do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?
"Oooooooooh, your in troooooublllle." Flavia points.
"It was an accident!" I scoop the necklace up. "It's not noticible, is it? Only one of the hand-cuff thingy's broke..."
"Anyone would notice if their necklace lost a charm."
"Aw man..." I try and put it back together, using plant juices for glue. "Fucking necklace..."
"Hmm? What's that?" Flavia points at the stuff coming out the broken charm.
"I think it's... Gun powder?" I mutter. "Quick! Get something to light it with!"
Flavia stands back as I finish dumping things out, "Fire Style: Fireball Jitsu!"
I dive out the way as the gun powder shoots a message into the sky.
"Great job, runts. Now head for the spot where there was a final end." I read.
"The final end... does he mean that place where Sasuke and Naruto fought?" Flavia mutters.
"Well, where the hell is that?" I grumble. "We're never gonna find it! Never!"
"Quit being such a pessimist. It dosen't fit you." Flavia huffs. "Anyways, I DO know where it is."
"You do?"
"Yeah, but it'll take about 3 days."
I sigh as Flavia leads the way.
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We get there in about 5 days, cause we had to stop and eat and sleep and use the bathroom every now and then.
"Ok, where to lo-WOAH!" I trip and fall into a crater.
"Nice one, Yaoi-chan." Flavia teases.
"Shut up..."
We search ground level for five minutes, till we come to the conclusion that we'll have to climb the waterfall.
"Here we go..." I mutter.
"Up the cliff..."
"Gulp."
We make our way up as quick as we dared.
"Hey! I hear music!" Flavia laughs.
"We are fighting dreamers!" I sing along. "Fighting dreamers! Dun dun da dan dun da da dun. Olee ole ole oh! Let's go my way!"
We reach the top and see MY IPOD.
"OMG! MY IPOD! I MISSED YOU BABY!" I pick it up and see it on a youtube video. "Da fuck?"
An episode of Naruto was playing, it was the one with Hidan and Kakuzu fighting.
"Maybe... Maybe we need to go where Hidan gets buried?" Flavia mutters.
"WTF DO YOU KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS!" I growl. "Why do they have us running around so much!"
"Jusst come on."
"Stupid Akatsuki... We've been wandering around for almost a week." I rant. "We came waaay near the Sound village, only to go BACK to Leaf?"
"Uh-huh."
Naruto's P.O.V
"I can't believe they just disapeared like that!" Sakura exclaims.
"Where would they go?" Kiba questions.
"I have a pretty good idea where," I grumble. "They seem to love it there, even though they get hurt a hell of a lot."
"Hmm..." Sakura taps her chin.
Kitsune's P.O.V
I scream in shocking realization that we just walked in on the HidaKaku vs. Kakashi and friends fight.
"Shut up before they hear us!" Flavia scolds.
"My bad..." I peek out from behind my bush.
"I think it's near the end of the fight..."
"I has an idea!" I make a me clone to run in front of Naruto's rasenchuriken.
"That was a dumb idea." Flavia rolls her eyes. "Your probably killed Naruto."
"WHAT!" I screech. "OH NOES!"
Then there's an explosion.
"OH NOES AGAIN!"
Naruto and friends retreat, Kakuzu disapears into thin air.
We run for the Shikamaru Forest and wait for Shikamaru to leave.
"Ok! Let's dig him up!" I exclaim.
"Stop yelling!" Flavia starts throwing rocks out the way. "Before Shikamaru hears you!"
"Ok ok." I join her.
We eventually get Hidan's head free.
"What the fuck?" He raises his eye brow.
"Hey Hidan!" Flavia waves. "Hmmm, your in pieces..."
"Naw! He's all together!" I start picking arms and legs out the debris.
"Shut up." Flavia pulls out a scroll. "We'll just send him to Leader-sama."
"How?" I question, pulling out even more body parts.
"I put a seal on Leader-sama."
"THEN YOU COULD'VE JUST SENT US TO HIM!"
"Not really, I can only send things other then me and I didn't wanna be left alone."
"Fine."
I get the last of Hidan's body parts and set them on the seal.
"You owe me a shower." I grumble.
"Bye Zombie Whore!" Flavia giggles.
"What! WHAT!" Hidan growls.
With a poof, he's gone.
"Hey look! A note!" Flavia points at the VERY BOTTOM of the pit.
"...That's pretty far down..." I mutter.
"Go get it."
"But it's DANGEROUS."
"Go. Before I push you."
I shoot her a glare, but climb down into the hole.
"What's the note say!" She call out.
I snatch it up and read it aloud, "Make like pirates and follow these cordinates! 100 Steps to the West, 50 steps North!"
"...Wow."
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We come to a big stone tablet that was writing something.
"Oh great, a test?" I whine.
/What is two plus two?/
"FOUR!"
/What came first, the chicken or the egg?/
"THE CHICKEN!"
/If a tree falls in the forest and no one sees, does it still make a sound?/
"DUH!"
/Who are you./
"Kitsune and Flavia."
/Solve this puzzle/
"Your turn, Hentai-chan!" I announce.
She looks over the puzzle for a few minutes, then begins to slide the squares.
It takes her 5 minutes to finish.
There's a loud blaring alarm and a slip of paper slides out the rock.
"For once you used your brains, now go to the place where it always rains." I read. "So we did all that for nothing!"
"Yeah, pretty much."
~~~~~(One week later)~~~~~~~
"HONEY, I'M HOME!" I joke, bursting into the new base.
"The brats are here." Sasori announces.