Flirt Fail 9
A young lady donning a summer dress squealed as her favourite assassin jumped through her bedroom window, even though everyone there were his friends, allies and the like.
She slipped his hood off and stared at his face for what seemed a long while, though in actual was only for a minute and a half.
'Oh, dear assassin of mine,' she sighed, eyes dancing about, 'you have such a yummy face! Do you mind if I have you for dinner?'
Horrified, petrified and terrified at the sound of it, Connor replied timidly, 'I'm sorry ma'am, but..' he backed away, 'when have you turned cannibalistic?'
Review please! Improvements, suggestions, all is welcome! (even criticism)
PS if ever I can't reply to your reviews, just take this as a constant answer for all: "Thank you! I know. Same here! Beats me. I'm more of an otaku, my bro's the gamer, srry for anything wrong. Your welcome! Yep, I'll update as long as I'm inspired."