"Shikamaru, your such a downer." Kushina whines. "Man up! And lighten up!"

Shikamaru rolls his eyes.

Kushina reminds me of Kitsune...

"How do I man up and lighten up at the same time?" Shikamaru sighs.

"Figure it out!" Kushina huffs. "Hey Momo, your awfully quiet! What's up?"

I freeze, a ghost-kitsune appearing next to Kushina, mocking her movements.

I fall to my knees and start crying.

"What's wrong?" Sakura turns to me.

"Wh-What did I do?" Kushina kneels next to me.

I don't answer, but I collect myself and stop crying.

/My plans to kick her ass! Not miss her!/ I mentally scold myself.

"It was nothing you did, promise." I pat her head. "I just... Nothing... It's nothing."

"What's that spose to mean!" An all to familiar voice exclaims.

"It MEANS your not much of a girl, hm."

"Just cause I don't like wearing make up, wearing dresses, skipping, and flowers dosen't mean I'm not a girl!" Kitsune huffs. "I'm one hundred percent female!"

"Says you. That hasn't been proven, hm."

"Your genders still a mystery too," She retorts.

"Well... That was easy," Sakura comments, but stops and stares. "Is... Is that... KITSUNE!"

Kitsune snaps around at her name being called.

"Does Kitsune know that girl?" Tobi points.

"Er... Kinda, yes." Kitsune ducks behind Deidara.

"Then why're you hiding?"

Kitsune pulls Tobi next to Deidara.

"Cause Momo's with them!"

"So, hm?" Deidara jumps in.

"I'm not ready..."

"D-Did you say Kitsune?" Kushina stares.

"Yes." Sakura nods. "That's definantly her."

"Kitsune, we can see you." I walk up to herr.

"Shit..." She comes out of hiding. "Hey Momo-chan!"

"Hello..." I mutter.

/Ugh! What's wrong with me? I wanna beat her ass and possibly kill her! ...But at the same time I wanna hug her and never leave again... Stupid feelings/

Kushina wouldn't stop staring at Kitsune.

"Deidara says your not a girl unless you like girly things!" Kitsune whines. "Prove him wrong!"

"I didn't even say it that way, hm."

"Then how did you say it?" Kitsune puts her hands on her hips.

"I said your not very girly, hm."

"Uh... Um..." Kitsune blushes and pouts.

"Kit...sune..." Kushina steps up to her.

"Yeah?" Kitsune glances up, then ends up staring. "...Hey! You look like me!"

"It's the other way around, baka." Kushina thunks Kitsune's head.

"We're at the hotel, Kitsune, hm." Deidara waves bye and dashes off.

The two red heads have a stare off, until I say something.

"Kitsune!"

"Huh?" She stares at me... Actually, she looks up at me, I'm taller. "Yeah Momo?"

"OH MY GOD KITSUNE!" Kushina exclaims all of a sudden.

"Yeah?"

"Y-Y-Your... My daughter..." Kushina gasps.

"I thought you looked familiar..." Kitsune mutters.

So much for my plan.

"So wait, that means... NARUTO'S MY BROTHER!" Kitsune cheers. "But wait, does that mean I have 9-tails in me?"

"Yeah..." Kushina sighs. "But you deal."

"Shh, don't tell the Akatsuki!" Kitsune looks around.

"Wouldn't think of it... On the subject of Akatsuki," Kushina gets a mom look. "Why're you with them?"

"Because... They found us... We like, jumped through a portal, ran from some strangers, and ended up at the Akatsuki base." I explain. "Garret and Flavia are back at the base an- I should shut up now..."

"KIT!" Sakura exclaims. "WHY'RE YOU HANGING AROUND THOSE FREAKS!"

"Cause it's pretty damn fun to mess with them." Kitsune chuckles.

I go and sit down under tree to let them catch up.

Kitsune's P.O.V

"Mess with them?" Shikamaru questions. "Isn't that like, dangerous."

"It is... But not for me cause I'm fucking awesome!" I cheer.

