do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?
So I tell Tsunade my whole little situation.
Now, she's staring at me in disbelief.
"I can't believe this..." Tsunade shakes her head.
"I'm sorry..." I mutter.
Of course I didn't tell her the whole "leaking info" thing.
"From now on, you'll be under close survalience." Tsunade huffs. "Your family can choose how to punish you,"
The walk home was a silent one.
Once inside, Kushina had made dinner.
I sit awkwardly at the table.
"Your grounded for 2 weeks." Minato states.
"WHAT!" I shoot up.
"No leaving the house." Kushina adds.
"Bu-Bu-Bu... Fine..." I sigh.
After dinner, I go to my room and open my window to let some fresh air in.
I gasp, "I remember you!" I pick up the limp bunny plushie. "Snuggles!"
I hug it close and sit on my bed.
Flavia walks in, taking in the scene.
"..."
"..."
"You didn't see anything," I hide the bunny under my pillow.
"Whatever," She laughs. "Just scoot over!"
I scream a muffled scream at all the people in my room.
"Stop DOING that!" I hiss, holding my heart.
"What's with your room, hm?" Deidara looks around.
"Nothings wrong with it..." I mutter.
"What's with all the bunny's, hm?"
"Stop talking!" I hiss again.
Footsteps stop in front of my door.
Flavia's now awake, and she's staring up at the ceiling.
The door bursts open, "We forgot Garret."
Naruto stares at our shocked faces.
I hide under my blankets and wait for him to leave.
"Hm, blondie's your brother?" Hidan comes out of hiding.
"Apparently." I shrug. "So, why're you two here?"
"We're bored, hm."
"And?"
"Entertain us, hm."
"I'm not a stripper," I comment.
"Not that way, hm!" Deidara sits on my dresser.
"I...I knew that..."
"No you didn't." Flavia teases.
"Let's fly on Dei's bird!" I jump up and push Deidara off my dresser.
After some searching, I find a sweater.
"No."
"Why not?"
"So I'm not responsible if you fall, hm."
"Buuuut-"
"Choose something else."
I will ride that bird.
"Well what am I spose to ride!" I snap, purposley making it sound wrong.
"I've got an idea, hm..."
"What is it?" I perk up.
"Ugh, fine! We'll ride the bird, hm!"
"I wanna ride something too!" Flavia whines.
"Ride Hidan," I whisper in her ear.
"Not an option." She shoves me away. "But fine, be that way."
"Let's go!" I pull Deidara to the window. "Do your thing,"
"It's a wonder how no one has heard you, hm."
With a poof, two birds appear.
I stand in the window sill, now freaking out.
Deidara helps me onto my bird, then gets on his.
We fly through the sky at insane speeds, I didn't fall once... I did hit something however.
I was going through the trees, when a thick branch whapped me off the bird.
I fall to the ground painfully.
"Owww! Oh god, oowwwwww!" I roll around the ground.
Deidara lands next to me, amused.
"What happened, hm? You were doing so well!"
"A branch attacked me! It knocked me off my bird!" I whine, sitting up.
"Does it hurt, hm?" He kneels next to me.
"Very..."
"Where?"
"My head!" I huff.
My bird lands near me, twitching it's head.
"Your head, hm?"
"Yeah, that branch hit my head," I shrug, pointing at the nasty bruise forming.
He traces his finger along my skin, which had a lot of bruises; more than you would thinks.
He kisses a purplish bruise on my colar bone.
I stay quiet, but blush lightly.
I had a looot of bruises, so this went on for a few minutes.
Then he places a big long one on my lips.
/RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ANH! ANH! ANH!/
I freeze, wide-eyed, then pull away in surprise.
He raises his eyebrow and leans in again.
I lean back and end up falling into a rock.
I cry out in pain and he starts tounge kissing me.
Flavia's P.O.V
I watch as Deidara and Kitsune fly off into the night.
"What's wrong with your hair?" Hidan rakes his fingers through my hair.
"Whaddya mean?"
"The color. Were you born that way?"
"As far as I know, yes." I roll my shoulers.
I couldn't get what Kitsune said out my head.
Hidan lays back on the bed, "When the fuck do you think those asses will be back?"
"No idea, but Kitsune loves to fly so... Probaly awhile,"
Hidan sighs and closes his eyes.
I sit on his chest and stare down at him.
"What the fuck are you doing?"
"I'm just... Trying to figure something out," I slide back to his stomach.
"And what exactly are you trying to figure out?"
"S-Something." I mutter, sliding back to his lower regions. "Nothing in particular."
I lay down and stare at him.
"Your eyes are pink," I comment.
"Your eyes are purple." He comments back.
"Why're they pink?"
"Cause they are." He rolls his eyes.
"Let's play 21 questions!"
"Why?" He groans.
"Is it an animal?"
"Yes."
"Does it have 4 legs?"
"No."
"does-"
"This game sucks." He interupts.
"Well do you have any better ideas?" I huff.
"Actually, yes..." Hidan smirks.
And he KISSES me.
On the LIPS.
OMG!
Kitsune's P.O.V
Deidara pauses and feels the back of my head.
"I... Think your head's bleeding, hm."
My hand shoots to my head, and sure enough, it is.
"Look what you did," I mutter, sitting up.
"I didn't do it, you did hm." Deidara puts me on my feet.
"Well FIX it," I wave my arms.
