do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

So we did that retard mission, and stopped at an Inn.

"Hmm," I stare at the bed. "Me, Deidara, and Flavia will get this room, Tobi and Dinah share the other one!"

"How bout boys in one room, girls in the other." Flavia grumbles.

"Do you WANT the inn to explode?"

"Maybe." Flavia gets a sly smirk. "And you know you get off on explosions."

Dinah turns red as the boys usher us into the other room.

"I don't get off on explosions!" I snap.

"Yu-huh! When you hear an explosion you close your eyes and go Ohhh~! Deidara!" Flavia cracks up.

"EXCUSE ME!"

Dinah covers her face at all this sex talk.

"Yuuu-huh! You get all hot once you hear an explosion!"

"Flavi! Don't get at me over weird fetishes!" I huff. "Which I don't have!"

Flavia chuckles, "Suuure."

"Well what about you! I bet you've got a leather whip and chains hidden in your room!"

"Yuck! Yuck! I can't believe you guys are having this conversation!" Dinah covers her ears. "It burns!"

"Why don't you just go rape Deidara!" Flavia snaps.

"First off, it's rape if he dosen't want it! Then it's just violent sex! Second, cause I'm arguing with you!"

"Guys! Please stop being pervy!" Dinah whines, hugging a pillow.

"Fine." Me and Flavia grumble.

Things are silent for a few minutes.

"Kitsune's matchmaking is in session," I chuckle darkly.

"Huh?" Dinah stares naively.

"Phase one, get them closer." I mutter to myself. "Hmmm..."

"Kitsune, don't you dare!" She hisses at me.

"Haha, I shall!"

"Hmmm, how should we start it off, Love Guru?" Flavia laughs.

"Well, Fem-Cupid, she's the calmest out of all of us, which makes it a wonder how she and Tobi are compatable,"

"Fem-Cupid?"

"Love Guru?"

"You wanna just shove them in a closet and have her confess her love?"

"Totally."

Dinah shrieks and tries to get away as we grab her and drag her to a closet.

Flavia gets the easy job of retreiving Tobi.

"N-No! Put me down!" Dinah protests as her lift her up bridal style. "I don't wanna do this! This is sexual harrasment!"

"It's only sexual harrasment if you don't like it." I dump her in the closet with Tobi and lock the door.

"Kitsune!"

"Er... Flavia." I call for her attention. "Do you mind..."

"Nah, I can sleep by myself! Imma big girl! But if Tobi and Dinah escape, or something else bad happens, I'm barging in on you!"

"Meh, at least your truthful." I disapear into Deidara's room.

Flavia's P.O.V

Dinah had quieted down after 20 minutes, but that's when Deidara and Kitsune started up.

"Yo-You! Why're you always eating my food!"

"Because I like your reaction, un."

"You've tainted my food!"

"You say that, but-"

"DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"

"Haha fine, I won't, un."

Gosh. Such a bipolar couple.

I open a window to let some fresh air in as Deidara and Kitsune get loud enough, the whole hotel could probably hear them.

"Nah! Nah! Nah! You kicked me! Don't try and hit me with that lovey dovey crap!"

"I kicked you cause you slapped me, un!"

"I slapped you cause you touched my boob!"

"So?"

"My boobs are off limits!"

"Prude, un."

"What! I'm not a prude!"

"Yes you are, un." I could hear the pout in his voice.

I turn on the TV to try and drown them out.

"Ugh, I'm taking a shower!"

"Can I join, un?"

"Wha... No! Th-That's um..."

I shove my face in a pillow to keep my laughs from getting to loud.

Dinah's P.O.V

It's NOT plesant to be shoved in a closet with another person for 30 minutes.

But then again, Flavia and Kitsune aren't very plesant people.

"Bitches." I grumble, planning there punishment in my head. "Yes... Yes... Make them wish they were blind AND deaf..."

"What're you talking about, Dinah-chan?" Tobi asks.

"Flavia's and Kitsune's death." I growl. "Hmm, maybe... Ohhohoho, I figured out something worse than death!"

"Which is?"

I whisper the idea in his ear.

"That's a good idea." He comments.

"Now I just gotta get Itachi on my side..."

"Yeah! Yeah!" Flavia cheers. "Slam the chair over his head! Yeah! Take that bitch down! Pin him! Pin! Him! Aww man dude, ya should've pinned him when you had the chance!"

I think she's watching wrestling.

~~~(The next morning)~~~

Kitsune's P.O.V

We arrive at the base in a timely fashion, exaushted and a bit irratable.

And I was given the shock of my life.

Tobi revealed his identity.

"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! TOBI REVEALED HIMSELF!" Garret exclaims. "Or uh, Madara!"

Me and Flavia were on a whole other subject.

"Nah, he's not much of an Uke type." I shake my head.

"Why not?"

"Because he's the powerfulest ninja in the whole damn show with a split personality."

"It's not a split personality." Flavia corrects. "It's an alter ego."

"Yeah, and that alter ego just died."

"Why you gotta put it that way?"

"Cause I'm evil."

Flavia bursts out laughing, once calmed down, we begin the meeting.