do you do when one BFF is mad at you and the other is in some serious trouble. What do you do when your 2 brothers are being used as weapons? What to do if you agreed to take a piece of a little pest off of a certain blonde? And what if all this is happening cause you got sucked into the Naru-verse?

Kitsune's P.O.V

Ah yes, Christmas!

So, I'm not spending it with family.

My family is in a place that I'm hated(by some).

At the time, we were outside playing in the snow.

"Pein! C'mon!" Konan pulls him outside. "Play with us!"

I create a snowball that was perfect.

"Konan, I'm not a kid. And neither are-"

I throw the snowball and it nails him in the face.

I couldn't help but to laugh, even though he was gonna bury me in snowballs in the next 5 seconds.

I run from Pein as he pelts me with a million snowballs.

My back up(Flavia, Garret, Konan) soon show up and help me out.

Hmm... Madara needs to be out here.

I disapear into the base and find him in front of the fire.

"Come play in the snow with us." I demand. "Where's your christmas spirit!"

"..." He glances up at me. "I don't like the cold."

"So!" I grab his arm and pull him out the chair. "Your just SCARED."

"What the hell would I be scared of?"

"Your scared I'm gonna kick your ass in the snowball fight!"

The Uchiha pride kicks in, and HE starts dragging ME outside.

He throws snowballs at me and I run and slip through the snow.

I trip and fall face first into the snow.

Flavia laughs, Garret helps me up.

I throw a few snowballs back at Madara and start running in circles.

SMACK!

I fall back as a snowball with a ROCK in it hits me in the head.

"Ok, who put a rock in the snowball?" Flavia demands an answer.

"It was meant for Garret." Itachi mutters, crossing his arms poutily.

"Argh!" I sit up, rubbing my head. "You know I bruise fucking easily! Your just adding to the collection!"

Flavia stares for a few minutes, "It's Rudolph!"

which basically meant there was a red mark on my head.

I roll my eyes and drop snow down the back of her shirt.

She squeals and starts jumping around trying to get the ice out.

Konan runs up and dumps a handful of snow on me, "I win!"

"Cold!" I throw handfuls of snow her way. "How dare you! I hope the snow rapes you!"

Konan snickers and throws snow handfuls at me.

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We sit around the table eagerly awaiting the dinner cooked by Kisame, Konan, Flavia, and Hidan.

"See?" I say to the two leaders. "Aren't you glad you came outside?"

Madara rolls his eyes, but had a slight smirk.

"Wait, HIDAN cooked this food?" Kakuzu shudders. "Do I really want to eat this?"

"Don't worry! I supervised him!" Flavia laughs. "Everything is fully cooked and not drugged."

"Oh yeah, that makes me feel SO MUCH better."

"Quit complaining!" I scold as the food is passed around. "Oo, steak... Anyways, before we eat, we have to list the things we're thankful for."

"Hm?" Konan stares.

"It's an orphanage tradition." I pout.

So as everyone finishes putting food on there plates, we begin.

"Pe-Leader." I cough awkwardly. "Why don't you start?"

He mutters something, then starts, "I'm thankful for this food."

I turn my gaze on Madara.

"No." He glares.

I glare back and pick up my fork and knife.

"I'm thankful that Kitsune isn't a cannibal." He grumbles. "She'd eat every damn thing in sight."

Next goes Konan, "I'm thankful for this food, this holiday, and this... Hm, for Kitsune's sake, I'll call this a family."

"..." Hidan winces as Flavia kicks him under the table. "I'm thankful for immortality."

"I'm thankful for money." Kakuzu sighs.

"I'm thankful for all this food!" Kisame chuckles.

"Oh! I'm thankful for this food, the snow, this holiday, and my life!" Garret laughs.

"Hn." Itachi rubs his arms, probably cold. "I'm thankful... For... Life?"

I shrug, "Sure, why not?"

"Haha, Itachi gets a pass!" Flavia laughs.

"I guess I'm thankful for art, this food, and Kitsune, un." Deidara mutters.

Sasori smirks, "I'm thankful for those brats finally leaving me alone, this food, and-"

"YOUTH!" Garret finishes for him.

"THE YOUTH! IT BURNS!" I joke, laughing.

"I'm thankful for my awesome friends and so-called family, my ninja-ness, and surviving all this!" Flavia cheers.

"We're thankful for food." Zetsu says evenly.

"Ok, I guess it's my turn!" I smile. "I'm thankful for my ninja skills, my life, you guys, my real family, and FOOD."

"LET'S EAT!" Hidan shouts.

And eat we do.

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Oh man, I can't eat another bite...

"Mmm, I'm gonna sleep good tonight," Kisame sighs happily.

