Flirt Fail 6
It was snowing hard in the woods, making it hard for a certain party of a man, a lady and a horse. The last one was tied up to a tree and was snoring away, if horses could, while the first two stood in the snow.
Staring at a snowflake, the olden-day slutty bimbo glanced at the assassin and sighed, 'Would you be my snowflake...and fall for me?'
Confused, Connor coughed, thought about it and replied, 'I do not know.'
The lady thought that he coughed in embarrassment and cuddled him even more. 'Oh, please decide, Connor. Whoever would be your wife then?'
'I...I'd rather not fall in the snow. It's rather cold here.'
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