do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

It's snowing outside...

"Flavia." I whisper, since it was 3 in the morning. "How long did Itachi have me out?"

"He kept you under genjitsu for 3 days, and you stayed sleep for another 3." She whispers back.

"How long has it been since we left?"

"About 3-4 months and 3 weeks."

I stand up and change into my clothes, "Merry Christmas Eve, Flavi-chan."

Flavia's eyes widen and she also gets dressed.

We disapear into the forest with our Akatsuki cloaks buttoned up(mostly for warmth).

"How bout this one?" Flavia points.

"No, that one sucks."

"This one?"

"Screw that tree."

"This one?"

"Perfect."

I do the handsigns, "Chidori!"

I cut the tree down at the base, Flavia catches it.

"We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas!" Flavia sings as we drag the tree home. "We wish you a merry christmas!"

"And a happy new year!" I laugh, kicking open the door.

We get a big pot and stick the tree in it.

"Dashing through the snow!" I get a bit louder, creating christmas decorations.

"In a one horse open sleigh!" Flavia strings popcorn.

"Over the fields we go, laughing all the way!"

"Hahaha!"

"Bells on bobtails ring!"

"Making spirits bright!"

"Oh what fun it is to ride and sing, a slaying song tonight! Oh!"

"IT IS 5 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!" Madara roars. "WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING!"

"Jingle bells! Madara smells! Pein just laid an egg! The Akatsuki mobile lost a wheel, and Kyuubi got away!" I sing teasingly.

A large group of people barge into the living room, staring at our christmas decorations.

"Merry Christmas!" Flavia laughs. "I mean, Christmas Eve!"

"What the fuck is christmas?" Pein growls.

"It's the time of the year when family gets together! They eat a large feast, give presents to each other, and spread joy and cheer!" I giggle. "And we're gonna celebrate it!"

There's many muttered no's.

"B-B-But..." I force tears to my eye. "It was gonna be the best christmas ever."

"No." Madara says firmly.

I give him watery puppy dog eyes and push my lip out.

After a few minutes of this, he just looked really uncomfortable.

"Don't you ever blink?" He looks away.

I widen my eyes.

"Maybe if you explain more on this chirstmas, we might be able to." He grumbles, awkwardly.

"SQUEEEEEE!"

"But if you make that sound again, it's gonna be a no."

So, me, Flavia, and Garret explain everything about Christmas to the not-so-jolly Akatsuki.

"No." Madara says at the end of it.

And I go into hissy fit mode.

Ok, so I got what I wanted!

Everyone left the house to go gift-shopping.

I wander around the plaza, looking for the perfect gifts.

I deciede to start with Sasori.

I go into this store that makes hand crafted puppets and dolls.

"Excuse me." I pull out two full body pictures. "Can you make a puppet of this one," I point to Sasori's picture. "And a doll out of this one?" I point to the picture of Flavia.

He nods, taking the pictures, "3 hours."

I nod and rush out the store, "Ok, how bout Hidan and Kakuzu..."

I walk into a weapons store, curiously, "Woah..."

My eyes turn to hearts at all the beautiful weapons.

I buy a spiky ball for Hidan, and more kunai and nunchucks for Kakuzu.

"Hmmm, what should I get Deidara and To- er, Madara...?" I sigh looking through millions of stores.

Flavia's P.O.V

I'm such a great chirstmas shopper!

I've got every one a present except one.

Madara.

How do you shop for an insane asylum escapee with an alter-ego?

Sometimes, I swear, he was having to much fun being Tobi.

Hmmm, maybe I do know what to get him...

Garret's P.O.V

Shopping. Is. Horrible.

The only things that I knew were perfect for presents are for Konan, Kitsune and Flavia.

The rest of these insane criminals though...

I kick a wrapper across the floor irratably.

Some blonde chick bumps into me.

"My bad," I shrug it off.

She nods, then goes running off.

Ok, let's start small.

What would Hidan want for Christmas?

A weapon, a dart board, his own room, sex.

I'll go with a dart board.

I slip into the toy store, more ideas forming in my mind.

I think up something for Madara, Pein, Zetsu, and Itachi.

There's that blonde chick again.

A plastic ball hits me from behind.

A whip around and glare as a flash of red dives behind another counter.

I pick up the ball and chase Kitsune through the aisle's.

I throw the ball, but I miss and hit the blonde chick.

"Smooth." Kitsune teases, ducking out the store.

"Sorry," I sigh. "You can blame my idiot sister for that one."

"It's cool." She shrugs. "What's your name?"

"Garret, you?"

"Temari."

"Nice name," I chuckle. "Are you good with matching personality's to presents?"

"Who're you shopping for?"

"Well, my sister created this holiday, and its basically when you have a feast and give presents to others."

"Hahah, that sounds fun!" Temari laughs. "Sure, I'll help you!"

"Ok, the first one it a pyromaniac with blonde hair..."

