Flirt Fail 3
Connor was accompanying a lady on her journey to a palace by his horse through forests, rivers, streams, lakes and jungles, even though it was just another state (where the dang Templars still walk on though). There was a silence amidst the two despite the sounds from other creatures, people, etc.
Little did he know that the reason for this silence was because the lady planned a little moment for them and was waiting for the perfectly perfect time to pounce.
The horse's hooves sounded throughout the clearing and immediately, the lady jumped down, surprisingly stable on her feet. Connor hurried down after, worried that there was something happening.
'There a problem, madame?' he asked.
The lady turned to him, smiled, and with one step forward, she pinned him to a tree trunk.
'Why, yes, there is!' was her reply, soft and seducing.
Confused, the young man replied, 'And what may that be, madame?'
Clearing her throat and widening her eyes, she said, 'I'm thirsty, Connor!' before slumping onto his chest.
He caught her in his arms and managed to stand her up. She looked up and pouted slightly, signaling for a kiss.
Thing is, what Connor understood was that her mouth was sour as a lemon and she desperately needed water.
Quickly, he took out a water pouch from his little bag and handed it to her. 'Maybe you could wash away that sourness off, madame.'
The lady immediately stepped back, letting go off Connor from the trunk. 'You know what, sir?'
'Yes?'
'It's okay.'
-End-
Um, I think it rambled off unsteadily, but aside that, is there ANYTHING ELSE I could improve on? PLEASE, I BEG THEE TO REVIEW? CX (Is it less funnier? ^^")