"No sleeping yet!" I climb to my feet, rubbing my bulging tummy. "We have to open presents!"

"Oh yeah..." Garret sits up from his spot on the couch.

So, we sit in front of the chirstmas tree in a half circle.

"Ok, who wants to go first?" I ask.

"I'll go!" Garret grabs his presents from the closet.

"Oh cool!" I stare at the BEAUTIFUL scythe in front of me. "It's like that one from Soul Reaper!"

Flavia got a slingshot with plenty ammo, Deidara got a slushie maker, Sasori got a deep fryer, Itachi got a set of knives, Kisame got a pet baby shark, Hidan got a dart board, Kakuzu got a knife set also, Zetsu got this fancy man-eating plant(lol), Konan got a make-up set(lol), Pein got 2 tickets to a beach resort(wink wink), and Madara got a super awesome Nerf gun!

"So Mada-" He cuts me off by shooting me with the Nerf gun.

"Hn." He smirks. "I think I like this gift."

"That was mean." I pout.

"I'm going next!" Flavia jumps up and pulls her gifts from under the tree. "Here ya go, Kitsune!"

I blush and stare at ground after opening the gift basket.

It had a Rainbow Dash poster, a leash, a collar, an awesome kitty hat, and condoms.

"Flavi-chan, that's embaressing!" I cover my face as she hands out the rest of the presents. "How dare you!"

I got bored as Hidan went to get his presents, so I started playing with a condom.

I unwrapped it, and started blowing it up.

Everyone was basically watching me with mixed emotions.

I tie off the condom once it get bigger than my torso.

"..." I turn to Flavia and hit her with the "balloon".

"..." She stares in shock. "Ahhh! There's lube on my face!"

"FLAVORED lube!" I add helpfully.

She shreiks and laughs at the same time, snatching the condom away.

She shoves it in my face, and I was shocked, so I kinda bit down on it.

It popped right in my face.

"And that, is how you break a condom." Garret adds.

"She popped my condom!" I throw the popped remains at Flavia.

"You guys are weird!" Hidan announces, dragging in his Santa sack. "Merry fucking Christmas!"

I'm tired of listing presents... I'll just list mine, Garret's, and Flavia's.

I got a pair of high-heels, Flavia got a WHIP, and Garret got a video game.

"See? I knew you loved whips, my S&M friend!" I tease Flavia.

"Oh shut up!" Flavia blushes. "I-I had nothing t-to do with this!"

"I bet it was on your christmas wishlist!"

Up next was Pein and Konan.

"OMIGOSH! YOU GUYS ARE SO AWESOME!" I huggle the Easy Bake Oven. "I LOVE YOU GUYS! ITS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER!"

Flavia opens her present, "Le gasp! It's Play-doh HEAVEN!" She stares doe-eyed at the Play-Doh set. "You guys are the BEST!"

When Garret opens his present, he's speechless, "Oh my god. It's... It's... The Q-box 3000,"

"It's Garret's god!" Flavia teases.

"Damn right!"

"My turn! My turn!" I announce as Pein and Konan finish giving out their presents.

I got Konan this fancy metal rose the size of a babies head and I got Pein a small dog.

At first he was shocked, holding the dog in his hands.

"His name is Chibi." I smile big. "Do you like him."

He clutches the dog and goes to sit down, leaving me confused.

"You made him really happy," Konan whispers in my ear.

Then, I give Madara the Mudkip plushie.

He is also shocked silent.

"What the fuck is that fugly thing?" Hidan snorts.

"DON'T DISRESPECT THE MUDKIP!" Me and Madara shout simutaniously.

Once I'm finished handing out presents, Deidara goes.

"...Where's my present?" I mutter.

"You get yours later, un." He chuckles.

Madara deciedes to go just then, and he gets me this AWESOME necklace with a charm(kanji for demon) on it.

"Awwz, it's a sexy necklace." I laugh.

Flavia got a rabbit, which she named Madara as a joke.

"You should be honored to be named after Flavia's bunny!" Garret jokes. "Even if it does die within a few months!"

O.e she's really bad with pets.

Garret then got this epic ass water gun!

"Gasp! That's the newest one!" I look it over. "Double shooter with a scope! Compartment for extra water, small for single-hand operation... It's a master piece!"

"You guys are insane," Madara mutters.

"Psh! We get if from you!" Flavia cuddles her bunny. "isn't that right, Madarina?"

I snicker, "It's a girl bunny?"

"Yup!"

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I stick all my presents in my closet, locked in a trunk(except for my schythe) and go sit on my bed, messing with the dog collar, leash, and a few condoms.

What a wonderful Christmas.