do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?


Kushina's P.O.V

Why is Momo making us go back?

It will always be a mystery, cause she won't answer.

But now I have a new problem.

How do I explain this Naruto and Minato?


"Hey, Ma! Your back already?" Naruto pops his head over the couch.

"Yep... And I have some news..." I sigh and sit between Naruto and Minato.

"What is it?" Minato notices my sulleness.

"Well... I found our daughter AND her friends..."

"Ya mean Momo and Flavia?"

"You found Kitsune! Where is she?" Naruto bounces up.

"Wellllll... Momo's in Sunagakure... And Flavia's... In the Akatsuki." I start.

"That's sad... She could've been better than that." Minato sighs. "And where's Kitsune?"

"She's..."

"Hmm?"

"She calls herself the Akatsuki's red flash."

"What?"

"She's in the Akatsuki." I sigh. "And she seems pretty happy there."

"Happy?" Minato grimaces.

"But at the same time... There was something else..."

"They used to be little... semi-angels..."

"We have to go get her!" Naruto snaps.

"It's not that simple! We have to find the Aka-"

"I know where the base is," Momo peeks in through the window. "And I'll show you."

"Do you have Tsunade-sama's permission?" I cock my head.

"Welll, I never reported us back in and I added Naruto and Minato to the list." Momo shrugs.

"Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!"

Kitsune's P.O.V

Back at the base, 5 days later.

"You actually CAUGHT 5-tails?" Flavia stares.

"Yep." I boast. "It was nothing! And I got these,"

I pull out her Iphone with the words ART IS A BANG scratched into it.

She squeals almost as loud as me.

"I see your happy," I smirk.

"Well yeah, all my blackmail is on this!"

My smirk faulters, "Say what now?"

"See?" She chooses a video and shows it to me.

"OOOOOOOOO KISAME UR SO BIG" I make the Itachi plushie squeak.
I was using the Ita-plushie and Kisa-plushie to make yaoi...
"Yeah! Fuck that ass! SMACK!"
Garret walks in wide eyed, "Kitsune... What're you doing?"
"Ahh..." I blush embarresed.

"Argh! Shut up!" I delete the video.

"Hey! That was my favorite one!" She whines.

"Hmm? I think Momo's back...?" Kisame closes his eyes. "And she brought some friends,"

"Oh she didn't." I deciede it's best not to question.

The door swings open with a loud bang, Minato, Naruto, Kushina, and Momo standing in the doorway.

"MOMO!" Tobi glomps the girl. "Who are these people?"

"Kitsune's family,"

"...Kit?" Naruto stares.

"..." I was torn between using my act or not.

I settle for waving.

Pein come downstairs annoyed, "What's going on."

"Momo brought Kitsune's family!" Flavia announce.

Pein goes silent as he stares at Naruto.

"Heeey, long time no... See?" I look away from Minato's stare.

"Kitsune." He comes forward.

"Y-Yeah?"

"Let's go. We're going home."

I look down at the ground and start walking off, when Pein grabs my cloak from behind.

"No." Pein glares.

I stand there awkwardly and TOTALLY TORN.

"Kitsune." Minato grabs the front of my cloak.

The two men have a stare off.

"Flavia, your coming with us too." Kushina states. "Neither of you belong here."

"Well, I don't fit in anywhere else." I sigh.

"Kitsune! Don't say that!" Naruto grabs my arm. "The Akatsuki are a bunch of low-lifes who use you for your power,"

"And she has much power indeed." Pein smirks. "Enough to take down-"

"Shhhhh!" I elbow him with my free arm.

"Took down who?" Minato stares at me.

"Um... Well I..." I couldn't handle this.

"Kitsune... Who did you take down?" Naruto this time.

I mutter my answer.

"Speak up, Kitsune." Pein urges. "Don't be shy cause you never are."

"I-I... Took down fwivtail..."

"Who." Minato's hold loosens on me.

"F-Five tails..." I look down at my bare feet.

Minato lets go of me all together, "You didn't."

"I did... Deidara and Sempai-"

"Sempai? Whoes Sempai?" Minato backs away.

"Tobi," I point to the masked guy.

His eyes widen at Tobi, who was sitting on the couch watching.

"Him."

"Err... Yes..." I go back to looking at my feet.

"Kitsune..." Naruto makes me look up. "Why?"

"I didn't mean to..."

"And you LIED to everyone..."

"I-I didn't lie," I mutter. "I... Just..."

"What the hell are you people staring at? Get out!" Flavia yells at the forming group.

"Kitsune. Come. With. Us." Naruto whispers.

"I can't..." I pull away from Pein and Naruto. "Jus... Just gimme some time to think!"

I run off and hide.

"Gah! Kitsune, no!" Flavia runs after.

"Hold on, Flavia." Pein stops her. "Let her think... For once."

Kushina's P.O.V

Flavia turns to Momo, "Why Momo? Why'd you do it?"

Momo shrugs, "I felt like it."

BOOM!

"YOU FUCKING FELT LIKE IT!" Kitsune comes out of nowhere, knocking Momo to the ground. "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!"

"YOUR MY FUCKING PROBLEM!" Momo snaps.

Kitsune starts walking in circles, trying to think.

"Why can't you come home." Minato holds her still.

"She signed a contract." The carrot-top pulls out the paper with Kitsune's handprint in blood.

Kitsune's P.O.V

I remember the day so clearly.

"So... I have to do this?" I stare warily at the knife.

"Yes." Pein pushes me forward. "Are you gonna cut your hand yourself or do I have to do it?"

I pause, then hold out my hand. "You do it."

He makes a deep gash across my whole hand, then does his own.

I squeal in pain and hold my hand.

Pein pushes our hands together, then pushes mine down on the paper.

I could feel heavy burning on my hand, "Ahhhh!"

Pein refuses to let me move away.

"Ahhh! Stop it! It huuuurts!" I whine.

"The things you do," Minato says to me.

"Pe-Leader-sama!" I whip around, ignoring the low growl emitting from Minato.

"What?"

"C'mere! We need to talk!" I drag him to the kitchen.

"Ok, what?"

"I've got an idea, ok?" I sigh. "You'll like it, probaly not anyone else."


Me and Flavia come forward to my family.

I turn around, "Bye guys!"

"We'll miss you!" Flavia adds.

"Wait wait wait! Before we leave..." I run up to each and every member to hug them.

Some resisted, some didn't.

I guess since Flavia was a bit sane, she didn't join in.

Itachi growls at me as I hug him.

"Don't growl at me, it dosen't work." I skip off. "Ok, let's go!"

All the people in my group were staring at me with disbelief except Flavia and Momo.


"Why's everyone so quiet?" I huff as we get back to Konoha.

No answer.

"Where're we going?"

"Me and you are going to the Hokage's office," Minato answers. "The rest of you head to the house,"

"I kinda have to go..." Momo raises her hand.

"Then leave." I snap. "Go to your stupid Sand village."

Momo looks dejected, but walks off.

Minato leads me to Tsunade's office.

"Oh, Kit? How's it been going?" Tsunade smiles.

"Not to good..." I mutter.

"I think KIT has some things to tell you." Minato pushes me forward.

"Well... For one thing, my name's not Kit. It's Kitsune..." I sigh. "For another, I haven't been very truthful."