"How is that?" Sakura also questions.

"Cause I'm the Akatsuki's Red Flash," I smirk and do a Jirayai pose. "Flavia came up with the name."

Kushina sighs, "I guess... I could live with this..."

"Live with what?" I cock my head.

"My daughter being an Akatsuki member."

"Ahhh..." I nod. "Well, it's getting dark! Get a hotel, see ya later! Goooood night!"

I dash off to our hotel, finding it empty.

I sit on the bed annoyed, "If I was a S-ranked criminal... With nothing to do... Where would I go?"

I sit there and think about that for a good 5 minutes.

"To the bar!" I dash out the window and around town, lost.

I find the bar and sneak in.

I order some drinks and go looking for my boys.

"Hey you," This random dude comes up to me. "Wanna have a night with me?"

No one's P.O.V

Kitsune stares glaze-eyed at the guy, "I hawv my hubby! Get away!"

The guy gives her a funny look.

"I aweady got sumwun to fluck!" She staggers off.

They start and announcement for kareoke.

"OOOOO! I WANNA DO KAREOKE!" Kitsune stumbles to the stage.

"Kitsune, hm?" Deidara glances up. "Shit.."

She hooks her Iphone up to the stereo and grabs a mic.

"Oh no, not this song, hm!" Deidara smacks his forehead.

"Back door cracked, we don't need a key! We get in for free, no VIP sleeze. Drink that Kool-aid follow my lead," Kitsune marches around the stage. "Now your one of us, your coming with me! It's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down! This place about to- Toooo late! We're taking over! No ones getting out! This place about to BLOWWW-OHHH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!"

Deidara gets Tobi out the bar and heads for Kitsune.

"No wait!" Kitsune waves her hand. "We're taking control! We get what we want! We do what we don't. Dirt and glitter cover the floor! We're pretty and sick, we're young and we're bored. Iiiiit's time to kill the lights and shut the DJ down! This place about to- tooo late! We're taking names, we don't mess around!"

Some people sing along with the chorus.

Deidara snatches Kitsune off the stage and leaves the bar quickly.

"THANK YOU WATERFALL! I LUV U, GOOD NIGHT!" Kitsune yells.

Kitsune's P.O.V

I was mumbling to myself, no idea why the crowd got so quiet.

My eyes were closed at the moment.

Something taps on my head, interupting my conversation.

"I looooove you. I love you THIS MUCH." I spread my arms.

"Oh really, hm?"

My eyes pop open, "NO!"

Deidara chuckles and walks off.

"Stupid blonde..." I mutter, blushing.

Flavia's P.O.V

"Hidan!" I bound in front of him. "Where'd everyone go?"

"They're avoiding your annoying ass!" He snaps.

"You don't have to be so mean about it," I pout my lip out.

"Don't pout at me," He pushes my lip back in. "It won't work,"

I pout it right back out and cross my arms, "Cook with me...?"

"Hell no."

I make my eyes real big and watery next, "Please?"

"No."

"Pwetty pwease, Hida-kun?" I sit next to him.

"NO."

"Hiidaaaan, please?" I lean against him. "Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Ple-"

"What do you want to cook... Fucking annoying..."

"Let's make a cake!" I pull him to the kitchen and put on a black apron. "Get out the flour, milk, eggs, and chocolate chips!"

Hidan does so half-heartedly, while I get the bowls.

"What next, bitch?"

"Crack the eggs into this bowl, NO SHELLS."

"Ok, Ok. No need to yell," Hidan starts doing so.

I get down a pot and start melting down the chocolate chips.

"I'm done, Flavia." Hidan calls out.

"Are there shells in it?" I walk up.

"No,"

"Well then, measure 3 cups of flour into this bowl- and Hidan,"

"Yeah?"

"That's rat poisuning,"

"Uh... I knew that." Hidan grabs the flour.

I check on my chocolate and let it cool, then get an even bigger bowl.

I pour in some milk, the eggs, and flour.

"Mix this!" I push the bowl towards Hidan.

"Bossy much?"

"Very."