"It'll fix itself, hm." Deidara simply puts a bandage on my head. "Get on your bird,"
I hop on and fly off, pulling flips and twirls.
"Wooohhoooo!" I jump up and off the bird.
"Are you INSANE hm!" Deidara snaps, catching me by my sweater hoodie.
"It was an ACCIDENT." I huff.
"Sure it was, hm." He lifts me onto his.
I jump again and land on my bird.
"Oh good, you didn't fall this time, hm."
"Shut up and... And suck my dick!" I snap.
Did that really just come out my mouth?
"I didn't think you had one, hm," He laughs.
"Argh! Shut up!" I zoom off.
I jump into my window, Flavia thumps onto the floor.
"What the fuck!" She whines.
"Did I... Interupt something?" I snicker.
"Nope," Hidan jumps out the window, stealing my bird.
"Soo, what happened?" I tease.
"Nothin much, buuut what happened with YOU." Flavia points out. "Your face is all pink!"
"Your face is pink too!" I dive onto her.
"SHUT UP!"
"Make me!"
The door suddenly opens.
Minato stares, "What're you guys..."
"Doing..." Kushina finishes for him.
"She hit me." I pout. "See?"
I point to my bandaged head.
Kushina sighs, "Your fighting at 4 in the morning cause she hit you?"
"Yep."
"Come eat breakfast, then." Kushina leads the way, Minato stays back.
"Why're you so bruised up?" Naruto points out.
"Me and Flavia were fighting," I sigh.
"You must've lost cause your all bruised up!"
"I didn't lose!" I huff.
"Then what's with all the bruises?"
"Suck my dick!" I snap.
Ugh, not that sentence again... Why is it in my mind?
There's an awkward silence as my voice echoes.
"Kitsune, don't use that kinda language!" Kushina finally scolds.
I shrug and sit down.
"You don't even have a dick..." Naruto teases. "Right?"
"Of course I don't, baka!" I smack his head annoyed. "Imma girl! I got pussy!"
"Kitsune!" Kushina smacks my head. "Stop talking like that!"
"But it's true!" I point out.
Flavia snickers at the scene.
"You sound like fucking Sai!" She laughs.
"Really? That's bad!"
"Fuck yeah!"
"And now you sound like Hidan."
"Shut up!"
"SUCK MY DICK!" (me)
SMACK!
"WHAT DICK!" (Flavia)
"SHUT UP!"
"L-M-P!"
A vein pops out on Minato's head.
"Lmp?" Naruto asks cluelessly.
Flavia rolls her eyes, "Lick my-"
"Flavia!" Kushina snaps. "It's hard to believe your a Hyuga-"
"OMG I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE EXTRA PERVY!" I shout.
"Shut up!"
Kushina sighs, "I give up!"
"SMD!"
"LMP!"
"STOP TALKING ABOUT ORAL SEX!" Naruto cuts in.
We eat breakfast in quietness.
Back in my room, we started up again.
I don't even know what we're talking about anymore.
"Shut up!" Flavia shoves me.
I go tumbling out the window.
THUMP!
"Are you suicidal, hm?"
"No! Flavia pushed me!" I pout.
He flies me back up to the window.
"Prince Charming saves Rapunzel!" Flavia teases.
"SUCK MY DICK!" I snap.
Flavia hides her laughter by shoving a pillow in her face.
"Why do you keep saying that, hm?"
Cause it's my only comeback.
"Cause my dicks huge and worthy of sucking!"
He just bursts out laughing, "What dick, hm?"
"My inner dick,"
"Your inner dick, hm? Have you lost your mind?"
"No!" I laugh.
"Either way," He leans close into my ear. "I'd rather you suck mine, hm."
"N-N-No thanks." I blush, embarrsed.
"You know you want to, hm."
Flavia was now gasping for air, laughing.
"Shut up, Flavia! No one wants to lick your nasty pussy anyways!" I snap.
"My pussy ain't nasty!"
"I feel so left out this conversation, hm."
"You don't have to be!" Flavia rants. "All boys have inner pussy's,"
"And all girls have inner dicks!" I add.
Deidara drops me and lays on my bed.
"I'd rather stay out of it, hm."
"Your taking up all the room!" I whine. "Move or I'll sit on you!"
Nothing.
I take my promise and sit on his chest.
"Why's your tounge so long?" I question.
"Shut up, hm. Trying to sleep."
"So, what do you do with those hands?" I tease.
"Shut. Up."
"Do you blow yourself to sleep everynight?" I continue.
"What don't you get by shut up!" He snaps. "Shut up, hm! Shut up!" He starts choking me.
I wrap my hands around his neck and choke him back.
Flavia cheers us on.
"What the hell is goiong... On..." Naruto barges in.
Flavia pulls him in and closes the door.
"Why is there Akatsuki in here?" Naruto questions.
"No *hack* reason!" I struggle to breath.
I let go of the blonde, he let's go of me.
"Dei-da-raaa... That hurted..." I mutter, rubbing my neck.
He just grunts.
"Say sorry!" I grab hold of his hair.
"Hell no, hm." He grabs hold of mine.
Flavia's P.O.V
This is just to fun to watch.
They ripped strands of each others hair at pretty much the same time.
"Oww..." Kitsune mutters.
"This is insane." Naruto comments.
"Suck my inner dick!" Kitsune huffs.
"How do you even get to your inner dick, hm?"
"You've gotta stick-"
"Don't start, Kitsune!" Naruto huffs.