Momo's P.O.V

Temari was telling me about this boy she met in the toy store.

"Yeah, that's nice Temari." I nod boredly. "What was his name?"

"His name's Garret! He even told me about this holiday called Christmas!" Temari explains. "You have a feast, spend time with family, and give presents!"

I stare in pure shock.

So Kitsune's bringing Christmas to the Naruto world?

"We should celebrate it." I state.

She gasps, "Really? You want to celebrate and have a party?"

"Yes. Yes I do."

"Well, it's gotta be done by tomorrow, cause today's christmas eve." Temari chuckles. "GAARA! KANKURO!"

The two males join us in Temari's room.

"We're gonna celebrate this thing called Christmas!" Temari cheers. "We give presents, have a feast, and spend time together!"

"Sounds... Nice?" Kankuro raises his eye brow.

I laugh, "I bet Gaara would be raising his eyebrow if he had any!"

I light pink tinge comes to Gaara's face, "I guess we could celebrate this new holiday..."

Pein's P.O.V

I have to say, this is the most retarded thing I've ever had to do.

And I have to put up with Kitsune, Flavia, and Garret.

"Pein," Konan shakes my shoulder.

Oh yes, we can't forget Konan either, who went to the dark(idiot) side.

"Pein look!" Konan shakes my shoulder some more. "We should get Kitsune this!"

"...An Easy Bake Oven?"

"Well yeah, you won't let her anywhere near a real oven."

"Fine, why not?" I roll my eyes. "Let's get Flavia that Play-Doh set."

"Hah! And you say you don't care about them!" Konan teases. "Flavia loves Play-Doh!"

I sigh, "What do we get Garret?"

"This." Konan pulls a new game system off the shelve with a grunt. "He keeps saying her wants it."

"Well, the brats are taken care of!" I say relieved. "Now for the idiots..."

"That's mean," Konan whines.

"Should I start referring to you as a brat, too?" I roll my eyes. "Cause your starting to turn into them."

"I am not!"

"Yes you are,"

She throws her shoe at me.

...

"And where have I seen THAT before?" I say sarcastically.

"Shut up and gimme back my shoe." She pouts.

"Nope." I pick her shoe up and throw it into the next aisle.

"My shoe!" She dashes away to retrieve it. "My baby!"

O:_:o

Kakuzu's P.O.V

"What do I buy a bunch of brats?" I grumble to myself. "Hell, I probably shouldn't buy anything."

"Kakuzu!"

Speak of the devil.

Flavia hides behind me, "Hidan's MAD."

"Do I look like I care?"

"He's stabbing people with heels..."

Da fuck?

I go into the woman's store to see Hidan chasing random ladies with self esteem issues with high heeled shoes.

"YOUR AN UGLY FAG! YOUR AN UGLY FAG! YOUR ALL UGLY FAGS!" He roars. "Except you." He stops and points at some random brunette. "Your a dike."

"Hidan." I throw a high-heel at him. "Stop terrorizing the woman with issues."

"They had it coming!"

"What are you even doing in here?"

He narrows his eyes and ducks out the store.

"Is it safe?" Flavia releases my cloak. "Can I shop in peace again?"

"Yeah, sure."

Madara's/Tobi's P.O.V

This is retarded.

I'm the leader of an evil organization for gods sake!

I shouldn't be celebrating some old fat guy.

Hmm, deal with Kitsune's screaming for 2 days or celebrate a weird holiday...?

At least it's not one of Hidan's holidays.

So what do I get these brats and bastards presents?

I was never the worlds best shopper...

What store to start at?

I enter the toy store ignoring the screaming kids(and Kitsune) wondering what to buy them.

Something catches my eye.

A teen whistle.

"Madara! I got the perfect things for christmas? Where're your bags?" Kitsune bounces around, candy high yet again

I blow into the whistle, and get a weird reaction.

Kitsune covers her ears and cringes, "Make it stop! What the hell is that?"

I just might buy this for me...

I stop blowing into the whistle and Kitsune rubs her head.

Sasori's P.O.V

"Danna, what do you think Kitsune would like, un?"

"Kinky sex." I reply bluntly.

Stares.

Hell, I was suprised that i even said that.

"Ok..." Deidara nods. "What about Flavia?"

"Seeing you in a dress."

"Next, un."

"Weapons."

I disapear into a store, leaving Deidara.

I know you've probably heard this a million times, but this is stupid.

I look through the electronic store boredly.

"This is hard." I bang my head on a shelf.

Merry Christmas Eve to all you guys! I'll post the next part tommorow, cuase, you know, that's when Chirstmas is! So, did you like it! LOL

Take the poll on my profile! ^^" Then I need help thinking up prizes! OK! SO you must choose your favorite pairing! (DeidaraxKitsune, HidanxFlavia, ItachixMomo, GarretxTemari, or MadaraxDinah) and i want to give something to each one.

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