do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

I make myself comfy on the couch and make it look like I was sleeping.

I wait a veery long time till something blackmail worthy comes around.

It was around Midnight.

I peek one eye open to see Kisame with Flavia's Ipod.

"I'm sexy and I know it," He says just above a whisper.

I smother some snickers and watch.

"Girl look at the body, girl look at that body, girl look at the body." He flexes his muscles to the beat of the music. "I work out."

I could feel my face turning red from not releasing my laughter.

"I'm sexy and i know it!" Kisame yell-whispers.

Gotta hold it in, gotta hold it in!

He soon switches songs.

"My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and damn right! It's better than yours!" He gets a bit more louder.

I am literally SHAKING with laughter.

OMFG its so hard to hold in!

He again, switches songs, "Put it down on me! Put it down on me!"

Ok, that's it.

I burst out laughing and Kisame freezes.

He glares at me and I run the hell out of there.

I burst into my room still laughing my ass off.

Well, my room is techniqually shared with Deidara but still.

"Go back to sleep, un." He throws a pillow at me.

"I-I can't!" I stop for a minute to calm my laughter. "Kisame-he-hahaha! He was singing in the living room about his-Hahaha! His-His milkshake!"

Deidara snickers, "Gimme back my pillow, un."

"You threw it at me, you come and get it." I tease.

Then he takes MY PILLOW.

"HEY! THATS MINE!" I jump onto the SINGLE bed and struggle to get the pillow.

"Its mine now, un." He turns over.

"Dei-da-ra!" I whine.

No answer.

I pout on the edge of the bed until I hear snoring.

"Hmm... Should I really?" I tap my chin. "No... But this might be my only chance! Don't do it! I will! He can't stay mad at me! Yeah, but he can mess with you back. So? Hmm, do it as a date! Like, take him out for camping or something! ...I just realized it, but who are you? Your self concious."

I've offcialy gone insane.

I snatch Deidara's pillow off the ground and give it to him, "Here. Now gimme mines back."

He chuckles, but takes the pillow anyways.

"There, now I can sleep."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I woke up at 5 in the morning and head for Pein's room.

"Leader-sama?" I squeak.

Nothing.

"Leader-sama? Wake up! C'mon Leader-sama, wakey wakey!" I shake his shoulder. "Wake up Leader-sama."

He growls at me and glares.

"Are you awake Leader-sama? Leader-sama. Leader-sama. Leader-sama. Leader-"

"What."

"Are you awake?"

"What do you think."

"No."

Pein sits up, glaring daggers at me, "What."

"Can we go camping?" I put my hands in a prayer position and give him puppy dog eyes.

"No."

"But whyy?"

"Cause I said so."

"But it's for my birthday!" I whine.

"Then choose something else to do."

"Look. It's either a male strip club or camping." I threaten. "And if we're gonna go to a male strip club, everyones coming drugged or not."

Pein pauses to contemplate this.

"Fine. We'll go camping." He grumbles.

"YES!" I pump my fists in the air.

"But, you have to get everyone else on track and you have to find the spot." "Fine, I can do that!" I huff. "Just give me a few days." I leave the room, forming plans in my mind on how to get everyone on track. I stop by Sasori's room, knocking softly on the door.

"Danna?"

"What, brat?" He swings the door open.

"Come camping with us on my birthday, please?"

"Why should I?"

"Because, it's either camping or drugged at a male strip club."

"I'll come camping with you when I see a pig fly."

"Pigs DO fly, see?" I use a transformation jitsu to turn into a pig with wings.

I start flapping frantically to keep aloft.

"...Fine..." Sasori grumbles, slamming the door shut.

I unpoof with a smug look.

"I'm undeniable," I go to the next room. "Kakuzu, I will pay you 200 dollars to go camping with us."

"400 and I'll get Hidan to come." He yawns.

"Deal." I open the door and give him the money.

He counts it all, then slams the door in my face.

The next room was Deidara, but I decieded to leave him for last.

So, I walk into Itachi's room.

"Itachi, I know it's 5:30 in the morning, but can you come camping with us?" I shake him awake.

"If Momo comes, then yes." He mutters. "Now let me sleep"

"If Momo co- HOW THE HELL WILL THAT WORK!"

"Why wouldn't it?"

"She went to the Light Side," I joke. "But seriously, I can tame Tobi, I can make bigs fly, I can even make Leader listen to me. But I can't get Momo here."

"Only if everyone else comes and you pay me 200."

I curse under my breath and give him the money.

"But hey, I'll be much more plesant if Momo comes."

I leave the room before I go completely broke.

"I'VE JUST SPENT 600 DOLLARS IN LESS THAN TEN MINUTES!" I screech.

The next room was Hidan's, but he was covvered. So I go onto Kisame's room.

"KISAME!" I plop onto his bed. "Please oh please come camping with us! Its for my birthday and I neeeed to camp so very badly! But Leader-sama I need everyone to cokme! So can you puh-lease-"

"Ok, I will if you would let me sleep." Kisame pushes me off the bed with his foot.

I quietly cheer and move on to Tobi.

"Hey! HEY TOBI!" I scream. "We're going camping!"

"Where at?" He asks.

"I dunno, I'm still getting members on track." I shrug.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I sit in front of the market, looking through hundreds of pamhplets for camping.

"Hey girl, you've been sitting here for an hour now..." The shop keeper comments. "Are you gonna buy something?"

"I'll buy this banana." I toss him the money and pick up a banana.

He then leaves me alone to look through more pamphlets.

"Kitsune, un?" Deidara taps on my head. "Why're you... Here?"

"I'm looking for good camp sites." I mutter. "Who told you I was here?"

"Tobi, un."

"Well, this is proving to be really hard." I explain. "I'm stuck on these 3 camp sites, so which one do you like?"

I hand him the three pamhplets.

He looks them over for a few minutes, before choosing the "Lost" pamhplet.

"I like this one, un." He hands it back to me. "Lot's of space and a lake."

"THANKS! MY BIRTHDAY SHALL BE THE BEST!" I cheer.

"Birthday, un?"

"Yeah, I wanna go camping for my birthday." I nod, hugging the pamhplet like it depended on my life.

"Happy Birthday, Kitsune." Momo appears out of nowhere. "I reaaaly like camping, and I miss the others."

"Well... Then welcome back I guess?" I shrug.

This was a semi-apology... We still had things against each other.

"Deidara, do you know the way back to the base?" Momo turns to said blonde.

He nods in reply, then leads the way.

I catch him mutter something about "awkwardness".

~~~~~~~~~

"Itachi, you gotta be pleasant! Momo's coming with us." I announce boredly.

"Oy! Kitsune! I hear your paying people to come camping with us!" Flavia teases.