do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?
We walk back home, exaushted.
"So, un." Deidara turns to me. "How many people have you dated before me, un?"
"How many people have YOU dated?" I shoot back.
"I asked first, un."
"So? I asked second."
"Just answer the question."
"Did you mean people overall, or just boys?"
"...People overall, un?"
"Ok, I've dated... 30 boys and 19 girls." I sigh.
His eyes widen, then he glares, "FORTY-NINE before me?"
"What! What's the big deal?" I hold my hands up defensively.
"FOURTY NINE IS THE BIG DEAL, UN!"
"Psh, well you asked!"
"Ya could've just lied, un."
"Oh yeah? Well how many have YOU dated before me?"
"Twenty-something, un."
"...Well then..." I cross my arms. "You still don't have to freak out."
"Your only 15, how do you date 49 people, un?"
"Hey, a year is 365 days! That means a boy or girlfriend every month or so!"
"I bet your not a virgin either, un."
"..."
"Of course, how many?"
"Stop asking how many! It's just making you mad!"
"It's a lot isn't it, un."
"Pfft! Why do you just assume- psh! I haven't-Pfffft!" I sputter. "I bet you- Pft! Hah! Pssshhh!"
"If you tell, I'll tell."
"You first!"
"No you, un!"
"You!"
"Just say it on three!" Hidan snaps. "One Two Three!"
"15."
"17, un."
Cue stares of shock.
"DAYUM!" Flavia gasps. "That's one for every year!"
"Shut up!" I snap.
"But they can't have sex when they're 12 or less." Itachi points out.
"Then, about twice a year or so." Flavia mutters.
"Gah! Stop talking about it!" I throw pinecones at everyone talking about it.
"15 outta 49." Momo teases.
"Shut up!" I growl.
"That means Deidara's number 50!"
"Ugh!"
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Finally back at the base.
"Uh-guh." I whine.
"Uh-guh." Momo joins in.
"Uh-guh." Flavia.
"Uh-guh."
"Uh-guh."
"Uh-guh."
"Uh-guh."
"Uh-guh."
"Uh-guh."
"STOP IT!" Pein snaps.
"..."
"Uh-guh." I get the last word... Er, sound.
He glares daggers at me.
"One. Last. Chance." He growls.
"..." I give him a biig goofy grin. "Uh-guh."
THUMP!
"AGGHHH! HEEEELP!"
Pein was on top of me and trying to choke me to death.
"Pein! Pein! Get off of her!" Momo tries to pull him off.
"She didn't mean it! C'mon, don't kill her!" Flavia tries to loosen his hold.
"UH-GUH! UH-GUH! UH-GUH!" I shout defiantly.
"KITSUNE!" Momo covers my mouth.
I flinch, "U-Uh-Guh!"
"Kitsune, shut up!" Flavia snaps.
My noises were reduced to gurgles and weak screams.
Black spots blur my vision and noises get louder.
"PEIN LET HER GO!"
A male voice, "Pein! C'mon man, let her go!"
"Pein! Please let her go!"
"Agh! Your gonna kill her!"
"What the fucks going on, un?"
"Leader-sama's trying to strangle the red bitch."
"And this is the... Living... Room..."
"...Is she ok, desu?"
"Um, ah, she's fine! Pein! Your scaring the new girl!"
There's a short silence.
"AHHH! DON'T KILL ME, DESU!"
"Now look what you've done, and you STILL haven't let go of her!"
"Pein, please let her go!"
And then I black out.
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I wake up on the couch, many many people looking down on me.
"What the hell?" I say, but it comes out kinda scratchy. "...Look what you did."
"Sorry, sorry," Pein grumbles after a punch from Konan.
"Whoes she, desu?" A girl who looked much older than me pops her head up.
"I know this isn't a good time, but Momo left." Flavia explains. "And this is Dinah."
"It buuuurns!" I hiss as the light gets turned off.
"Woah, your voice is scary, desu." Dinah flinches.
"It's not always like this, but I get hurt easily and SOMEONE fucked up my throat."
"And... Your kinda bruise-y."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yell(or at least try).