do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

We were pretty deep in the forest.

Shit...

"Dei-Da-Ra... I think we're lost..." I mutter.

"How... How do you get lost at a camp site, un?"

"Stop yelling at me!"

"I'm not yelling, un."

"You were."

"So, how do we find our way back, un?"

"Psh. Well I can't see in the dark, and that's probably the problem!"

-.v

Flavia's P.O.V

"Heey, did they go off in the woods togetehr?" Momo giggles. "How long, Flavia-chan?"

"I say... 5 to 10 minutes!" I laugh.

"What'r eyou guys talking about?" Kisame raises his eyebrow.

"Kitsune has NO sense of the direction in the dark." Momo explains. "And when she's in the dark... she's much more... uh.."

"Coff, coff-horny-cough!" I add helpfully. "That blonde... Hmm."

"You know, this would've been useful info before we came here." Pein sighs. "Explains why she wanted to bring us to a male strip club."

"Ah yes, the place where you can get away with anything." I chuckle.

"Why didn't you just bring her to a male strip club?" Momo brushes her hair, gets bored, and deciedes to brush Itachi's hair.

"Because. I didn't. Know." Pein growls.

"Ah well, we'll see them both in the morning."

"And Kitsune can go HOURS." I chuckle darkly. "You guys should be happy she fell for Deidara, or she would've randomly chosen someone!"

Kitsune's P.O.V

Deidara fell asleep during our break.

"Heeey, Deidaaaarraaa~!" I sit on his chest. "WAkeey waaaakeeey~!"

"Hmm?" Deidara opens one eye, tiwtches, then steals a response from my head. "RAPE, UN!"

"IT'S NOT RAPE IF YOU DON'T WANT IT!"

"YES IT IS!"

"I AM NOT A RAPIST!"

"SUUURE, UN! YOU JUST HAPPENED TO WANT TO GO CAMPING AND BRING ME OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, UN!"

"...THAT PART WASN'T PLANNED, DAMNIT!"

"Sure it wasn;t, un."

"SHUT UP AND TAKE OFF THE DAMNED PANTS!"

"See? Now it's rape, un!"

"...Shut up Deidara..."

"You know I'm kidding!" He flips me onto my back. "You could've just asked,"

"You were sleeping," I pout.

I wake up in the morning under a friggin tree dropping its water on me.

"Damn tree!" I sit up and strecth. "C'mon Deidara, get up!"

"Why should I, un?"

"Cause we have to go back to camp, duh." I start puting my clothes back on.

"I'm tired,"

"Cause I'm experienced,"

"Cause you did 49 other people, un." He sits up with a pouty look.

"Shut up, I'm not all worn out! I've done people, but not many have done me!"

"What's that mean, un?"

I whisper the answer in his ear.

"Ohhh..."

"Dumb blonde." I teases, patting his head. "Heh, I'm not usually uke... hmm... I just got topped by an idiot..."

"Just cause I'm blonde dosen't mean I'm an idiot, un?" Deidara crosses his arms.

I put my finger in his face and move it around real fast.

And he follows it.

"You are an idiot." I laugh, pulling him to his feet. "Let's go!"

"Yeah yeah."

OK, I've been updating fast in hopes of getting a christmas special in! Hmmm... teh Akatsuki celebrating Christmas? ...Scary shit... HAHAH! REVIEW!