do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

May the meeting begin.

Madara was saying something about Project Moon or whatever, and Jibu.

Dinah was practically drooling at the now maskless "Tobi".

Deidara was in a shocked state.

Garret was just bored.

I raise my hand and wave it in the air.

Madara stops and stares at me, "Yes. Kitsune?"

"This is the most retarded plan I've heard all month."

"Come again?" He glares.

"C'mon Madara-chan! Use your brain! Are you trying to obtain world domination, or destroy the entire human race!" I wag my finger at him. "How are people gonna eat? And sleep? ...How will they reproduct!"

Madara keepshis stare even, "Continue."

"And, like, what if it's cloudy! Or if it's raning! Then no one could see the moon! But what if there's a lunar Eclipse, eh? You could be doing your genjitsu when all of a sudden, this lunar fucking eclipse comes floating by!"

"Well, do you have any better ideas."

"One second please." I go to the kitchen to grab a bag of chips, then run back to the meeting room. "Well, you could always split the world into continets like we did back on Earth. Or, or, or! You could hold the village leaders hostage and enslave the human race! Ooorrr, you could unleash Jubi on the world while us Akatsuki members(and anyone family related) escape temporarily while Jubi reaks havoc, OR we could take over Konoha and see how it goes from there! You could always take control of Kyuubi and use him as needed-"

"Kitsune."

"Yeah."

"Time out! Now!"

"What did I do!"

"Kitsune, you should know this rule;you created it." Flavia 'tsk's at me. "No one is to be eviler than Madara."

"But they were all great ideas!" I whine.

"You have Kyuubi, Kitsune?" Madara walks up to me.

"Hm? Yeah. I share with Naruto. We made and agreement a few months back,"

"An agreement?"

"I said I'd take a piece of Kyuubi off of him, and I could stay here as long as I want."

"Hm... I guess we could extract it from you."

"Hell no!" I throw my shoe at him. "I'm not gonna die for your failure of a plan!"

"It's not a failure."

"Yes it is! Every single Akatsuki dies cause of this retard plan! What is WRONG with this world?"

"I thought the moon was just a big rock?" Flavia adds helpfully. "And how exactly would you get Jibu down?"

"Most people don't even WANT a biju in them! Yet, you want 9 of them!"

"We should take over Konoha!"

"Start a war!"

"Win!"

"Be rockstars!"

"Be bad ass?"

"You guys are idiots." Madara interupts our rant.

"I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!" Flavia and I yell simutaniously.

"You know, it's not that bad a plan." Pein agrees with us.

"If we rule Konoha, can I be the Hokage?" I ask.

"No." Madara glares.

"But it was my idea!" I throw my other shoe at him.

"Yes. But I'M the leader."

"I liked it better when you were Tobi." I mutter. "I could abuse you all I liked."

awkward silence.

"I feel bad for you, Deidara." Itachi mutters.

CLANG!

I bring my frying pan down on the Uchiha's head.

He crumples to the ground.

"Psh, I should so be leader!" I brag.

"Yeah, you'd be a great leader." Pein rolls his eyes. "Until a squirrel came running by."

This gets some laughs.

"That's mean." I pout. "And I can't hit you, your one of the leaders."

"Itachi's awake!" Garret announces.

I turn around surprised.

Bad idea.

"OHHH! HE JUST SHARINGANED YOUR ASS!" Flavia laughs as I crumple to the ground.