do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?
Deidara flies us back to my house just in time to see a bunch of lights come on from Naruto's and my parents room.
"Oh shit! I need to get in, FAST!" I hiss. "Everyones awake!"
"Don't worry, un. I'm good with speed."
Deidara goes super fast, then just STOPS.
I get thrown forward into the open window.
I roll to a stop, hitting the door painfully hard.
Flavia snickers and pumps her fist in the air triumphently.
I sit up, only to be hit by the door and knocked over again.
"Owww!" I whine.
"Naruto! You hit Yaoi-chan with the door!" Flavia laughs.
"Ahh! It burns!" I rub my arm.
"Heh heh, sorry Kitsune." Naruto snickers.
"Moom! Naruto's beating me with the door!" I call out.
"That's not something you hear everyday," Flavia comments.
"What's going on in here?" Minato yawns.
"Naruto hit me with the door." I whine. "Look! I HAVE THE BRUISES TO PROVE IT!"
"Naruto... Why'd you get her started?" Kushina sighs.
"My bad, Kitsune." Naruto rubs the back of his head sheepishly.
"Mah head!" I whine.
I catch Kushina and Minato giving me this weird look.
"What?"
"That's a lot of bruises from just a door." Minato points out.
"Well... The Akatsuki might've caused a few of these burises..." I admit.
"Which ones,"
"Uhhh, this one. This one. These 3. This big ass purple one..."
I list every bruise on my body, except for the new one that Naruto made.
"So every bruise on your body came from the Akatsuki." Minato grumbles.
"Except for this blue one on my forehead, from Naruto!" I protest. "Speaking of the Akatsuki... Can I go visit them?"
"NO!" The three exclaim.
"Why'd you even ask?" Flavia questions.
"But we gotta go save Garret!" I add. "We need to bring him back!"
So here we are, back at the entrance to the Akatsuki base.
But it was totally emptied and cleaned out.
"WHAT DA FUCK!" I screech. "WHERE'D THEY GO!"
"Search the place for clues." Minato instucts.
Our team consisted off Hinata, Kiba, Minato, Kushina, Naruto, Flavia, Sakura, and me.
"I'm hungry..." I announce, headed for the fridge.
"Your not gonna find anything." Sakura points out.
"Hmmm," She was right.
But I do find a note!
I look it over curiously, it had a riddle on it.
"Bend it over, touch your toes. Shake that ass for me." I whisper.
"Hey! What's this?" Sakura pushes the button on the stereo.
A kunai flies out the wall and attacks me.
I scream and duck out the way.
Then, Bring It Back starts to play.
I snatch the kunai out the wall and take the note off.
"Haha, that first one was for fun," I whisper. "But, go to the place where boobs bounce and ass shakes."
"What's that?" Hinata comes up to me.
"N-Nothing!" I exclaim. "Hey, you wanna drink?"
"No thanks,"
"Fine, be that way." I start shoving the note down the drain. "Flavia, c'mere!"
"Whaaat?"
"We need to get to the nearest strip club fast!" I hiss.
"...huh...?"
"Just come on." I drag her to the door, look around, then run out.
We dash through the forest, the others close behind.
"LETS GET A HOTEL IN THE WATERFALL VILLAGE!" I scream.
"Yeah! I'm tired! And hungry!" Naruto agrees.
And so be it.
We sit around the single hotel room.
"I saw a strip club on the way here," Flavia whispers. "Let's go."
I nod, "Mooom! Me and Flavi-chan's goin on a walk, ok!"
"Be safe." Kushina shrugs.
We get the hell out of there and run for the club.
"Wait, how do we get the next riddle?" Flavia asks.
"Ask around?" I guess. "C'mon, let's ask the bar keeper."
"Excuse me, have you seen a... albino dude, a blonde dude, a puppet with red hair, a guy with a lot of piercings, a chick with blue hair and a flower, a guy with a bunch of stitches, a guy with blue skin, a guy with an orange mask, an Uchiha, or a guy with green hair?" Flavia asks the bar keeper.
"Yes... To the.. Uchiha?" The guy mutters.
"Good. He said you had something for us?"
"What's your names." The guy looks around.
"Kitsune, the Akatsuki's Red Flash!" I announce.
"Flavia, just Flavia."
"Hmm..." The guy digs around under the bar and tosses us a necklace.
"Heeey, this is Itachi's necklace!" I realize. "What's it doing here and what does it mean?"
"I dunno, he just said to give it to you."
"That little weasel..." Flavia mutters. "Thanks anyways."
We snuck off, headed for the Uchiha compound as a wild guess.
"I'm sooooo confused! We've searched everywhere and still NOTHING." I whine. "What could this friggin necklace mean?"
"Maybe... Maybe there's something on the necklace?" Flavia mumbles.
I squint at the necklace, using moon light to see, and I see NOTHING.
"GOD DAMN YOU NECKLACE!" I throw it down at the ground.
It breaks on a rock.
"Oh shit... Itachi's gonna kill me..."